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P.J. BONNEMAN:
Jeg Kendte Dem Ikke: 7” EP
Armed with the switchblade knife he holds on the record sleeve, and, I’m assuming, an enormous bottle of Gammel Dansk, P.J. Bonneman slashes through three great-sounding home recordings on this debut, solo, 33 rpm 7” EP. “Fri Kaerlighed” is a lively piece of aggressive, lo-fi, Rezillos power pop sung in Danglish. I’m not exactly sure what the song is about—I don’t understand Danish and there’s not a whole lot of English to be heard—but I definitely hear a “fuckin’ hippy” in there towards the end of the song and that’s a sentiment that everyone should be able to get behind. “Hey Ronni” is the musical equivalent of taking a stroll through the countryside with your sweetheart on a Sunday afternoon. Clad in a leather jacket and shod with black Chuck Taylors, of course. The melody could have easily been written by King Louie for the Exploding Hearts and the lazy guitar riff will linger in your head long after the song is over. This tune could brighten the day of even the most stoic, hard-assed Scandinavian. While the A-side will appeal to popsters, the flip side is ass-kickingly TOUGH!”Jeg Kendte Dem Ikke” has an unrelenting beat and lyrics that are snarled more than sung. Bonneman has a real knack for writing a tune and moves between genres effortlessly. –Josh Benke (Spild Af Vinyl, www.spildafvinyl.dk)


P.O.S.:
Never Better: CD
I have always had a soft spot for the Twin Cities music scene. To me, one of the most endearing defining features of the last decade of Minnesota’s DIY music community is the unprecedented synergy between the punk rock and hip hop musicians and fans in that metro area. Unlike many other cities, no one bats an eye when Dillinger Four and Atmosphere play shows together. No single figure in the Twin Cites scene is a finer bridge between the two musical subcultures than P.O.S. Never Better is P.O.S.’s third album and it is a strong, if fairly similar, follow-up to 2006’s Audition album, which raised his musical profile and introduced P.O.S. to multitudes of new fans. There are a couple radio-friendly, head-bobbing funk tracks like “Low Light Low Life” and “Goodbye” that are quite successful. However, the majority of the album is more challenging and discordant, borrowing an air of tension clearly influenced by hardcore punk and an experimental edge typical of the envelope-pushing hip hop artists on Anticon Records. For the most part it works quite well, although some editing or refinement could have been applied to the last one third of the fifteen-song release, as it begins to sag towards the end. Overall, though, it’s a very exciting release by a young and upcoming musical artist doing the Midwest proud. –Jake Shut –Guest Contributor (Rhymesayers)


P.R.O.B.L.E.M.S.:
Gotta Get away from You: 7”
The A-side is a nice bit of driving punk/hardcore, not too fast or slow with a nice riff. B-side’s faster and not quite as interesting. –Jimmy Alvarado (Tombstone)


PACK A.D., THE:
Funeral Mixtape: CD
One of many things i will not miss when the 00’s wind to a close is the presumed extinction ((or, at bare minimum, long hibernation/remission)) of the once-in-vogue two-piece band—not because said units are not capable of producing decent music ((they are)), but simply because, as with pop punk bands in the 90’s, i am bound and convinced that there is absolutely NOTHING new that these bands can possibly do that will grab and hold my interest. That ship has sailed, and i don’t expect it back in the harbor ((“of ROCK!”)) for decades, if not centuries. I mean, the band is pretty decent—label-supplied comparisons of the vocalist to Janis Joplin are not egregiously far off the mark, and the guitars have a nice tone and a passable second White Stripes album kinda vibe ((i’ll stick my neck out here and claim that “De Stijl” was one of the better albums of the first half of this decade)), but i just can’t get into it. It’s sorta like once the elastic gets all stretched out on the waistband of your Fruit of the Loom® thermal longjohns, nothing you can do is gonna make that elastic all grippy and stretchy again, and the Pack A.D., through no real fault of their own, are that elastic waistband. This, of course, begs the question of whom my barndoor is; i’d like to imagine it’s Godhead Silo but that’s pure conjecture on my part. BEST SONG: “Blackout” BEST SONG TITLE: “Oh Be Joyful” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Almost listened to this in my car on the way to a funeral; feared karmic recompense; did not do so. –Rev. Norb (Mint)


PACK A.D., THE:
We Kill Computers: CD
Duo from Vancouver. White Stripes meets Portishead meets delta blues meets DIY trash rock? The blues/trash influence is front and center, but the record as a whole is fairly eclectic. One song is hauntingly beautiful and had me spellbound until I looked at the lyrics and realized that it was a lame bit about being understood by all animals. At that point I became scared that the hippy-gremlins would invade my stereo, but the rockin’ nature of the rest of the record kept those fuckers at bay. Good stuff. –The Lord Kveldulfr (Mint)


PACK/S.O.L.:
Split: LP
Pack: Screaming Euro hardcore from Switzerland, I believe, all rude and crusty and angry, as it should be. S.O.L.: More of the same, this time from a band who hails from Germany. On the whole, I gotta say, this was just the kinda noise necessary to break up the monotony. –Jimmy Alvarado (rinderherz@gmx.net)


PAGENINETYNINE:
Document#8: CD

This is some of the best hardcore I’ve heard in quite some time. It’s driven with such force, but it takes control of that drive, fully in charge the entire time. It feels natural to go into a breakdown after the balls-out rock that precedes it. And the breakdowns? Damn, they’re heavy. It’s recorded so that it comes together as a band, not individuals, not one overpowering another. It’s dense and filled with so much going on in every track. On my second listen I began wondering how many tracks they had to record to get that complexity. Then I looked at the liner notes. There are eight members. Eight! They have two vocalists, a drummer, two bass players and (count ‘em) THREE guitars! That helped explain things. The packaging is amazing as well: black gatefold with the graphics and text pressed into it. The booklet inside is glossy and filled with these great illustrations. They provide lyrics, thankfully. I’m not so great at deciphering them. They’re on a brief hiatus from shows now, just getting back from touring Europe, but I know I’ll be looking to see them the next time out.

–Megan Pants (Robotic Empire)


PAGES, THE:
Creatures of the Earth: CD
This sounds like a less rockin’ They Might Be Giants, which seems rather fitting as these cats are also from NY. My daughter got jiggy with it during the car ride! That’s always a plus. –MP Johnson (Unsound)


PAIN OF SALVATION:
12:5: CD
I plopped this in and, I shit you not, suddenly there were elves and fairies dancing around my living room. I stopped the disc and they disappeared. Intrigued, I started it again and, lo and behold, there they were, prancing and singing and carryin’ on. Damndest thing. I pulled the nearest one aside and asked him, “Wherefore doth thou boogiest ‘round my living room, gentle dryad?” He cocked his funny little hat to the side and said, “‘Tis the hippie shit that spins in that machine anon.” So I took the cute little fella by the feet and bashed my stereo in with his head. –Jimmy Alvarado (Inside Out)


PAINT IT BLACK:
Paradise: CD
I really hate getting review material that is only the CD. No lyrics to reference, no pictures to look at, just a disc with a track list on it. Don’t most of the labels know that we are record and music collecting geeks? The music better be good. Luckily for me, it is. One of the current hardcore bands of the moment that’s going for the championship belt. Paint It Black play fast, direct, and to the point music that catches you out of breath with its intensity. They sing songs about things I have no real clue of (since I don’t have the lyric sheet to reference), but I do know the title. But I really am a person who gets caught up with the music more than a person who analyzes lyrics. I have to feel the music before I can pay attention. Read many good things on the net about this release. So, with so many voices praising this release, it seems that I am on the right side of the fence on this one. –Donofthedead (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
New Lexicon: CD
For some reason, the cover of this record reminds me of a The Life And Times cover. But no way in hell is any of the music the same. Loud, abrasive, brutal music from this outfit. Favorite song titles include: “Missionary Position,” “White Kids Dying of Hunger,” and “Check Yr Math.” I’ll take a wild stab here and state for the record that if you liked Swiz, you may like this CD. Hey, they’re on the same label—weird! –Sean Koepenick (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
New Lexicon: CD
I was fortunate enough to get tickets to the first night of Paint It Black’s weekend-long record release festival just hours before it sold out. As I stepped into the crowded basement of Philadelphia’s FirstUnitarianChurch, I was given a free copy of the new record a month before its release date, as promised on the fliers. I had some time to kill before the first band of the night was ready to play, so I stepped out to my car to give it a quick listen. I got so sucked in that I missed the first half of the opener’s set (Amateur Hour, respectively). Philadelphia’s hardcore act Paint It Black has shown tons of progression between their debut CVA and their sophomore release Paradise, and New Lexicon is no different. I believe that “dark” is the only word I can use to describe this one. Dan Yemin’s (Lifetime, Kid Dynamite) lyrics are angrier than ever and the guitar parts tore me to pieces. There is plenty of credit due to the production as well. There are some parts in between most of the fifteen songs involving either drums or feedback that are noisy without being annoying, and create a strange vibe for the record. It’s only January, but I have no doubt in my mind that this will be one of my favorite hardcore records of 2008. –Dave Dillon –Guest Contributor (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
New Lexicon: CD
New Lexicon is Paint it Black’s third edition of the textbook on how to make modern hardcore punk. There are a few revisions made, and a few more twists added; such as some spacey effects and more attention to melody (most notably the last track with Jeff from Naked Raygun singing backups). For the most part though, you know what you’re getting with Paint It Black: fast songs, a distinct lack of “mosh parts,” and lyrics ranging proudly from the political to the socio-political. If you’re into that sort of stuff, you’ll probably enjoy what is easily their best record yet. –Nick Toerner –Guest Contributor (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
New Lexicon: CD
Paint It Black were one of my favorite bands in college (not that I stopped liking them, more of one of those “I’m in love with a different band/girl every week” kind of deals). I liked that the first record was essentially a “lets just do this” kind of a hardcore record. I liked that Paradise started to branch out into some more melodic territory. This one takes the best of both worlds (I started listening thinking “Man, this sounds way more brutal,” and then “No, this is way poppier”), but now there’s some interesting electronic/hip-hop/noise stuff going on as well (though to be honest, it’s mostly transitional between the songs). It’s “let’s see where we can take this” and not “let’s rehash the last record again.” I like it. Seriously though, get me one of those record release 7”s. –Joe Evans III (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
4-song demo: CDEP
Hell yeah. I still spend many a day driving around with Kid Dynamite blasting out the stereo, and even though I try not to dwell on the past too much on broken-down bands, I wished they would have continued. Ahh, sweet fulfillment. Guitarist, songwriter, licensed kid head shrinker, and all-around thinker, Dan Yemin has teamed up with his Lifetime and KD drummer, Dave Wagenshutz and a three other like-minded hardcore fools and made four all-too-short, all-so-sweet songs that has me sitting next to my stereo with a line of drool that connects my mouth to the floor. Sooo good. It's hard but it's so, so catchy. Want more. Gimme, gimme, gimme some more. –Todd Taylor (Paint It Black)


PAINT IT BLACK:
CVA: CD
Although the salt is still is on my cheeks from crying about Kid Dynamite’s demise, Dr. Dan Yemin and skin punisher Mr. Dave Wagenschutz have resurrected a leaner, meaner, tougher unit, this time with Dan taking the lead vocal duties. Gone are the tuned melodies. In their place: chiseled and pissed-off songs reminiscent but not reflexive to Minor Threat, Gorilla Biscuits, and Youth of Today, seamlessly updated to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with The Panic and American Nightmare. The spine and conviction to this whole thing, I believe, is what makes it stand out. Both Dan and Dave have been around for quite a while. They are well past the time it’s acceptable to be complete burnouts with hands out for a paycheck or a windbag curmudgeons saying today’s youth don’t get it. Yet, their chops continue to be refined to harder blows and the lyrics continue to explore new realms instead of reclining into a comfy chair of complacency. –Todd Taylor (Jade Tree)


PAINT IT BLACK:
Amnesia: 7” EP
I heard bits of Paint It Black years ago and didn’t think much of ‘em. Not bad by any standards, but it didn’t capture me, and thus I didn’t pay attention to what they did. That being said, I didn’t know what to expect from this. Crudely, this is a piece of modern hardcore that isn’t a complete outcast from Bridge 9’s catalog as a whole. However, leaving it at that would not do it justice. After the quality of the production value, the first thing that hit me was how heated and ferocious this is—pretty unrelenting. However, PIB accompanies the pummeling with melody, such that the melody doesn’t detract from overall force—kinda makes me wonder if this is what Gorilla Biscuits would be like if they were angrier and around now. It also makes me want to reassess my previous thoughts about Paint It Black. –Vincent Battilana (Bridge 9, bridge9.com)


PAINT IT BLACK:
Amnesia: 7” EP
While I have the first three Paint It Black full lengths, this is the first time I’ve seen them branch out into EP territory. This is a format that suits their style of hardcore very well, actually. Paint It Black plays modern day youth crew-influenced hardcore with a bit more melodic edge that shows the pedigree of singer Dan Yemin’s years playing guitar in Kid Dynamite. While none of the three previous efforts could be mistaken as mellow, it seems that Yemin’s vocals manage to be even more unrestrained and throat shredding than before. This is really apparent on the opening track, “Salem,” which is a very pointed condemnation of the religious right’s influence on society. This may be the heaviest and angriest track I’ve heard the band lay down yet. The song begins with a heavy, plodding near drone which leads to a fast midsection before returning to some slow heaviness and ending with Yemin, unaccompanied, yelling of what sounds like the death sentence of the right-wing establishment. I’ll be honest and state that this style of hardcore can get a little tedious at length, and there are times where I’ve caught myself losing focus when listening to the band’s earlier full lengths from end to end. The brevity of an EP really helps to focus Paint It Black’s attack to a few powerful, short but sweet, bursts. –Adrian (Bridge Nine)


PAINT IT BLACK:
Surrender: 7"
Four new songs by Paint It Black and much like their last full-length, New Lexicon, equal parts Damaged-era Black Flag mixed with the more modern sounds of melodic hardcore ala Kid Dynamite. However, I found this single to be less satisfying than their previous fifteen-song album. If I had to pin it on a single factor, it seems like they are less interested in solid melodic progressions and more focused on fast tempos and obtuse breakdowns, which felt much more balanced on my previous exposure to Paint It Black. –Todd Taylor (Fat Wreck Chords)


PAINT LIKE PLANE:
Curse Chorus Curse: 7”
Screamy silly noise stuff. I know not such music, and I like not such music. (Whenever I listen to something arty, I usually feel like the lame kid in school who just cannot understand multiplication or, I dunno, direct objects. And, after asking about it and having it explained to him a dozen times, stops asking, and still doesn’t get it at all, but just feels dumb.) If this were a cereal, it’d be I-Don’t-Like-Noise-Music Chex. –Maddy (S-S)


PAINTBOX:
Earth Ball Sports Tournament: CD
Here is a band that gets better and better. Starting with their self-titled 7" to their CD titled "Singing Shouting Crying" to the earth-shattering "The Door" / "Provided Railroad" 7". The progression from the first to the current amazes me on how much a band can improve and continue to grow while not staying within their formula. The last 7", including the current release, has moments of a spaghetti western mixed with a blend of old school Japancore with some metal overtones. An absolute enjoyable listen. The songs have melody and rage while they continue to search to find new elements to introduce. They bring in horns, acoustic guitar and harmonica at moments to add more texture to their music. If you have been following the Japanese music scene, you know that these guys are heavy hitters. –Donofthedead (HG Fact, 105 Nakano Shinbashi-M, 2-7-15 Yayoi-Cho, Nakano, Tokyo164-0013, Japan)


PAINTBOX:
Cry of the Sheeps: 7"
This is a US pressing that was previously released on CD by HG Fact out of Japan back in 2001. Paintbox are one of the most original and powerful current bands out of Japan. Pigeonholed, they are not. They mix it up and swing their mighty bat with their blend of punk and metal influences. I don’t remember what issue my review of the CD was in, but I definitely have more to add. For starters, the vinyl version that I bought is pressed on red. The collector geek in me is giddy about that! The minus is that it does not include a lyric sheet. Not that it would help, since only a small percentage of the world’s population reads Japanese besides the Japanese. That includes me, who was raised by immigrant Japanese parents who do not speak English and was forced to attend Japanese school for three years. I spent a month and a half in Japan as a child. All I can do is speak a freakish coagulation that I call Japan-glish. When spoken to, I understand certain words as long as the person is speaking slowly. But what you miss out on and I will provide here are the cool English choruses. The title track has the wonderful chorus that goes like this: “Cry of the sheep, fly on the ship.” With all that is sung in Japanese, I really want to know how the chorus plays into the song. Track 2, “Big Ant,” has the chorus that goes “Viva la viva la viva la traverring go, Viva la viva la viva la traverring good.” Is the song really about an ant? The third track, “Betsu Mirai,” translates into “Alternative Future.” I didn’t know for the longest what the title of the third track was called since it was written in Japanese on the CD version. Another thing you don’t get on the 7” that is on the CD is the song that I have no idea what it’s called since it’s written in Japanese that is a bonus track. It’s their reggae song that has their vocals manipulated to sound like the Chipmunks. The lyrics endlessly repeat “Bivouac, bivouac, bivouac in my house, bivouac bivouac, bivouac in my home. Reverse, returned, reverse in my heart, returned, reverse, returned in my soul.” Now, that is deep! Do I understand it? No, but I believe that is some encrypted message to the gods. Either buy this 7” or go get the CDEP, which is still available. Shit this good can’t be made up! If the manic music fiend Jimmy Alvarado hears this and doesn’t shit a blue Twinkie like he said I would do about the band Mezklah (Hey, Jimmy! Are you going to burn a copy for me?), I really don’t know him. –Donofthedead (Prank)


PAINTBOX:
Cry of the Sheeps: CDEP
Diverse energy. If you have been following my reviews, you should know that Paintbox and HG Fact are my favorites. I love this Japanese band and label from Japan. I check the website every month to see what might be coming out. Right on top of the new releases available for overseas consumption is a new Paintbox EP! I pull $10 out of my wallet and write out an order and mail it away. I get a page from my wife and I call her back. She alerts me that a package came from Japan two weeks later. Woohoo! That night I rush home and put on my latest acquisition on the stereo. Starting off is the title track – has anyone heard a sheep cry before? It starts off melodic with the harsh vocals over hard-edged music with trumpets, metallic riffing, and a section with dogs barking in tempo. What a masterpiece! That was only the first track! Track two, titled “Big Ant,” is a rager in the Japcore sense. Straight forward and angry. The third track is even faster! Don’t know what the song is called since it’s titled in Japanese. Pure unadulterated power. Not feeling short changed, there is a hidden track where they show some humor. You get a chipmunk reggae song to top things off. In a short period of time, they have put out three EPs and two full lengths. What are you waiting for? –Donofthedead (HG Fact)


PAINTBOX:
Earth Ball Sports Tournament: CD
Here is a band that gets better and better. Starting with their self‑titled 7" to their CD titled "Singing Shouting Crying" to the earth-shattering "The Door" / "Provided Railroad" 7". The progression from the first to the current amazes me on how much a band can improve and continue to grow while not staying within their formula. The last 7", including the current release, has moments of a spaghetti western mixed with a blend of old school Japancore with some metal overtones. An absolute enjoyable listen. The songs have melody and rage while they continue to search to find new elements to introduce. They bring in horns, acoustic guitar and harmonica at moments to add more texture to their music. If you have been following the Japanese music scene, you know that these guys are heavy hitters. –Donofthedead (HG Fact)


PAINTED BIRD:
Selected Songs EP: 7”
Sometimes I’ll hear a record or go to a show that will just make me think, “Oh…another three dudes started a band.” –Comrade Bree (RFC, www.birdsf.com)


PAINTED BIRD:
Selected Songs from: 7"
Mostly instrumental with a strong Dischord influence (especially in the bass lines). Short enough to catch my interest and inventive enough to keep that interest piqued. Good stuff. –Megan Pants (RFC)


PAINTED BIRD:
Always on Time and Never Light: 7” EP
A little pretentious, in a lo-fi Refused kind of way, but the packaging is astounding, which makes it even more pretentious, but when you break it down into little pieces, it’s outstanding. –Jimmy Alvarado (RFC, The record is no help and the internet turns up nada. Call it a demo? Except who pays Pirate Press all that money for a demo?)


PAJO:
1968: CD
The mag must be on some huge mailing list. They get a lot of questionable stuff that does not even remotely come close to the scope of what we cover. Like this thing. It sounds like a folk record with a guy on acoustic guitar and soft singing. Aren’t there any folk zines out there like there were in the ‘60s? –Donofthedead (Drag City)


PALAVAS SURFERS:
Zombie b/w Surfin’: 7"
French surfabilly with a vocalist who sounds a lot like Johnny Lydon during P.I.L. Does Gearhead Records know its logo is being used by Be Fast!!! Records? Maybe Gearhead has a European subsidiary? This is where my mind wanders while listening to this record. –Jessica Thiringer (myspace.com/befastlabel)


PALE GALLERY, THE:
Self-titled: CDEP
The first thing of notice is that the vocals are really similar to Eric Bachman’s vocals from his time in Archers Of Loaf. The music doesn’t really seem to stray too far from that formula, either (the formula being loud pop with some rock in it). I’ve heard this kind of stuff before and, honestly, I’d rather just stick with Archers. Although The Pale Gallery did play All Tomorrow’s Parties Festival in May of 2008, so that is obviously worth something. Or it could be that Explosions In The Sky (curators of the fest) owed somebody a favor. [Shrugs.] –Kurt Morris (www.myspace.com/thepalegallery)


PAMA INTERNATIONAL:
Float Like A Butterfly: CD
Former members of the Specials, Madness, the Paul Weller Band, and Special Beat get together to record—what else?—an album’s worth of ska, rocksteady, and dub. The results are, for the most part, entertaining, if not quite as memorable or incendiary as their former bands’ work, and a few of the tunes (“Man Bites Dog,” for instance) show a bit of the old spark still exists in there somewhere. –Jimmy Alvarado (Asian Man)


PANDAMONIUM:
Self-titled: 7”
The first thing you’ll notice when you pick this one up is the cover, which features the angriest fucking panda you will ever see in your life standing tall on top of a mound of charred corpses. With its fangs bared, it aims its blowtorch at any body that shows signs of life, sucking in the scent of burning flesh with pride. Like the panda on the cover, the music on this record is relentless. It’s frantic hardcore that knows that if it doesn’t keep moving, it very may well become another addition to that pile of bodies. In other words, this is the stuff that keeps the pit alive. (By the way, the cover art is by Bill Hauser, who did a couple covers for my zine, Freak Tension, back in the day and, as far as I’m concerned, is at the top of the heap of hardcore cover/poster artists at the moment. Check it.) –MP Johnson (One Percent)


PANGEA:
Never Not Know Nothing: 7"`
Progressive pop music that hops and flops around in tasty melodies and zany musicianship. Definitely not easy to categorize or even comprehend, just imagine oldies radio as an Abba Zabba. Now imagine Pangea as a pack of wild, fun-loving wombats tearing it to pieces. Stretching it and distorting it into an untamed, savage form. They’re the kind of band that easily wins over a crowd, while also being a band that thinks it’s a good idea to put a sound clip from a road construction pinball game in between two songs. Three-hundred pressed, so don’t think about it for too long. –Daryl Gussin (Stress Domain)


PANGEA:
Never Not Know Nothing: 7"
I’ve been bummed about the fact that I’ve never seen this band since I first heard them. This just makes me more excited about the inevitable moment, especially since I’ve seen two of the guys play in other bands that rule. The insert is basic and cool in the same way this music is unpretentiously fun and rad. There’s a nice, dreamy element to these seemingly simple, upbeat songs. It’s hard to put a finger on, but easy to enjoy. –Rene Navarro (Griznar / Stress Domain)


PANGEA:
Hold My Hand: CD-R
Pangea continues to blow my mind with their super fucking infectious hooks and energy you can’t help but feel. Songs like “CIA,” which you’ll be bouncing to for weeks and “Uh Oh Oh,” which sound like the Ramones doing a Rocky Horror Picture Show track make me wonder how it’s possible that this band can kick so much ass. Eight tracks of more fun than is good for you, released by the band with awesome artwork. Hit them up to get a copy of this. –Rene Navarro (myspace.com/togetherPangea)


PANGEA / HARVEST MOON SOCIETY:
Split: 7”EP
Two bands that share members, and they alternate song-by-song, not side-by-side, so it’s more of a melding or a collective consciousness. Both bands are what I was hoping to hear when: A.) people say, “Influenced by the Violent Femmes” (although these two bands have made no such claims). There’s this charming, quietly dissonant playfulness/seriousness threading through all four songs and the dude singer sounds more than a little like Gordon Gano. B.) What I thought The Weakerthans would sound like before I actually heard them: artful playfulness that’s punchy, without the precious “Canadian sweater, Poetry (big P), and tea”-ness that rubs me the wrong way with the aforementioned band. C.) I love swearing in folksy songs (“I ain’t no goddamn Golden Arches”) because that ensures it’ll remain a “folk” song and not a “radio” song that’ll be repackaged in fifteen years when I’m in the market for a new automobile or tube of toothpaste. Great record. Fans of The Hot New Mexicans, Nervous Dogs, Rumbleseat, and The Pine Hill Haints are predisposed to liking this, if they know it now or not. –Todd Taylor (Stress Domain)


PANGEA / HARVEST MOON SOCIETY:
SPLIT: 7”
Both bands are acoustic in the general Plan-It-X way, but at this point, I really can’t deal with folk punk, other than certain bands that fall under the grandfather clause (This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb, Carrie Nations, et al). Disclaimer time! If you’re still into folk punk, then you’d probably like this. If this were a cereal, it’d be Corn Flakes. –Maddy (Stress Domain/Griznar Music)


PANGEA / HARVEST MOON SOCIETY:
Split: 7”
Pangea and Harvest Moon Society share both sides of the split, with one song by each band on both sides. Both bands share more than the sides of the record, in that both play indie folk/folk pop/folk punk and various other genre-splitting variations thereof. And though no details are included, both also seem to adhere to strict lo-fi recording techniques. I would venture that both bands recorded onto a 4-track in somebody’s living room, possibly live, as well. Pangea provides the big hit for this summer’s punk rock mix tape, with the incredibly catchy sing-a-long “Golden Arches,” with its chorus of “You are what you eat so/I ain’t no god damn golden arches,” while Harvest Moon Society brings a perhaps, slightly more mature sound on “Boat Song,” with it’s use of non-traditional (in the punk rock sense) instruments (mandolin? ukulele?) and a simple, straightforward, lazy laidback strum-a-long. While bedroom recordings are often just as ear pleasing as fancy pants studio productions and are often symbols of the artists’ labors and love for music (not to mention the whole DIY aspect), I still wouldn’t mind hearing what these songs could be if someone were willing to invest some time and money into the recording of these songs. I think what is here now could possibly represent the frame to a much larger, richer, fuller sound that maintains all of the heart displayed here. –Jeff (Stress Domain/Griznar Music)


PANIC:
Get Well: CD
From one of the premier labels in the UK comes another great pop punk release. I hear great melody that puts me into pop bliss. What I love about Crackle releases are that they do not have overblown production and yet sound recorded in a garage. A mixture of, I would say, a stronger sounding Queers, Groovie Ghoolies and Screeching Weasel. In fact, I’m blown away by hearing some slight British accent in the vocals; it makes the music more appealing to me. With that, it blows away so many bands here in the states that play the same genre of music. I think this is the perfect moment to check out this band since this is their third release and you don’t have to go through the growing pains. Also, the covers geek in me really appreciated the Men at Work cover of "Overkill!" –Donofthedead (13$ ppd to Crackle!)


PANIC:
When Monsters Move: CDEP
Following their last Crackle release, Get Well, the band comes back with six tracks of melodies and pop harmonies. Imagine going to elementary school and the Ramones are the music teachers and the Queers and Screeching Weasel are the students. The students are converted and go out in the yard and pick on the kindergarten kids because their music teacher taught them that Britney Spears and Mariah Carey was real music. After a number of beatings, the kindergartners are converted and become the band Panic. Now that Panic have graduated from school, they start their infection tour around Europe and its effects are now trickling here to the states. How can you pass up a band with a song titled “Stupid Music Played by Idiots”? –Donofthedead (Crackle)


PANIC ATTACKS:
Watch the Skies!: 7” EP

Everything about this SCREAMS '60s slop, but no, just another record by another Queers clone I can use around my toilet as a guard against any potential damage incurred to the floor beneath by drunk, errant-aiming guests that might happen by.

–Jimmy Alvarado (www.panicattacksgetwell.com)


PANIC DISORDER:
Self-titled: 7” EP
Some folks are of the opinion that Naked Raygun was where it’s at (which I don’t disagree with), but that Pegboy was too workmanlike (which I disagree with). I think that Pegboy riveted and cleaned their songs down: steely punk expanses of tough-powered pop, where Naked Raygun was adept at getting weirder and more abstract without losing focus. I like ‘em both. Panic Disorder take Pegboy’s precision then smear vomit on it. The straight-ahead, no bullshit power’s still evident. It sounds like they’re falling apart, hurtling towards a brick wall, the brakes don’t work, and all they’re concerned about is that last beer that’s rolling away from them under the seat. That’s a sound I like plenty. –Todd Taylor (Dry Rot)


PANIC MOVEMENT:
No Tomorrow: CD
I knew I was in trouble from the opening “Waoooowwww!” It’s never good to be reminiscent of Steppenwolf (unless we’re talking Hesse here). –Megan Pants (Self-released, myspace.com/panicmovement)


PANIC STRIKES A CHORD:
I Can See Electricity at the Proper Distance: CD
A one man band. Occasionally the songs are way too long, and due to my bad attention span, I can't handle them and end up skipping forward. I'm such a bad reviewer. At times, gentle and emotional "boy and his guitar" rock, and then moves on to a unique brand of rock music - evil and dark, with samples of strings, people, and so forth. He has a nice voice and clever lyrics, but is just a little long winded at times. A more relaxed version of Bright Eyes at times. Reminds me a tad of United States Three as well. Pleasant overall. –Miss Sarah A. Stierc (Anechoic, 22-55 Crescent St. #00, Long Island City, NY 11105; http://www.anechoicrecordings.com )


PANIC STRIKES A CHORD:
I Can See Electricity at the Proper Distance: CD
A one man band. Occasionally the songs are way too long, and due to my bad attention span, I can't handle them and end up skipping forward. I'm such a bad reviewer. At times, gentle and emotional "boy and his guitar" rock, and then moves on to a unique brand of rock music - evil and dark, with samples of strings, people, and so forth. He has a nice voice and clever lyrics, but is just a little long winded at times. A more relaxed version of Bright Eyes at times. Reminds me a tad of United States Three as well. Pleasant overall. –Guest Contributor (Anechoic)


PANICS, THE:
1980-1981: I Wanna Kill My Mom: CD
I’ve spent well over ten years living in Bloomington, Indiana over the course of my life, and honestly, at this point I feel I’ve gotten as much out that town as there is to get. Despite having the basis for what could be a decent creative environment for music, it’s hard for me to avoid an assessment of Bloomington’s music scene as basically one huge exercise in squandered potential. The few good bands that got going tended to die out quickly from lack of support; the long-lived bands were cursed with lack of vision or spineless commercial careerism or terminal media drought; and then, of course, there’s the fact that the town is and always has been choking on its collegiate hick love for cover bands. Okay, you don’t know whether I’m telling the truth or pushing my own agenda or what, maybe you have your own opinion and you disagree with me, whatever. Makes no difference to me. Just take this simple test: think of a town, say Chapel Hill, NC, or Austin, TX, or Athens, GA (which is very, very similar to Bloomington in many ways). Being the kind of person you are, reading this sort of thing, you probably can think of at least three or four nationally-recognized bands from Chapel Hill, or Austin, or Athens. Now think Bloomington. What springs to mind? That’s right, John Cougar Mellencamp. If you’re well-read in terms of music "literature," maybe the Gizmos. Oh, and David Lee Roth was born in Bloomington, but moved away almost immediately. That’s about it, and all those things happened well over twenty years ago. Of course, there are always a few bright spots amidst the waste, the main two being Virginia’s Scraping (the various bands of Phil Traicoff, and a review for another day), and the bands formed by the partnership John Barge and Ian Brewer: The Panics and the Walking Ruins. I personally witnessed the Walking Ruins blow other bands out the doors of various clubs around Bloomington more times than I can remember – they were real punk rock, unleavened by hyphenated bastardization (i.e. ska-, folk-, whatever-punk): the last true unknown unspoiled punk band. Frankly, they could have stood to be a little more spoiled in their time – I don’t know how many times I’d be reading about some supposedly great new punk band in Maximum Rocknroll and then when I’d check them out I’d think ‘Geez, the Walking Ruins could crush these guys without even trying.’ So, from my perspective, The Panics were essentially the proto-Walking Ruins, and The Panics’ newish CD 1980-1981: I Wanna Kill My Mom!!! is merely the first chapter in a long and tangled tale – but an essential chapter, and one that’s been almost wholly unavailable for far too long. The Panics’ sole Gulcher 45 (recorded August 1980) is augmented with a surprisingly clear-sounding live show recorded about a week after the single, plus a couple of post-Panics cuts and four songs from the one-shot night in 2000 that featured a reunited Panics playing with a reunited lineup of the Gizmos. Barge’s detailed and informative liner notes puts the story in perspective, and there’s even a Quicktime movie included on the disc for you computer-savvy punx. It’s a great snapshot of a time when the idea of punk was clearer, or maybe it just seemed that way. There weren’t ten million punk bands yet, there certainly weren’t ten million punk records yet, and no one thought it was a way to have a career in music. If you’re the kind of person who bought, say, the book collections Search & Destroy or Punk magazine, or the Germs CD anthology, or Clint Heylin’s book From The Velvets to the Voidoids, you really need to add this CD to your collection. Otherwise, frankly, you’re missing a relatively important chapter in punk rock history, and you wouldn’t want that, would you? –Guest Contributor (Gulcher)


PANIK ATTACK / INTENSIVES:
Figure it Out! / Tear Resistant: 7”
This release is two street punk bands with a cover that made me think it was a new wave single. If these bands were in a fight, the winner would be the Intensives, despite their silly haircuts. –Bryan Static (Longshot)


PANSY DIVISION:
The Essential Pansy Division: CD
Are you like me? Were you thinking this disc was just gonna be “Two Way Ass?” Okay, seriously… Pansy Division were some of my favorite (metaphorical!) whipping boys in the ‘90s, and i don’t completely remember what the crux of the beef was, but i know it had something to do with them “not rocking.” It was just like they would go out on stage and be like “Oh my god, WE’RE GAY!” and people were like “OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GAY!!! THIS IS THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING EVER!!!” I dunno. I didn’t get it. Why is their being gay so fucking amazing??? Like, what, no one’s ever seen a gay dude before? What the fuck are they, martians? It just seemed to me that they skated on a bunch of stuff (like their cover of the Undertones “Male Model”—my band at the time had covered [and released] said song, and we always had problems getting the four measures at the end right [NeeNeeNuhNuhNuhNuhNahNah, DeeDeeNuhNuhNuhNuhNahNah, ReeNeeNuhNuhNuhNuhNahNah, DeeDeeDoDoDuhDuhDahDuh DUNT! …that part]. So this Undertones tribute album comes out, and, no, my band isn’t on it, but here’s Pansy Division doing our Undertones song, “Male Model!” We get the record and we put it on to hear how Pansy Division do that last four measures, because, if they really nail it, we’re gonna be totally humiliated that we got our asses kicked at an Undertones song by friggin’ Pansy Division, and it gets to the last four measures, and they just end the song cold—without ever even ATTEMPTING to play the hard part of the song! It was just like why bother attempting something challenging? Let’s just go “WE’RE GAY!” [“OH MY GAWD!!! THEY’RE GAY!!! THIS IS THE BEST UNDERTONES COVER EVER!!!”]). I’m sorry, but if mediocre pop punk about boys having sex with boys constitutes an unbelievably radical throttling of your pre-existing world views, you gotta get OUT more, friend (hey, i said “out!”). I mean, most of their gay shtick is about one level above fart jokes. It’s like a homosexual Beavis and Butt-head (actually, it isn’t: If Pansy Division were Beavis and Butthead, they’d raise their eyebrows and attempt to make lascivious comments every time somebody said “Butt” or “Head,” so, technically, Pansy Division are actually one brow LOWER than Beavis and Butt-Head. Amazing. Actually, i’m kind of jealous). I mean, what if the Mentors did “Alpine Skiing?” The only thing that would prevent a grand hue and cry from the feminist sector would be them deeming the band “too stupid” to bother with. BUT(T)! THAT SAID! Let the record show that, okay, i never actually sat and down and listened to a whole Pansy Division album before this. And i did not hate it. I kinda liked it, actually. It was oft-times funny and clever, with more trans-fart-joke content than i had historically given their work credit for. I think the problem isn’t so much that they don’t “rock” as that they’re simply not that good at playing pop punk (it’s a cunnilingus thing. You wouldn’t understand)—the non-pop punk songs on here are almost uniformly GREAT (“No Protection” is an excellent dance tune, and the inbred country twang of “He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)” brings to mind visions of a gay Dr. Frank [wait, are you telling me Dr. Frank is straight?]). And, of course, once i beheld the majesty of the “Bad Boyfriend” video—stuffed animals dancing in front of a record cover (sure, it doesn’t sound funny now, but wait ‘til the horns come in)—i capitulated to their savoir faire. AAAAand then the next video showed dudes with tattoos giving each other head and i was out of there (memo to self: Collect Nob Dylan money from A/T before next lawsuit). BEST SONG: “Luv Luv Luv” BEST SONG TITLE: “He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I think the cutest member is the bass player –Rev. Norb (Alternative Tentacles)


PANSY DIVISION:
Total Entertainment: CD
PD shouldn’t need an introduction, but it’s been awhile since Jon Ginoli and company have released a new LP. I fell for PD in 1994 when they put out the Jack U Off 7” and it’s nice to hear that not much has changed in the ten-plus years since they started. The song writing has a formula and the words have always been more shocking and ground breaking than the music, but they have something charming about them that is still fresh even after a five year break. –Guest Contributor (Alternative Tentacles)


PANT HOOTS, THE:
Take off Your Hat: CD
The world being what it is, it’s hard being a lo-fi one man band with pleasantly off, Hooverville, vaudevillian, Pynchon-describing-the-West lyrics and not get a Bob Log III comparison. The Hoot Pants is slightly less horny than BLIII. Hoot Pants is sorta like using a photocopier to alter the same image again and again. Blow it up to the dots, cut it out, paste it at strange angles; grit becomes art, “mistakes” are part of the process. The familiar—guitar, bass drum, tambourine-on-a-stick—is staring back at you in a strange, floating duct tape eyeball way. My only nitpick is that I wish the vocals were up a bit more, since the lyrics really shine. But, hey, I really like the bike horn toots. –Todd Taylor (Earwig Acres)


PANTHERS:
Let's Get Serious: CD
Arty noise rock not unlike a less technically proficient Barkmarket. –Jimmy Alvarado (Dim Mak)


PANTHERS:
Let’s Get Serious: CD
Arty noise rock not unlike a less technically proficient Barkmarket. –Jimmy Alvarado (Dim Mak)


PANTYHOSE:
Pantyhose Pantyhose Pantyhose: Cassette
After three tracks, this galloping rush of lo-fi garage makes me want more. Pantyhose’s demo sounds like it was written and recorded in under two hours (this is a compliment) using partially broken instruments retrieved from the recesses of a pawn shop. In a good way, the adolescent silliness reminds me of this awful band that a friend from high school was briefly in (however, Pantyhose’s line of “I ask [my record store] to play my favorite selection / but I only really want his erection” trumps all of the dreck they drew up). This brisk and unrefined material was made for ten minute-long impromptu sets at Midwestern dives. According to their MySpace, they haven’t done anything lately, so let me proclaim a formal plea: Pantyhose, please make more material. –Reyan Ali (Self-released, myspace.com/pantyhoseband)


PANZER BASTARD:
2006-2009: CD
A good mix of metal and hardcore. These guys could blend seamlessly into either genre and/or scene. The music definitely fits the descriptive of “brutal.” The percussion is pummeling and the guitars are this solid mass of distortion and buzz. At times, they throw in some very metal soloing, but if you can play it, play it. And they do. Not to mention, the vocalist can really bellow out the words with clarity and keep the snarl intact. This disc collects their Hell Gate EP, Bastards Die Hard EP, and their Boston 7” EP, as well as a bonus track, being a cover of “Ace of Spades.” It’s structured with the newer material coming first, then on down the line. I do think the Hell Gate material is their best yet. Could be the production. You can hear everything, and it’s so damn heavy and sonic! The Boston... EP, being their first, suffers from tinny production, but you can tell this is a band that is to be reckoned with. If you’re a fan of bands like the Victims, Mob 47, Tragedy, Inepsy, etc, then you should give these guys a listen. Fuggin’ head-crushing stuff, to say the least. –Matt Average (Patac, patacrecords.com)


PAPER BULLETS:
Self-Titled: CD
This has a bit of a familiar feel to it. Fuzzed-out, sorta-punk stuff that I’m finding a little bit like early Sonic Youth and a lot like Eastern Canadian fuzz poppers Eric’s Trip. Refreshing and fun. –Ty Stranglehold (Ear Flaw)


PAPER CHAMPIONS, THE:
Weekend of Compromise: CD
Imagine Green Day playing middle-of-the-road emo. Switching between the default emo rock setting of stop-and-go power chords (cf. most of the stuff I review, also any contemporary pop punk like Story of the Year or Yellowcard) and the lilting melodic edge of emo (think Promise Ring or American Football), it sounds like nothing so much as Billie Joe Armstrong realizing that he's totally bored with those three chords and wants to play these other three chords with some dynamics, dude. –Puckett (Reason Y)


PAPER CHAMPIONS, THE:
End Transmission: CD EP
The Paper Champions wrote an EP loosely based on the disappearance of aviator Amelia Earhart and it’s all poppy emo punk. Wow. A lot of it really isn’t that bad and is actually pretty catchy. But still, it seems like it’s all too cliché nowadays and the one thing that makes it stand out (the Earhart angle) is a little too obscure for most people, I think, especially the fifteen year-old girls towards which this album will primarily appeal (and evidently to some degree, me too). Good start, though. –Kurt Morris (Reason Y)


PAPER CHAMPIONS, THE:
End Transmission: CDEP
The Paper Champions wrote an EP loosely based on the disappearance of aviator Amelia Earhart and it’s all poppy emo punk. Wow. A lot of it really isn’t that bad and is actually pretty catchy. But still, it seems like it’s all too cliché nowadays and the one thing that makes it stand out (the Earhart angle) is a little too obscure for most people, I think, especially the fifteen year-old girls towards which this album will primarily appeal (and evidently to some degree, me too). Good start, though. –Kurt Morris (Reason Y)


PAPER CHAMPIONS, THE:
Weekend of Compromise: CD
Imagine Green Day playing middle-of-the-road emo. Switching between the default emo rock setting of stop-and-go power chords (cf. most of the stuff I review, also any contemporary pop punk like Story of the Year or Yellowcard) and the lilting melodic edge of emo (think Promise Ring or American Football), it sounds like nothing so much as Billie Joe Armstrong realizing that he’s totally bored with those three chords and wants to play these other three chords with some dynamics, dude. –Puckett (Reason Y)


PAPER CHASE, THE:
Young Bodies Heal Quickly, You Know: CD
Some pretty uneventful art-damaged noise/rock. –Jimmy Alvarado (Beatville, PO Box 42462, Washington DC 20015)


PAPER CHASE, THE:
What Big Teeth You Have:
Drone. That’s all I hear. Drone. Artsy and experimental is one thing, but having heard bands do this genre over twenty years ago, it’s tough to listen to. –Doughnuthead  –Guest Contributor (Southern)


PAPER DRAGONS:
Demo: CD-R
This is a three song, five minute and fifteen second CD demo from this Baltimore band. While the band says this is mid-tempo and melodic, I would suggest that in comparison with most of the stuff Razorcake reviews that might be true, but it definitely still has a strong, punk rock feel. With roughly sung vocals, the songs here sound good and demonstrate some promise. On the other hand, while I can’t remember who Paper Dragons reminds me of, they give off the air of about a hundred different opening bands I had to sit through to watch the band I really wanted to see. In the end, it’s just three songs so who the hell knows where this is going? –Kurt Morris (paperxdragons@gmail.com)


PAPER THE OPERATOR:
Solemn Boyz: CDEP
Some serious pop-smithing here, with enough sick hooks and inventive guitar playing to recall Sugar, Descendents, and Teenage Fanclub in one fell swoop. The lyrics are pretty much pilf, but the music is wicked impressive. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.viperbiterecords.com)


PAPERBACKS, THE:
An Episode Of Sparrows: CD
The first song – all gentle, lilting emo melodies (think Buffalo Tom without guts) and crooning – has a chorus of “I suffer this like a dream.” Me too, dude, me too.  –Puckett (Pshaw!)


PAPERBACKS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
So fucking terrible. “You better go for broke! You’re already broken!” –Megan Pants (Enabler)


PAPERDOLLS:
The Question Is, What Color?: CD
This album got on my nerves a bit right from the beginning, given that the vocals don’t begin until halfway through the first song and overall the production is pretty shoddy (and not in a good bootleggy kind of way). The vocals are kind of buried under acoustic guitars for the entire CD. Both vocalists (male and female) have good voices, but when they sing in unison it just doesn’t sound smooth or compelling. More like two strangers who happen to know the same song at a campfire than two people in a band together. This album takes itself too seriously to be fun, but the talent isn’t there to make the brooding worth it. –Jennifer Whiteford (www.paperdollsmusic.net)


PAPERFACE:
The Legend of Harley Knowles: CD
I can't believe what kind of shit comes into this mag for review. Stupid me has to listen to it. I hope they don't think a band that kind of sounds like that band Something Corporate and Steely Dan is going to get a good review here. I better get at least a quarter for this when I trade it in. –Donofthedead (Takeover))


PAPERMOONS:
Self-titled: 7”
This record is like putting saran wrap on the toilet while your friends are sleeping and during the middle of the night they piss on their legs. No wait, that’s not right… This record is like driving your car and running a red light without being caught. Fuck. What the hell am I trying to say? This 7” has left me utterly confused. Before I listened to it, I wasn’t aware I liked droney acoustic numbers. I really expected to hate this release because I knew Papermoons was a folk band before I let the needle hit the wax and then two songs in, I actually found myself enjoying it. I guess I wouldn’t be so apprehensive about it if I wasn’t still getting over the “it has to be punk to be good” mindset. Forgive me, for I am young. –Bryan Static (Team Science)


PAPERMOONS:
Self-titled: 7"
I can’t say that I’ve followed the Team Science label all that much, but this seems like a pretty unexpected release from them based on my limited knowledge. Jesus…anyway this Papermoons 7” would fit nicely in a playlist of Modest Mouse, Ugly Cassanova, and Iron & Wine type indie rock. Very pretty with interesting production and instrumentation. I would actually put this on my ipod… where music of this sort belongs. Comes on nice “Pirates Press” splattered vinyl, which I will complain about until it goes away. Seriously. It ceases to become special when every-damn-body does it. –Steveo (Team Science)


PARADISE ISLAND:
Get Up: CD EP
This EP is short – like seven minutes short. In that sense, it’s more than three times better than a male stereotype. In the sense of the music that’s on it, I’d prefer to hear more. Erase Errata’s Jenny Hoyston put three highly interesting songs on this, ranging from Black Dice noise to old roots and blues-inflected guitars, filled with murmured vocals and sounding like the Young People have at least one comrade in updating older musical styles. Sure, it requires an appreciation of the noisier forms of indie (liking Erase Errata might make for a good starting point), but there’s a fair bit here to like.  –Puckett (Dim Mak)


PARADISE ISLAND:
Lines Are Infinitely Fine: CD
Arty, mellow, boring. –Jimmy Alvarado (Dim Mak)


PARALLELS, THE:
“Arms to Hold You” b/w “Skinny Little Arms Made Out of Paper”: 7”
It’s not that I don’t like The Parallels, they just come across as a band without a center. Both songs seem to be starting and ending in the middle. I think I get it: mid-period, tambouriney Elvis Costello through a mellowish Lilac Time vibe. It’s terribly pleasant, but, for me, doesn’t crackle and pull my arm to follow it along, or have incredible hooks or barbs, like thorns on a vine, where you can pick at the little scab from it penetrating your skin. I like my power pop seductions with a bit more sweat and directness. Incredibly competent, though. –Todd Taylor (La-Ti-Da, lattidarecords.com)


PARASITES:
Solitary: CD
So this album’s all right except for one thing. About 4/5ths of the songs on here sound exactly like a Chad Price All song or Descendents tracks off Everything Sucks. Now I love Descendents/All more than nearly any other band, so similarities should be a good thing, in theory. The problem is that the Parasites songs sound much like the Descendents most of the time (minus the oh-so awesome Milo grit in the voice), I keep wanting to go and throw on the Descendents or All and get right at the source. So, in summary, this sounds like a B-sides album with the leftovers from Mass Nerder or Cool to Be You. That’s not a bad thing, but if the Parasites changed their sound up some more, they could produce something more memorably distinct. –Adrian (Kid Tested, kidtestedrecords.net)


PARASITES, THE:
Retro-Pop Remasters: CD
All hail the most-forgotten, underrated pop punk band of all time! The band that, unlike, say, The Connie Dungs (sorry!), deserve to be included in the best bands of all time, alongside the Beach Boys, the Clash, the Ramones, et. al! The band that defined my first serious (and very pop punk) relationship! The band that I almost went to see in California except I took too much ecstasy, and instead of having sex and going to the show, ended up being examined by paramedics in a sleazy motel room! The band that I subsequently listened to while crying myself to sleep in self-pity after breaking up with aforementioned boyfriend! This CD is all remasters, by the master of pop punk, Mass Giorgini! Dave Parasite is the king of over-the-top lyrics (“Now I really know what it feels like...to die!”) My only complaint is that none of the seven-inches made the cut. But, hey, I’m a dork that way. If this were a cereal, it’d be Lucky Charms. Seriously! –Maddy (Go Kart)


PARASITES, THE:
Solitary: CD

Ack! I want to like this more than I do! I have waited years for this album! The first song (“All the Time in the World”) is classic Parasites pop punk greatness! But then the rest of the album just starts to seem like one long pop song. Ack! Perhaps this album needs two tablespoons more punk rock and a slightly faster tempo! Certainly the cheezy classic Parasites lyrics are there (“When I think of things we’ll never have/It breaks my heart, it hurts so bad.”) But there’s also the less-than-classic (“Nobody’s calling me/I used up my battery/But as soon as it holds a charge/Then my life will start again”). I will give this time for a more thorough evaluation. But right now, if this were a cereal, it’d be Kix. Not bad, but if you’re expecting Lucky Charms, then you’ve got a problem.

–Maddy (Kid Tested, www.kidtestedrecords.com)


PARENTS:
Songs of Passion: CD-R
In ten songs, Parents manage to come across as a half-assed and goofy Ween, a swaggering Hives soundalike, and a dead ringer for a way more awkward Metropolitan. Pretty sure it’s a home recording and is apparently one of those “one guy dicking around in his studio” kind of jobs. Apart from the track listing and a Myspace page, there’s no info. The lack of information or musical focus lends this one to a pretty middle of the road kinda feeling. Sorry, dude. –Keith Rosson (Parents)


PARIAH CASTE:
Sissyphean Slope + 2: CD-EP
Fitting band name ‘cause, playing the emo crap that they do, they belong in a pariah caste. –Jimmy Alvarado (Not Bad)


PARIS TEXAS:
Like You Like an Arsonist: CD
Why, why, why do bands have to take cool film titles and make music so routine? Yes it’s a real town but why does everyone reference hip movies? Are you also listening …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead? Or even more confusing, the routine bands that are named after songs by utterly different and better bands. Texas Is The Reason? –Speedway Randy (New Line)


PARIS VIOLENCE:
Rivages de la Tristesse: 7” EP
Vocals and drum machine parts seem to take aim at some type of synth-punk target, but the airy, ethereal keyboards suggest something kinda more like synth-goth, or synth-cathedral, or similar trancey wooziness. All i know for sure is that anyone who displays tits this big this prominently on their record packaging had better damn well be able to sing more in time with their drum machinery. Nice pipe, Pierre. BEST SONG: “La Baiser de la Sphynge” BEST SONG TITLE: “Perle de Mon Empire” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Limited to 500 copies on randomly mixed marble-like coloured vinyl.” “Marble-like” –Rev. Norb (Koi)


PARK:
No Signal: CD
A delightful melding of emo and pop punk, (jeepers! My two fave punk subgenres!) that resulted in my putting my head through a wall repeatedly and detonating firecrackers in my ears in an attempt to quiet the fucking caterwaul emanating from my speakers. Instead of executing convicted murderers, they should force them to listen to this all the way through. –Jimmy Alvarado (Boiled Music on Lobster)


PARK:
It Won’t Snow Where You Are Going: CD
I’m losing my mind with all these emo bands. I’m know I’m old if this is what the kids like. –Donofthedead (Lobster)


PARKINSONS, THE:
Up for Sale: 7"

British bands of sizable merit who aren’t recorded at Toe Rag Studios are few and far between in this day and age, which is why this doozy by the Parkinsons is so welcome and unexpected. Soldiering on in the almost-forgotten genre of UK Punk Bands With Lots Of Guitars That Don’t Suck, this trio somehow manages to emit four catchy, anthemic, and loud punk rock depth charges that appear to be at least partially motivated by the golden age of Brit Guitar Punk—let’s say the Clash’s second album and the Professionals in theory—without—and this is the important part—sounding like some ridiculous European thing that would be beneath the notice of a reasonable individual. Plus, on the cover, they look like cool guys, so there ya go. The Parkinsons are selling, but who’s buying? I guess i am. BEST SONG: “Heroes and Charmers” BEST SONG TITLE: “New Wave” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: This record claims to have been recorded live by Johnny Scum on “07/04/2005,” which, to me, seemed impossible, since that would have meant that this record was recorded, mastered, pressed, shipped from England to Razorcake, then forwarded to me in Wisconsin, all in the same month—but then i realized that, in Europe, “07/04” means April 7th, not July 4th, so, like, never mind.

–Rev. Norb (Wrench)


PARKWAY DRIVE:
Killing with a Smile: CD
Musically imitating Metallica, but the singer’s voice seems strained and unaccustomed to his self-imposed and unnatural screaming. Technically sublime melodic metalcore; comparable to System Of A Down and their ilk. –Jessica Thiringer (Epitaph)


PARKWAY WRETCH:
Homesick: CD
Politically charged poetry set to emotional yet gritty punk rock reminiscent of Crimpshrine’s “Sleep, What’s That?” EP. Not bad at all! –Mr. Z (Formula Thirteen)


PARTICLE ZOO:
Loneliness and Strangers: CD
I tried to like this. I really did, but I came up fifty cents short. The songs are well constructed, but it's just a little too positive and "good timey" for me. This sounds like OK Go from Chicago and that's not a good thing. Plus the cheesy keyboards remind me of a bastard spawn of Ween and the Rentals. I hate both of those fuckin' bands. –Sean Koepenick (Digital Butchers)


PARTISANS:
So Neat: CD EP
This sounds like old English punk rock, which makes perfect sense considering that that is exactly what the band is. While the sound is not as desperation-fueled as I would’ve liked, this is nowhere near as terrible as the more recent efforts of some of their contemporaries, and that is a definite relief. –Jimmy Alvarado (TKO)


PARTISANS:
So Neat: CDEP
This sounds like old English punk rock, which makes perfect sense considering that that is exactly what the band is. While the sound is not as desperation-fueled as I would’ve liked, this is nowhere near as terrible as the more recent efforts of some of their contemporaries, and that is a definite relief. –Jimmy Alvarado (TKO)


PARTISANS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
Here’s another band I knew only from assorted compilations and never really thought much of, but I gotta say, this was some pretty good stuff. Fairly political English punk that thrashes along quite nicely and has enough attitude to appeal to cactus heads and baldies alike. This is a reissue of their first album, with assorted singles tracks tacked on and some really good liner notes to give you an idea where these guys and girl were coming from. All in all, a great introduction to a band I now wish I’d paid more attention prior to. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PARTISANS, THE:
Idiot Nation: CD

Dr. Strange has the uncanny knack of picking out older bands from the brink of obscurity and releasing top notch material that stands up to their classics. The Partisans are a perfect example. Formed in 1978 by fourteen-year-old kids and English label mates with the newly formed Blitz, the Partisans sounded like an amalgamation of the Professionals, Sex Pistols, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, the Buzzcocks, and most obviously, The Clash. Their first album, self-titled, came out in 1983 (It’s been re-released as Police Story.) The summer of ‘84 saw their second LP, Time Was Right. Then, pow, aside from reissues, nothing until they self-released an EP in 2002. The only strange thing that happened in the interim is that the bassist, Dave Parsons, went on to form Transvision Vamp, then joined Bush, of all bands. 2004’s Idiot Nation pulls it off right. No stutter steps. Nothing tentative. Their roots are solidly in place (it’s punk, not an assy form or new wave or a cringing version of metal), and they don’t sound like geezers with their eyes on a brass check. This record sounds like ‘77 well spring punk. Great melodies, singalongs, and appropriate amounts of coarseness and abrasions. All in all, an extremely satisfying listen. How the hell does Dr. Strange keep doing this?

–Todd Taylor (Dr. Strange)


PARTISANS, THE:
Idiot Nation: CD
Dr. Strange has the uncanny knack of picking out older bands from the brink of obscurity and releasing top notch material that stands up to their classics. The Partisans are a perfect example. Formed in 1978 by fourteen-year-old kids and English label mates with the newly formed Blitz, the Partisans sounded like an amalgamation of the Professionals, Sex Pistols, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, the Buzzcocks, and most obviously, The Clash. Their first album, self-titled, came out in 1983 (It’s been re-released as Police Story.) The summer of ‘84 saw their second LP, Time Was Right. Then, pow, aside from reissues, nothing until they self-released an EP in 2002. The only strange thing that happened in the interim is that the bassist, Dave Parsons, went on to form Transvision Vamp, then joined Bush, of all bands. 2004’s Idiot Nation pulls it off right. No stutter steps. Nothing tentative. Their roots are solidly in place (it’s punk, not an assy form or new wave or a cringing version of metal), and they don’t sound like geezers with their eyes on a brass check. This record sounds like ‘77 well spring punk. Great melodies, singalongs, and appropriate amounts of coarseness and abrasions. All in all, an extremely satisfying listen. How the hell does Dr. Strange keep doing this? –Todd Taylor (Dr. Strange)


PARTLY CLOUDY:
Arm Your Weapons: CD
I can see these guys being signed to Nitro Records or Hopeless Records and opening up for Pearl Jam. Oh, and they have lyrics like: “Words are cheap and so am I.” –Mr. Z (Self-released, partlycloudyrocks.com)


PARTY BY THE SLICE:
Self-titled: Cassette
When Ben Crew, the singer of Minneapolis hardcore band In Defence, told me there was a war going on between those who champion pizza as the ultimate party food and those who believe tacos should truly be bestowed that honor, I didn’t entirely believe him. I didn’t understand why In Defence was so adamant about proclaiming the power of tacos. Then I got this tape. Freshly baked from the streets of Milwaukee, Party By The Slice has obviously picked its side in the pizza vs. tacos battle. Not only is this tape dripping with sizzling mozzarella and robust red sauce, the picture of the band members shows them all wearing anti-taco T-shirts. Through rough, pizza-centric thrash songs like “Zombie Food Fight,” they take a stand, really the only stand that a proud Wisconsinite could take: That pizzas beat tacos hands down every time. They had better step up the guitar solos and make sure they aren’t getting that bullshit fat-free cheese on their pies, because they’ve got a hell of a battle in front of them. –MP Johnson (Self-released)


PARTY GARBAGE:
Self-titled: 7” EP
Though I’ll no doubt get hollered at, what I’m hearing here reminds me a lot of Crimpshrine, which ain’t exactly a bad thing in this case, but wasn’t really expected either, given the band’s from Austin. In all, it ain’t my cup o’ poison, but I can appreciate its charms. –Jimmy Alvarado (Super Secret)


PARTY OF HELICOPTERS, THE:
Please Believe It: CD
This very well may be the worst band ever. It’s like Elliot Smith singing Prince out of key on top of some generic “rockin’ 2000” riffs. Ick. –Megan Pants (Velocette)


PASCHAL CIRCUS, A:
Oh Baby! Kick the Dead Horse: CDEP
Fucking Tom Waits. How is this thing ever going to get reviewed and not have the name Tom Waits dropped? The vocals are a dead on for Mr. Waits. Many people don’t realize that Tom Waits played the role of Buck Merrill in the 1983 film, The Outsiders (which also featured a number of young, up-and-coming actors including Patrick Swayze, Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Matt Dillon, Emilio Estevez, and more). Interestingly enough, in 1990, a fourteen-episode TV series that served as a follow-up to the film had the role of Buck Merrill being played by one Billy Bob Thornton. –Kurt Morris (www.myspace.com/apaschalcircusmusic)


PASTIES, THE / HAIL SEIZURES:
Punk as Folk: CD
What do you get when you mix banjo, fiddle, trumpet, and toy piano with punk energy and folk melodies, and have a sing-along with it at a picnic in the park? You’ll find yourself in the middle of a Pasties show, or that’s what their six tracks on this split CD make it sound like. The Hail Seizures were a little under-produced, but this split is still an excellent marriage of folk, punk, and, oh yeah, fun. –Guest Contributor (Nana Nana Boo Boo, www.myspace.com/nanananabooboorecords)


PATEL, RAJIV:
Obey the Cattle: CD
A hippie guitarist overdoses on the herb, listens to one raga too many and decides to release an album featuring his efforts to masturbate across six strings. No thanks. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sunset Alliance)


PATH OF DESTRUCTION:
Self-titled: 7”
Gruff hardcore with pro wrestler-style vocals. Although more than adequate, there’s a little too much “tough guy” and not enough genuine outrage to suit my tastes. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sin Fronteras)


PATH OF DESTRUCTION:
Self-titled: 7"
Gruff hardcore with pro wrestler-style vocals. Although more than adequate, there’s a little too much “tough guy” and not enough genuine outrage to suit my tastes. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sin Fronteras)


PATH OF DESTRUCTION:
1:00 AM: 7"
I tried this puppy out on two different speeds. At 33 1/3, they were a competent, if not particularly interesting hardcore unit. At 45, they got amazingly better, tighter and the singer sounded like a psychopath sucking on helium. Is this a good review? If you consider someone saying your record sounds better at the wrong speed, then yes, this is a good review. –Jimmy Alvarado (Havoc)


PATRIOT:
We the People: CD
Pretty decent American bald boy stuff. Judging from the name of the band, I expected a lot of stupid lyrics brimming with blind patriotism, but that doesn't seem to be the case. There's the usual praising of "street punk" music, drinking, yadda yadda, but the lyrics as a whole are not bad enough to make you cringe. The music itself is well executed and pretty catchy. Not bad. –Jimmy Alvarado (GMM, PO Box 15234, Atlanta, GA 30333)


PATRIOT:
We the People: CD
Pretty decent American bald boy stuff. Judging from the name of the band, I expected a lot of stupid lyrics brimming with blind patriotism, but that doesn't seem to be the case. There's the usual praising of "street punk" music, drinking, yadda yadda, but the lyrics as a whole are not bad enough to make you cringe. The music itself is well executed and pretty catchy. Not bad. –Jimmy Alvarado (GMM)


PATROL:
Zirconium: CD
Patrol’s follow-up to their 2006 debut (and one of my favorite albums of that year), Destinations, has finally arrived. Destinations holds a special place in my heart, as it was an album that I listened to almost constantly for the first few months when I moved to Seattle back in 2006. Patrol is also from Seattle, and seeing them live that summer made me appreciate the album all that much more. Thus, Zirconium had its work cut out for it in order to impress me. While the debut had some songs stretching into the five- or six-minute mark, this album finds almost all of its eight songs over the six-minute mark, with the first track clocking in at ten minutes (a ballsy move that works) and another track coming in at eleven minutes. Thankfully, Patrol’s songs fit naturally into their time frame. In other words, there are not three or four minutes of noise (with the exception of the somewhat creepy-sounding but wonderfully named track “Skullfuckin’ Sufjan Stevens”) within a song. The length of the songs and the fact that the album starts out with a ten-minute track obviously shows that Patrol has no interest in commercial appeal and just wants to rock. Hard. And that they do. I can definitely hear growth with Patrol’s sound from their debut. It’s clear there is a prog influence on the band (is that Tool I hear?) but some of lead singer/guitarist Doug Lorig’s math rock background (his past bands include RoadsideMonument) comes through, too. Like Tool, Patrol has a melodic angle and beyond that, some of the guitars also are reminiscent of Isis, although I probably am only saying that because I’ve been listening to so much of the new Isis album. However, both Patrol albums and the first four Isis albums were both recorded by Matt Bayles (Pearl Jam, Mastodon, Minus The Bear) so there is that common connection. The lyrics are tough to crack, but there are a few catchy lyrics, even if they don’t make total sense. Lorig’s unambiguous, sung vocals are easy to follow and pair well with the music. Zirconium is good and definitely worth picking up if you enjoyed Patrol’s first album, or any of the bands I mentioned as influences. Is it better than Destinations? No. But I’m more than happy to give it time to convince me otherwise. –Kurt Morris (Stiff Slack, myspace.com/stiffslackrecords)


PATROL WAGON:
Self-titled: CD
Why the hell haven’t I made a trip to Carbondale yet? There seems to be a loose sound forming around the town, sort of a mixing of those associated with the almost ready to fall apart sound of Tucson, the fun and sloppiness of the Bay, and a not quite nasty dirtiness that I can’t quite put my finger on that might just be all their own, if not shared with Asheville. Patrol Wagon (I’m not sure if they’re from there, but it was recorded at Lost Cross) fits that, but there’s a desperation that comes through in the speed and the vocals that sets them apart from just plain ol’ fun (which there is absolutely nothing wrong with). Another sweet release from Let’s Pretend. –Megan Pants (Let’s Pretend)


PATSYS, THE:
Both Sides Never: CD
We’ve all been there before: you see a great live band, buy their record, and it’s a notch below your expectations. It happened with me and the Patsys. Instantly loved ‘em live, but the record I had to think about. I liked it but something was missing. I had to wonder if it was me or the beer I drank at the show or perhaps a change in the band’s line up. Both Sides Never washes that all away. This is the Patsys that bowled me over, the punked up R&B band whose sound lies between the Detroit Cobras and the Wiretaps. From the first cut through the last (a well-turned Stevie Wonder cover) there’s plenty of snarl, plenty of sweetness, and best of all, that spark missing from their last disc. Both Sides Never will be in steady rotation this summer. Mike Faloon –Guest Contributor (www.thepatsys.com)


PATTERN, THE:
Immediately: CD EP
This band has been making quite a ruckus (and a name) for themselves in the Bay Area the in the last year with a legacy of amazing seven inches and a bunch of loud, high action live shows. The Pattern deliver their audience a pounding with a wall of huge rock guitars, a hard hitting drummer, and frontman Chris’ (formerly of the Peechee’s) brand of singing that sounds pent up and sweetly disinterested. His sharply tongued lyrics and the well-played, nasty guitar riffs make for a great repeated listen. I found their band out of place when compared to the bulk of bands caught up in the current “rock revival.” All too often, that sound has become cliched and saccharine, whereas The Pattern spew fire and brimstone into their music. –Nathan Grumdahl (Lookout!)


PATTERN, THE:
Real Feelness: CD
File under rock and roll, a la Strokes, Oranges Band, et. al. Not a la Stones, Stooges, etc. I just can’t get into this stuff. I think it’s probably because I’m a big dork and whenever I go to shows like this I always feel like a total punk dork, wearing my beat-up Converse shoes and dirty jeans in a sea of girls wearing lots of makeup and guys wearing expensive shoes. I’m sick of this stuff, big time. If this were a cereal, it’d be Product 19. Adult stuff. –Maddy (Lookout)


PATTERN, THE:
Real Feelness: CD
File under rock and roll, a la Strokes, Oranges Band, et. al. Not a la Stones, Stooges, etc. I just can’t get into this stuff. I think it’s probably because I’m a big dork and whenever I go to shows like this I always feel like a total punk dork, wearing my beat-up Converse shoes and dirty jeans in a sea of girls wearing lots of makeup and guys wearing expensive shoes. I’m sick of this stuff, big time. If this were a cereal, it’d be Product 19. Adult stuff.
–Maddy (Lookout)


PATTERN, THE:
Immediately: CDEP
This band has been making quite a ruckus (and a name) for themselves in the Bay Area the in the last year with a legacy of amazing seven inches and a bunch of loud, high action live shows. The Pattern deliver their audience a pounding with a wall of huge rock guitars, a hard hitting drummer, and frontman Chris’ (formerly of the Peechee’s) brand of singing that sounds pent up and sweetly disinterested. His sharply tongued lyrics and the well-played, nasty guitar riffs make for a great repeated listen. I found their band out of place when compared to the bulk of bands caught up in the current “rock revival.” All too often, that sound has become cliched and saccharine, whereas The Pattern spew fire and brimstone into their music. –Nathan Grumdahl –Guest Contributor (Lookout!)


PATTERN, THE:
Wet Circuit City: 7"
‘60s garage rock that has a mix of psychedelic mixed in. Reminded me of some of the soundtrack music that you would hear on some B movies from the late ‘60s to the early ‘70s. I like some of this stuff, but this did nothing for me. –Donofthedead (Alternative Tentacles)


PAUL COLLINS BEAT:
Flying High: CD
While I can still tell you how much I paid for the first Beat (there is only ONE “The Beat,” and they are NOT ENGLISH) album in the Fall of 1979 ($4.59 + tax at Pipe Dreams), let the record show that the second album was spotty and the mini-LP was pretty bad, so why exactly anybody anywhere thinks we need to call what’s more or less a Paul Collins solo album a Paul Collins Beat album a quarter century after the fact is well beyond my comprehension. I mean, fuckin-A, this isn’t a Beat album! This is some singer/songwriter dude ((who lives in Spain now, apparently)) calling a few friends over to back him up on some hope recording project! Most of these songs aren’t Beat-ish in the least—”Rock ‘n’ Roll Shoes” certainly ain’t gonna make anyone forget “Rock ‘n’ Roll Girl,” that’s for DAMN sure—so I fail to grasp the compulsion to brand this The Beat at anything other than a marketing level. Hell, “Paco and Juan” is blatant Dire Straits emulation, why didn’t they just call it “Mark Knopfler’s Beat” and be done with it? The greatest tragedy (I think) is that I can hear a few of these songs—”Helen” or even the slower “More Than Yesterday”—in my head, as REAL Beat songs, recorded and produced a la 1979, all snappy and punchy and rockin’ and what-not—as opposed to being played all laid back in some dude’s living room, with brushes on the snares and crap. Bah humbug. The second half of the record descends into a surfeit of balladry, exposing the fact that Mr. Collins’ once nasal, reedy and punchy voice has wound up a sort of half-hoarse lounge croak, which is sad for all parties concerned. At the end of “Rock ‘n’ Roll Shoes,” he ends by singing “You got the beat! You got the beat!” Uh, no. We don’t. BEST SONG: “Helen” BEST SONG TITLE: “Rock ‘n’ Roll Shoes” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I forgive the fact that Paul appears to want to rhyme “guitar” with “Connecticut” in the song “Bobby,” because I like that song. –Rev. Norb (Get Hip)


PAUL E. ESTER & THE CRUEL SHOES:
Eyeliner: 7” EP
Band with really great name (um…) does one dead horse of a cover (“Train Kept a Rollin”) (made famous by Aerosmith!) and two pretty swell US-’77-style punk rockers whereon one guitar sounds just like on “Ca Plane Pour Moi” and the other guitar plays leads that sound like the guy on the early GG stuff, and the singer’s snot level is near optimum. Why they thought the cover would improve the package I won’t even try to guess. –Cuss Baxter (Rapid Pulse)


PAUL E. ESTER & THE CRUEL SHOES:
Eyeliner: 7" EP
Band with really great name (um…) does one dead horse of a cover (“Train Kept a Rollin”) (made famous by Aerosmith!) and two pretty swell US-'77-style punk rockers whereon one guitar sounds just like on “Ca Plane Pour Moi” and the other guitar plays leads that sound like the guy on the early GG stuff, and the singer’s snot level is near optimum. Why they thought the cover would improve the package I won’t even try to guess. –Cuss Baxter (Rapid Pulse)


PAUL IS DEAD:
Let the Losers Slug It Out: CD
Noise pop sure to wet the panties of Sonic Youth, shoegazer and college rock fans alike. –Jimmy Alvarado (Five Sister)


PAUL MICHEL:
These Are All Beautiful Things: CD
Too beautiful, if you ask me. I like this record; it’s a quiet, singer-songwriter thing in the vein of Ryan Adams, but without the sensibility of desperation. The whole thing just sounds so nice, and I can’t decide how comfortable I am with that. I want to say it’s like Ryan Adams meets Peter, Paul and Mary, but that’s not quite right. Regardless, if you get into such stuff, I’m sure that this would be an exquisite addition to the collection, but for me it can only be background music for more introspective moments late in the night. –The Lord Kveldulfr (Magic Bullet)


PAULSON:
All at Once: CD
They thank friends with sympathetic ears. I would like to extend whatever the reverse of thanking would be to those friends who obviously think whiny indie crap-rock is all fine and good. Hopefully, that reverse thanking would involve a boxing of said ears. –Megan Pants (One Day Savior)


PAULSON:
Variations: CD
Initial’s normal year offers about one decent release—this year offers two with the forthcoming Guilt collection and Black Cross’ Widows Bloody Widows compilation. Paulson thus presents an interesting problem because, while it’s better than normal Initial fare like the Harkonen release which came out earlier this year and the Ultimate Fakebook record which was really completely unnecessary, it isn’t even close to the awe-inspiring sonic brutality of Black Cross. Paulson veers between skittering drumbeats which wouldn’t sound out of place on a jazzy jungle 12”, moody keyboard-driven atmospheric music which cribs from Three Mile Pilot / Black Heart Procession and unusual electronic effects which fill in the gaps between post-core riffing and attempts at more experimental fare. Ultimately, this record sounds like it was made by a band that had too many musical and stylistic ideas to blend and wanted to try to do too many different and irreconcilable things at the same time. While this is a criticism of sorts, it is—at worst—a gentle one because at least Paulson is attempting to do something that is creative, somewhat innovative, and unexpected. That is something to be praised, not scolded, particularly considering how many bands seem to take the easy, three-chord path out of the muse’s woods. –Puckett (Initial)


PAULSON:
Variations: CD
Initial’s normal year offers about one decent release—this year offers two with the forthcoming Guilt collection and Black Cross’ Widows Bloody Widows compilation. Paulson thus presents an interesting problem because, while it’s better than normal Initial fare like the Harkonen release which came out earlier this year and the Ultimate Fakebook record which was really completely unnecessary, it isn’t even close to the awe-inspiring sonic brutality of Black Cross. Paulson veers between skittering drumbeats which wouldn’t sound out of place on a jazzy jungle 12”, moody keyboard-driven atmospheric music which cribs from Three Mile Pilot / Black Heart Procession and unusual electronic effects which fill in the gaps between post-core riffing and attempts at more experimental fare. Ultimately, this record sounds like it was made by a band that had too many musical and stylistic ideas to blend and wanted to try to do too many different and irreconcilable things at the same time. While this is a criticism of sorts, it is—at worst—a gentle one because at least Paulson is attempting to do something that is creative, somewhat innovative, and unexpected. That is something to be praised, not scolded, particularly considering how many bands seem to take the easy, three-chord path out of the muse’s woods. –Puckett (Initial)


PAVERS:
Beautiful: CD
He may have been All’s second singer, but his voice is pretty goddamned flat here and the band sure ain’t All. –Jimmy Alvarado (Boss Tuneage)


PAVERS:
Return of the Island of No Return: CD
This schizoid little disc flip flops between these tasty bits that sound like a metal-fortified Hank Rollins-era Black Flag and these excruciating sections filled with ghastly swirling syrupy vocal harmonies that go on and on and makes me think of squirming in the dentist chair while having my teeth drilled into without any Novocain. But it all kind of made sense when I read the liner notes and saw that some guitar work was donated by one Gregg Ginn, whose musical tastes got moldy in the back of the fridge sometime back in the early ‘80s. This actually gets worse the more I listen to it.
–Aphid Peewit (Boss Tuneage)


PAVERS:
Beautiful: CD
He may have been All’s second singer, but his voice is pretty goddamned flat here and the band sure ain’t All. –Jimmy Alvarado (Boss Tuneage)


PAVERS, THE:
Return to the Island of No Return: CD
Yar matey! This a fine CD be. You know how some CDs have bonus tracks? This thing has a whole bonus CD EP! Obviously, any review that I start with a pirate reference means I like the CD, but I do have to say, this album sets itself up by having the first song be really fast and catchy, then following it with slower, more complex songs. The mix of styles is good, but it got me all revved up and left me. The style is a mix of a bunch of things – parts remind me of Ramones, the non-hit-single Nirvana songs, the stronger Foo Fighter tunes, Queens of the Stone Age… hmm, what’s with me and the Dave Grohl kick? Basically, what seems to be going on here is some musicians are too “mature” to do simple three chord, straight ahead punk, but too amped and passionate to get wishy washy. Some songs remind me in structure of pop punk or even grunge songs if they were being covered by a good punk rock band. I find myself enjoying this a bit, despite the fact that it doesn’t really fall in any of the music subgenres I prefer. Although I do wish that the lyrics hit me more on some level. (A side note – why is it that the more meaningful lyrics are, the less coherent they are normally sung? I can understand every line in Janet Jackson’s “Nasty Boys” which means nothing, yet well thought out political lyrics of many crust bands sound like a seal gargling?) –Rich Mackin (Ratchet / Boss Tunage)


PAVERS, THE:
Return to the Island of No Return: CD
Yar matey! This a fine CD be. You know how some CDs have bonus tracks? This thing has a whole bonus CD EP! Obviously, any review that I start with a pirate reference means I like the CD, but I do have to say, this album sets itself up by having the first song be really fast and catchy, then following it with slower, more complex songs. The mix of styles is good, but it got me all revved up and left me. The style is a mix of a bunch of things – parts remind me of Ramones, the non-hit-single Nirvana songs, the stronger Foo Fighter tunes, Queens of the Stone Age… hmm, what’s with me and the Dave Grohl kick? Basically, what seems to be going on here is some musicians are too “mature” to do simple three chord, straight ahead punk, but too amped and passionate to get wishy washy. Some songs remind me in structure of pop punk or even grunge songs if they were being covered by a good punk rock band. I find myself enjoying this a bit, despite the fact that it doesn’t really fall in any of the music subgenres I prefer. Although I do wish that the lyrics hit me more on some level. (A side note – why is it that the more meaningful lyrics are, the less coherent they are normally sung? I can understand every line in Janet Jackson’s “Nasty Boys” which means nothing, yet well thought out political lyrics of many crust bands sound like a seal gargling?) –Rich Mackin (Ratchet / Boss Tunage)


PAWBOX:
Self-titled: CDEP
Modern rock, radio friendly, I want to be on MTV, battle of the bands winner kind of band. –Donofthedead (www.myspace.com/pawbox)


PAX CECILIA, THE:
Nouveau: CD
This is an odd musical of sorts that entails three acts. The music is super mellow in a symphonic way and changes direction at times to a more metallic emo sound. Closest thing I can think that this might sound like is Jethro Tull. –Donofthedead (The Pax Cecilia)


PAYBACKS, THE:
Love, Not Reason: CD
I’m of two minds with the Paybacks, much like I am with the Bellrays. On the definite plus side of the equation is glorious, soulful, strident female vocals over hard rock and punk. Songs like “Love Letter” are anthemic, arena-filling stompers that showcase a voice that’s in league with both Aretha Franklin and Janice Joplin. Bitchin’ and well worth the listen. On the negative side—and I know it’s me—I hate solos, wig outs, jams, freak outs, and anyone playing Jimi Hendrix-inspired guitar who isn’t Jimi Hendrix. And there’s a fair amount of that in the Paybacks, too. 50/50. –Todd Taylor (Savage Jams, www.thepaybacks.com)


PAYBACKS, THE:
Harder and Harder: CD
...as much as Mike and John from the Hentchmen were the delightful embodiment of Chip & Ernie from My Three Sons made Rock in their previous band, so, in a miraculously inverted manner, do they now appear to we, the masses, as a titanic, granite-pectoral-muscled rhythm section of fucking ROCK, BABY, in their current band. Add to that a guitar player who sounds like he absorbed every relevant scrap of data from every great three-letter-first-named lead guitarist in history (i’m thinking “Ted” and “Ace” here, but you’re welcome to bring your own findings to the table), and it is apparent that a unit of Rock Most Imposing has been manifested. However, the REAL keystone in this Granite Arch O’ Boogie is one Miss Wendy Case, a shingle-throated chanteuse of such awe-inspiring HARDNESS and RAWITUDE that she makes Patti Smith seem like one of those buxom German broads whom one sees depicted toting around trays full of thick-bottomed beer mugs during Oktoberfest, and so blonde that she makes Penelope Houston seem like a brunette. I mean, fuck—Ian Stuart WISHES his vocals sounded this tuff on the first Skrewdriver album! If this chick gets locked up in the same cell as Angry Anderson of Rose Tattoo, it’s Angry who’s getting fucked up the pooper! Wendy Case is the fucking SHIT, and, when the band backs the intensity level down to mere Orange Alert status, it is apparent that we stand in the majestic presence of the thermonuclear-powered Faces of our time (although, as a gambling man, if you want my best guess on how many ounces of whatever that Wendy’s stomach would offer up if they pumped it after she passed out onstage, i’m advising you to bet the under). Needless to say, this might be the first time ever it could be said that a bitch has been the Paybacks. Okay, sorry, i couldn’t stop myself. BEST SONG: “Me” BEST SONG TITLE: “Jumpy,” because it sounds like something Rene Hall would’ve written on the Unitar. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: For the back-cover-gazers among you, “Celebrate Summer” is not a misspelled Hüsker Dü cover, but is, in fact, a most outstanding rendition of the last T. Rex single to be released in Marc Bolan’s lifetime. Double kudos for the band, as i never saw that song as anything other than a missed cover opportunity for the Silicon Teens. –Rev. Norb (Get Hip)


PAYBACKS, THE:
Knock Loud: CD
Loud, raucous rock’n’roll steeped in Detroit hooks. Kinda reminds me a teeny bit of old Cheap Trick every now and then. –Jimmy Alvarado (Get Hip)


PAYOFF, THE:
Riders of the Dead Horse: CD
Musically, Birmingham’s The Payoff brings together a bunch of post punk and hardcore influences, with the overly whiny vocals making the already odd songs even less accessible. Fans of artier strains of hardcore will appreciate the undeniable creativity, whereas the rest of us would probably rather attend a scrapbooking or papier-mâché party to get our creative fix. Does anyone know what time the fabric store closes? –Art Ettinger (House of Love, www.houseofloverecords.net)


PAZAHORA / KAH-ROE-SHI:
Split: EP
Obviously a ton of bands out there have been inspired by His Hero Is Gone / Tragedy / From Ashes Rise. The majority of these clone bands sound so lifeless in the end, taking it safe and going through the expected motions. Pazahora sound similar to From Ashes Rise, and Kah-Roe-Shi sounds like HHIG. Neither band does anything to make them standout. –Matt Average (Diseased, www.diseasedrecords.com / Epidemic, epidemic_distro@hotmail.com)


PCP ROADBLOCK:
Sporting Goods World War III: CD
Mid-tempo to dirge speed noisecore. If you really wanna get outta that long lease on your apartment, you can’t go wrong with this puppy blasting through your speakers. –Jimmy Alvarado (Wet Tail)


PCP ROADBLOCK:
Sporting Goods World War III: CD
Mid-tempo to dirge speed noisecore. If you really wanna get outta that long lease on your apartment, you can’t go wrong with this puppy blasting through your speakers. –Jimmy Alvarado (Wet Tail)


PEABODYS, THE:
Awkward Age: 7” EP
It’s like Mutant Pop never died in the minds of these Queers-ish, Rivethead-ish boys! They even have a song about lame emo fuckers. “Even nights you walk the train tracks/ Odd, read Kerouac on desolate rooftops/ We got it, got it all/ Are you through?” I just wish the songs were faster, because I could then compare this to a great punk rock cereal. As is, it would be Kix. Yes, there’s sugar in it, but please! More sugar! More, um, speed? I am an idiot. –Maddy (Infringement/ Incessant Drip)


PEABODYS, THE:
The Future Will Kill You: 2 x 7” EP
The first time I ever heard The Peabodys was on their split 7” with The Steinways, so I think it’s funny that a bunch of these songs are under a minute long (as per old Steinways material). Musically, it’s pretty straight forward pop punk, making it fitting that this is one of the label’s “Comeback” 7”s, as it’s just what I would’ve expected from it. While I got the shaft on colored vinyl, this did come with a bonus one-sided 7” with a Screeching Weasel cover that probably is better than the original. –Joe Evans III (Mutant Pop)


PEACH FUZZ:
About A Bird: CD
Pop that takes its cues from the mid-’60s. Lotsa stylistic explorations and hella strong songwriting keep things interesting. –Jimmy Alvarado (Dionysus)


PEACHFUZZ:
About a Bird: CD
Why am I stricken with the indie rock CDs? Why, god, why? This has one good song that sounds like The Muffs, and a lot of other songs that sound vaguely like early R.E.M. (The song "Easy Way Out" has almost the same intro as the R.E.M. song "We Walk" off Murmur.) Hey, I LIKE early R.E.M. AND the Muffs, but, somehow, this combination ended up sounding more like drippy crap. If this were a cereal, it?d be Cheerios. No fun! –Maddy (Dionysus)


PEACHFUZZ:
Catch Your Snap: CD
Decent laid-back power pop (i.e. way more Big Star than 999), but nothing that makes me want to throw off my clothes and jump on a trampoline—the standard reviewing benchmark. I think I am regressing. The older I get, the faster I want my music to be! By the time I'm in a nursing home, I'll just be listening to speed metal. For shame! I'm also creeped out by the cover art—a drawing of a naked woman with the fish head. Yikes! If this were a cereal, it'd be a defective box of Apple Jacks with the sugar mysteriously missing. Calling Encyclopedia Brown! –Maddy (Teenacide)


PEACHFUZZ:
About a Bird: CD
Why am I stricken with the indie rock CDs? Why, god, why? This has one good song that sounds like The Muffs, and a lot of other songs that sound vaguely like early R.E.M. (The song “Easy Way Out” has almost the same intro as the R.E.M. song “We Walk” off Murmur.) Hey, I LIKE early R.E.M. AND the Muffs, but, somehow, this combination ended up sounding more like drippy crap. If this were a cereal, it’d be Cheerios. No fun! –Maddy (Dionysus)


PEACOCKS, THE:
It?s Time for the Peacocks: CD
Well, if you took everything that was wrong with Social Distortionesque faux-shitkicker rock (i.e., lots) and spliced that onto everything that was wrong with Sonic Iguana-spawned pop punk with the chord changes every eight beats (i.e., everything), you might get the Peacocks. You lucky lady! Band further compounds matters by singing every other song about bands who, in their own dizzying world view, are their tragically more popular inferiors. The leadoff track states "We're too good for the charts!" Dudes. I got news for ya: You're not even too good for a Mutant Pop CD-R. There may, however, be spots open for you on Hunter S.Thompson's ranch. BEST SONG: "This Time" BEST SONG TITLE: "I Can Do a Lot For My Size" FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACTS: 1) "Love Song" is not the Damned composition; 2) "Warning" is not the Green Day composition; 3) "For You" is not the Anti-Nowhere League composition; 4) The insert indicates that "Last Words" is the name of both track #2 and track #13 but it's really only the name of track #2; and 5) Bands mentioned in the "CHECK OUT THESE BANDS" list include both Screeching Weasel and Rancid. Thanks for the tip, Slick. –Rev. Norb (Asian Man)


PEACOCKS, THE:
It: CD
Well, if you took everything that was wrong with Social Distortionesque faux-shitkicker rock (i.e., lots) and spliced that onto everything that was wrong with Sonic Iguana-spawned pop punk with the chord changes every eight beats (i.e., everything), you might get the Peacocks. You lucky lady! Band further compounds matters by singing every other song about bands who, in their own dizzying world view, are their tragically more popular inferiors. The leadoff track states “We’re too good for the charts!” Dudes. I got news for ya: You’re not even too good for a Mutant Pop CD-R. There may, however, be spots open for you on Hunter S. Thompson’s ranch. BEST SONG: “This Time” BEST SONG TITLE: “I Can Do a Lot For My Size” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACTS: 1) “Love Song” is not the Damned composition; 2) “Warning” is not the Green Day composition; 3) “For You” is not the Anti-Nowhere League composition; 4) The insert indicates that “Last Words” is the name of both track #2 and track #13 but it’s really only the name of track #2; and 5) Bands mentioned in the “CHECK OUT THESE BANDS” list include both Screeching Weasel and Rancid. Thanks for the tip, Slick. –Rev. Norb (Asian Man)


PEACOCKS, THE:
Angel: CD
The Peacocks robustly blast through thick chunky slabs of unruly punkish rockabilly belligerence on this here skull-skewering platter of sonic stir fry! Hot damn daddy, it's all-at-once smooth, suave, raucous, cacophonous, and killer-cool! These swaggerin' spark-sizzlin' songs are aurally reminiscent of Social Distortion, The Screaming Blue Messiahs, Southern Backtones, Johnny Cash, and the devil-in-hell himself... and they salaciously conjure degenerate images of souped-up pavement-shreddin' '57 Chevys, switchblade-slashin' alleyway scuffles in the dead darkness of a crime-ridden metropolitan night, flamin' snake-eyed dice, grease-saturated brylcreem-encrusted ducktail coiffs, chug-a-chuggin' freight-train solitude along a vast moonlit sprawl of American "wild west" desert, Lady Luck lasciviously struttin' her stuff buck-ass naked and all in your face, pin-up girl tattoos, lawlessness, sin, decadence, debauchery, and rock'n'roll rebellion. Hell yeh, The Peacocks maliciously make Swiss cheese outta my ears, and I'm cretinously cravin' more, motherfuckers, more! –Guest Contributor (Asian Man)


PEAR OF THE WEST:
Self-titled: 7”EP
How is it that the Japanese have the same pieces to the puzzle that everyone else is given—instruments, brains, hearts, practice space—and yet they can come up with, time and again, music that’s more in focus, bouncier, and tighter? Pear Of The West are no exception; from Mami’s incredible voice, to the Buzzcocks meet the Parasites pop punk paradise of the playing. It’s the perfect realization of strong-voiced female vocals joyfully bubbling atop the best of the ‘90s, all compressed into superballs of songs that bounce all over the place and never get mushy. –Todd Taylor (Snuffy Smiles)


PEAR OF THE WEST:
Stupid Game: 7"
I’ve been wholeheartedly endorsing Snuffy Smile records for so long, I’m running out of new ways to sing their praises. This is disconcerting to me because I want to keep getting the review copies, and I know that I have to type for my music. So here goes: Pear of the West plays poppy punk rock, but it’s more than that. There are the sweet, pop-style female vocals, but they’re backed by music that’s more complex and textured than you’d expect. Think of a Japanese version of Discount. Then factor in happy, Jughead-style guitar riffs, and you’ve got yourself a doozy of a seven inch. Highly recommended. Pear of the West has also released a kickass full length, This Means Little Resistance..., and a split 7” with Servo on Snuffy Smile. Those are highly recommended, too. –Sean Carswell (Snuffy Smile)


PEAR OF THE WEST:
Passed Out the Wasted: CD
A self-described incomplete discography from this female-led band from Japan. The songs span from the years 2000-2008. Not sure if they broke up or not. But one thing for sure is they have that early pop punk sound from the late ‘90s to early ‘00s of bands like Discount, Co-Ed, and Servo. In fact, I see in the liner notes that they did a split with the latter. Songs are sung in English with a heavy Japanese accent, which give them a unique feel. You can hear the growth of the band from their humble beginnings: Raw but poppy at first, then you can hear the evolution with the musicianship and production. I don’t listen to much pop punk lately, but the later material is infectious and undeniably fun. –Donofthedead (Snuffy Smiles)


PEAR OF THE WEST:
This Means Little Resistance and the Proof of Existence: CD

Mix in the undeniable catchiness of the Teen Idols when Heather sings or does a duet (like the Idols', "Twenty Below") , along with the jumpiness of Hi Standard, and a clear and radiant guitar, you've got Japan's Pear of the West. Female-fronted goodness, and it's pop punk, but in the new mutation that I'm liking so much more. Instead of tapping the pock marked vein of trying to cop what both Screeching Weasel and early Queers did so well, bands seem to be rotating the crops and pulling up the roots of some of the best catchy punk and instilling it with their own dirt and growth to fill in the spaces. Best Japanese to English translation line: "I'm full of drunk." Cool.

–Todd Taylor (Snuffy Smile)


PEARLENE:
Murder Blues And Prayer: CD
Combine garage rockers like the Count Five with the Rolling Stones and update it through the Cramps and the Crypt catalog and you’d get… well, pretty much everything like this and the White Stripes and all these other fucking bands that attempt some recidivist, reductionist version of two-chord neo-trash rawk. This was tired when the Oblivians and Guitar Wolf and the rest of the Crypt and Estrus catalogs did it. After this album, it’s so exhausted that it’s practically (and hopefully) dead on its feet.  –Puckett (Dim Mak)


PEAWEES:
Walking the Walk: CD
These guys meet at the intersection of Saints Street and Devil Dogs Avenue, and then head over to catch a Muffs show. The songs are hellafied strong and they milk the best out of every clichéd riff in the rock’n’roll songbook, making this, strangely, the most refreshing album of its style I’ve heard in years. Would’ve much preferred them to sing in their native Italian rather than English, though.  –Jimmy Alvarado (www.thepeawees.com)


PEDESTRIANS:
Self-titled: LP
Mid-tempo punk that sounds quite aware of their ‘80s predecessors, but manage to eke out their own personality within. Singer sounds a helluva lot like Damaged-era Henry Rollins. Good stuff overall. –Jimmy Alvarado (A Wrench in the Gears)


PEDESTRIANS:
Killing Season: 7”EP
Mid-paced, blunt punk thud that knows exactly what it’s doing and how to do it. Ulcerated vocals, slicey guitars, steam roller bass, cement mixer drums. It’s almost like The Pedestrians are construction workers, maintaining the structural integrity of certain DIY punk onramp, making sure everyone can get on board as easily and safely as possible, which is usually tough, thankless work. (When’s the last time you high fived a freeway worker?) Looking at it another way, The Pedestrians are making their own small, pragmatic monuments that are hooked into a much larger, world-wide system. Effective. –Todd Taylor (Residue)


PEDESTRIANS:
Ideal Living: LP
I hear a lot of records that are good, but know they’re not improving life any. Every so often comes along something that just rips, and the sky is suddenly a prettier blue, and the birds are whistling sweet songs, and everyone is your friend. This Pedestrians album, their second I believe, is one of those life-improving type of records. Sure, my life hasn’t actually improved, but it’s a little nicer. I can’t remember the last time I heard a U.S. hardcore punk album, or band, this good, or should I say fantastic? They don’t rely on thrash for intensity. Instead, they craft well-structured songs that move at a moderately quick tempo. There’s no metal here either. I mean this is pure hardcore punk. Songs that are actual songs. The sort of stuff that inspires. That makes jaws drop. And the vocals are a dead ringer for Dez Cadena. It’s unreal. If it were physically possible to have this band as a lover, I would go for it without a doubt. Regardless of what the neighbors might say. So fuggin’ great! –Matt Average (A Wrench In The Gears)


PEDESTRIANS:
Future Shock: LP
For the really great records, there’s just not all that much to say, especially since my vocabulary mostly consists of “rad” and “awesome.” But it’s pretty safe to say that if you like the inventiveness of Articles Of Faith, the boiling-over anger of The Offenders, and the total steamroller feel of Fucked Up (and let’s face it—you do), this is right up your alley. If you buy three records this year, this oughta be one of them. –Josh (Residue)


PEDESTRIANS:
Ideal Divide: CD
I’m pretty sure this is a CD version of the vinyl I reviewed a while back (for some reason I can’t find said vinyl, though I’m certain I kept it), but just in case, these guys dish out some mighty fine hardcore that doesn’t need to resort to hitting warp factor five to show some muscle. Singer sounds like Henry Rollins when he was a punk, backed by a band that knows how to put them instruments to good use. The whole thing is top notch from beginning to end. –Jimmy Alvarado (Southkore)


PEDESTRIANS, THE:
Self-Titled: 7"
Sometimes I think I shouldn’t write record reviews because when I really like something, I have a tendency fall back on saying “this is rad” like I’m about to do right now: this record is rad. An Effigies comparison fits pretty well: inventive, plowing drums; guitars that sound thick and heavy without being slow or thuggish; and vocals that are forceful but still intelligible. It’s more raw and modern and it doesn’t have the post-punk leanings of songs like “Security,” but it’s definitely prototypical broad-shouldered, mid-tempo Chicago punk. An amazing debut by a band that hopefully we’ll hear much more from in the near future. –Josh (Southkore)


PEELANDER-Z:
Dancing Friendly: CD
Peelander-Z are back on their own Eat Rice Records after a stint on a posh label and their sound and songs are better than ever! There’s even a song from a certain Miss Peelander-Pink this time! If you missed them at last year’s SXSW Festival… or even this year… never fear! They tour the U.S. practically every year! The live show is amazingly funny and amazingly good! J-PUNK LIVES IN NYC! AND THIS CD IS LIVING PROOF! –Mr. Z (Eat Rice; www.peelander-z.com)


PEELANDER-Z:
P-Bone Steak: CD
Self-described as “The Japanese Noodle Samurai Punk Band,” Peelander-Z is one weird bunch. Three Japanese guys from New York get some costumes together and decide to rock out. Vocals remind me of a cross of Biafra mixed with the guy from F.O.D. who’s name escapes me. The songs have that late ‘70s, early ‘80s punk sound. The lyrics are either in broken English or Japanese. If you want something silly and has that garage feel, this is your new favorite band. –Donofthedead (Swell)


PEELANDER-Z / BIRTHDAY SUITS:
Split: 7”
Fun, fun, fun. Two noisy, chaotic, and spazzy tracks by two Japanese ex-pat bands living in America, soaking in a light-hearted darkness. Peelander-Z: The weird thing about these dudes? No, not that they’re comic book characters or the “from another planet” thing, but a good portion of their songs seem to begin in the middle and end where you’d usually start a song. If the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers had no special powers and Gummi Bear mouths (they could just gum you fiercely but look athletic doing it)... Birthday Suits: sound nothing like the following bands, but would fit perfectly on the bill: Scratch Acid, Shark Pants, The Causey Way, Japanther. When I say arty and noisy in this context, it’s not code for “shitty,” but tension and release, big-ass dynamics, a wall-of-sound that sounds much bigger than two humble dudes. Neat, neat, neat.  –Todd Taylor (Crustacean)


PEELERS, THE:
Lets Detonate: CD
I can’t help but conjuring up dudes in $200 jeans at fashionable bars who act like their guitar are an extension of their cock. Bleh, gross, no thanks. –Comrade Bree (Beercan)


PEEPSHOWS, THE:
Mondo Deluxe: CD
Punk’n’roll that’s good enough to make you go "wow," yet I somehow missing that certain something that makes you go "whoosh." Put another way, although these guys are pretty damn good, I can’t really see myself gracing the Orange Death Machine with one of their stickers. –Jimmy Alvarado (Scooch Pooch, 5850 West 3rd #209, Los Angeles, CA 90036)


PEGGIO PUNX:
Discography: 2 X CD
One of Italy’s finest gets the discography treatment. Disc one gives you all their recorded output and the second disc is chock full of live recordings. Right there in time with Raw Power and Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers, these guys established themselves in the Italian punk scene circa early '80s. Upon hearing international bands during that time, you knew you were hearing something raw and special. The recordings are raw and could be have easily been recorded on a boombox. The drums always have that bongo drum sound. The production always has a muffled effect to it. The same applies to these recordings, but one thing that stands out is the uniqueness of the songs. The energy is genuine and it's music that is distinctive to its time and place. A history lesson for those who seek it. Back in the day, this would been hard to get here in the states. Luckily, someone was smart to repress this to give it life one more time. No need to keep the music isolated to the people who can afford Ebay prices.
–Donofthedead (SOA)


PEGGY SUES / FUTURE LOVERS:
: Split 7”
The Peggy Sues are lesbians playing lascivious, gyrating rock that sounds like a sloppy version of the band from “Prey for Rock ‘n’ Roll.” The Future Lovers play herky-jerky whoah-oh pop-punk songs about staring at girls. You know how depressing it is when you’re sober at a party where a bunch of awkward people have got drunk and started hitting on each other? Like, it’s almost funny, but it’s just too much of a bummer? This record puts that feeling on wax. –CT Terry (Wee Rock)


PEGS, THE:
E.P…. Period the End: CDEP
One can come up with a host of reasons why Hostage Records should be given a full wall of their own in the punk rock hall of fame, not the least of which being that they have introduced some seriously good bands to the punk rock world. The Pegs, featured on Hostage’s Tower 13 comp, is just such a band. Here they dish up seven tunes of beach punk thuggery, catchy as hell, and solid like a thwack to the jaw. If Smogtown, the Numbers, or any of their contemporaries make your rump shake, then these guys will more than do the trick for ye. –Jimmy Alvarado (Pop Scar)


PEGS, THE:
Danger’s Gone: 7”
I think I first heard the Pegs on the Tower 13 compilation. As with most of the stuff on that comp, I liked them a lot. It seems I still do. There is a heavy beach vibe running through this that brings the likes of Smogtown to mind, but at the same time, it lays down a little more rock’n’roll, which makes me think of The Humpers. It’s a combination that works. –Ty Stranglehold (Slab-O-Wax)


PEGS, THE:
Livin’ at the Surf Hotel: 7"EP
Hopped-up NewBeachAlliance-styledOrangeCounty punk that smacks of weed, mainlining speed, lives on the rocks, rehab in on the horizon or in the rearview, and kelpy beach decay. In line with Smogtown, Smut Peddlers, Broken Bottles, and the Stitches. The buzzsaw guitars, gnashing drums, and cement mixer bass, all point to Hostage Records at the beginning of this century. Each time I play this, I can hear someone, somewhere getting a full sleeve on their arms to completely cover up some pretty bad decisions made earlier on in life. Reckless in all the right ways. –Todd Taylor (No Front Teeth, www.nofrontteeth.net)


PEGS, THE:
Livin’ at the Surf Motel: 7” EP
If the Beach Boys had listened to what the voices in their heads and the drugs had been telling them to do, rather than their manager/father and record label they would still have to pray to be as good as The Pegs. Southern California surf punk that oozes attitude problems and reckless behavior while sweeping the floor with tightly wound songs full of razor-sharp hooks and punch-your-face-in guitar playing. This 7” could have fit in nicely on Hostage Records. –Daryl Gussin (No Front Teeth)


PEGS, THE:
Self-titled: 7"
The Pegs play punk rock the way it’s meant to be: trashy, angry, and fast. Two of the members of this band were in the Numbers, and the two other members of the band were in the Letters, and in the time it took me to type that sentence, I played both sides of this seven inch. It’s a great record, but both sides put together have less than four minutes worth of music. I’m not saying don’t buy this. Buy it. Buy everything on Hostage. You can’t go wrong. But after you play this, expect to be like my wife after sex, saying, “What? That’s it? You’re done already?” –Todd Taylor (Hostage)


PELICAN:
Self-titled: CDEP
Righteous one-riff stoner metal, like Sleep with no singing and an extra finger for the little guitar strings. Occasionally gets a little too precious and abandons the glorious monotony that really makes the form, but with no guitar solos per se they’re still way ahead of the pack. And “Pelican”? That ain’t no metal bird. Perfect. –Cuss Baxter (Hydra Head)


PELICAN:
What We All Come to Need: CD/LP
I have been really fortunate in coming across some remarkable albums this year. Especially in heavy music, it’s been a quality year (Isis, Converge, Slayer, etc.) Pelican’s latest and their first on Southern Lord (Boris, Sunn O))), Earth) didn’t let me down. In fact, I’d say this is easily their best album, even better than the fucking triumphant The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon the Thaw. The eight tracks herein aren’t as long as some of their previous releases, with everything tracking in between four and eight minutes. Unlike the upbeat, righteous sound of their past work, What We All Come to Need has somewhat of a hesitant, contemplative sound. It’s not always blistering guitar attacks but there aren’t any acoustic interludes, either. Pelican hits it right on, balancing the melancholy with the edgy and pulling it off big time. There’s no standing back from the album; the riffs are too engaging. The textures and atmosphere give off an almost autumnal feel. There are a number of guest spots on the album with the biggest being Allen Epley of The Life And Times providing vocals on the last track, “Final Breath.” It’s a first for Pelican, but it sounds beautiful. This album works great as both background music while reading or when you want to rock out. It definitely covers all the bases. There’s no doubt this will be in my top five for the year. –Kurt Morris (Southern Lord)


PELIGRO:
Welcome to America: CD
A former Dead Kennedy goes metal. The songs are not as bad as some of that metal shit from the '80s/'90s was, but it's weird knowing who this guy is and attaching the music to the man. –Jimmy Alvarado (http://welcome.to/muck)


PELIGRO:
Welcome to America: CD
A former Dead Kennedy goes metal. The songs are not as bad as some of that metal shit from the '80s/'90s was, but it's weird knowing who this guy is and attaching the music to the man. –Jimmy Alvarado (http://welcome.to/muck)


PELIGRO SOCIAL:
No Religion: CD
Hearing this for the first time right before I am actually going to see them live. I really like what I’m hearing. Kind of reminds me of Union 13 with an ode to The Business. They also have a SoCal beach sound that reminds me a little of bands like The Adolescents or The Crowd, but the main structure of the music is Spanish-sung street punk with tons of melody and a good dose of a rockin’ kick. Coming from the Bay Area, that is not the sound I would expect. But what do I know? What I do know is that they went to a decent studio with an engineer who got the most out of them. The production is not full blown clean, but warm and bold. Everything is in the right place and nothing in the mix sounds flat. The vocal interplay is a highlight. The vocals sound genuine and has a slight imperfection in its delivery making it believable. Can’t wait to see how it goes tonight seeing it face to face. There is a split 7” out there with Born/Dead. I have to check it out and see the difference in recordings. –Donofthedead (Tankcrimes)


PELIGRO SOCIAL:
No Religion: CD
Political punk with a rock/punk feel to it that conjures up memories of Argentina’s Dos Minutos, who were woefully underrated, in my opinion. This will be played very loud, very often. –Jimmy Alvarado (Tankcrimes)


PELIGRO SOCIAL/TV EVANGELISTS:
Split: 7"
If I’m not mistaken, this is Peligro Social’s last recording and the first recordings of a band that members of PS went onto. With their side, Peligro Social fucking nailed it. Old school U.K. and Spanish punk shacking up together in a Mission District squat. Yeah, that might be romanticizing it a little, but it’s really solid stuff. If you’d have told me when I was sixteen that Chode would ever move outta Newhall and be in a band this good, I just would have laughed. TV Evangelists have more of a U.S. influence: Faster and more driving, with a heavy SoCal kick to it. Snotty, filthy punk rock. As usual with Tankcrimes, great art and packaging. –Daryl Gussin (Tank Crimes)


PELLINORE:
Memento Mori/Hell Mouth: CD
Is this a new band with an ex member of Tear It Up? That was my first impression, how I thought this sounded like a Havoc records band, with a touch more metal to them. It’s a little bit of a grower, but I still enjoyed it. –Joe Evans III (Strike 3)


PELVIS WESLEY:
Oh My Goodness, How We Rock!: CD-R
Fuck the review, i just want to print the song titles: “All My Friends Have Robotic Necks,” “We Will Electrocute You in the Ass (Revisited),” “Mikey Died Eating Pop Rocks (And You’re a Dumb Motherfucker),” “God Bless Johannes Gutenberg, Part Two,” “And God Said Yo, Let There Be Moms,” “Head Like a Holy Shit My Head Hurts,” “Some Suggestions for Pleasant Dining,” “26 and Hacking,” “Assassin of the Cockroach Nation,” “Sarah’s All Peristaltic,” “Live Fast, Sleep In,” “Taco Bell Girl (Extended Napalm Death Dance Mix Version),” and “Oh My Goodness, How We Rock.” ...i think the best actual line from a song is “Science will save us, my cel phone range has improved immensely,” but i’m going to have to lodge a complaint about someone else rhyming “boner” with “toner.” I HAVE THE PATENT ON THAT ONE, DAMMIT!!! BEST SONG: “Live Fast, Sleep In” REVIEW: Sounds like 1985 basement punk/core. So? FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “It started out as a joke, you know.” –Rev. Norb (Pelvis Wesley)


PELVIS WESLEY:
Oh My Goodness, How We Rock!: CD-R
To add a bit to Nřrb’s astute commentary, Pelvis Wesley have mastered the born-in-a-cement-mixer tumbling of Dick Army, the vocal and enunciation pattern of John Ransom of the Smut Peddlers (weird), and the “feels like winter, but it’s entirely danceable and powerful” feel of Rites of Spring. Oh My Goodness… sounds like it was recorded through gigantic sponges, but that’s part of the charm. Contains quite possibly the first song I’ve ever heard dedicated to the art of zine making, too. (“A cut and paste fighter, from Zapf Chancery to American Typewriter.”) Neat. –Todd Taylor (Pelvis Wesley)


PENETRATION:
Moving Targets: CD
Having previously only heard their punk anthem “Don’t Dictate,” this album was a bit of a shock. Although contemporaries of the Sex Pistols, The Clash, and all the other heroes of the first wave of U.K. punk, most of the songs here are markedly mature and sophisticated in comparison to many of their peers, with interesting rhythms and arrangements married to well-written lyrics. While it shouldn’t scare off those who like their punk a little smarter than THUD-THUD-THUD-THUD (and yes, I have more than a passing affinity for that brand of punk as well, so stuff your whining missives excoriating my supposed dismissal of punk’s more primitive purveyors a second ago and direct your ire instead at our dickheaded President and criminal cohorts, you gobbing monkeys), those who need their noise to fit snugly into the accepted punk pigeonhole will be pleased as punch by the inclusion of the aforementioned “Don’t Dictate” and “Firing Squad” singles, both of which make a nice soundtrack to mad, mindless pogoin’. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PENETRATION:
Moving Targets: CD
Having previously only heard their punk anthem “Don’t Dictate,” this album was a bit of a shock. Although contemporaries of the Sex Pistols, The Clash, and all the other heroes of the first wave of U.K. punk, most of the songs here are markedly mature and sophisticated in comparison to many of their peers, with interesting rhythms and arrangements married to well-written lyrics. While it shouldn’t scare off those who like their punk a little smarter than THUD-THUD-THUD-THUD (and yes, I have more than a passing affinity for that brand of punk as well, so stuff your whining missives excoriating my supposed dismissal of punk’s more primitive purveyors a second ago and direct your ire instead at our dickheaded President and criminal cohorts, you gobbing monkeys), those who need their noise to fit snugly into the accepted punk pigeonhole will be pleased as punch by the inclusion of the aforementioned “Don’t Dictate” and “Firing Squad” singles, both of which make a nice soundtrack to mad, mindless pogoin’. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PENETRATION:
Coming up for Air: CD
With a name like Captain Oi, I was excited to hear something in the Oi or skinhead genre. I’m embarrassed to play this in my apartment by myself. This is apparently a reissue of an album put out in 1979. It is very dated for certain. It sounds like the bad radio pop of the time with female vocals along the lines of Cyndi Lauper or Pat Benatar. Nothing at all punk about this. Gay is the only adjective that comes to mind. I’m now scared that the fifty-something lesbian who lives beneath me with the shaved head and the braless boobs that almost hang down out the bottom of her white see-through t-shirts will now think less of me for not playing the usual “fuck you” punk rock that is always coming from my apartment. –Toby Tober (Captain Oi)


PENETRATORS:
Bad Woman: CD
Not sure if this is the new record they talked about in their interview a while back or just a quick collection of covers while they ready the new record. There are redone versions of “Teenage Lifestyle,” “Gotta Have Her,” and other Penetrators classics. Pretty strong takes of the songs I have heard many times in their original versions. The rest of the record is mostly made up of covers of ‘60s chestnuts like “Talk Talk” and “Dirty Water.” I am not really a fan of recorded cover songs, but these are done fairly well. Hope to hear more from the Penetrators soon and maybe we will see them out here on the West coast at some point. –Mike Frame (Slovenly)


PENNYWISE:
From the Ashes: CD/DVD
I won’t deny my past. The year was 1991. I’d been in college a couple years. Then, as now, I was poor. At the time, in Flagstaff, Arizona, the cheapest way I could sample new music was the used cassette bin at an independent record store. They were three-buck gambles. Pennywise’s self-titled made it through some rough winters and the roulette of putting a cassette into the Kraco tape-eating machine. I played that tape multiple hundreds of times. It was one of those auto-repeat players. On the inside cover illustration, one of the members looked like wrestler Steven Nash (long hair, goatee, sunglasses) and another guy had “freestyle skater” hair (the feathery hair-blower swoop). I was still a rabid Bad Religion devotee, and Pennywise had the melodic, tight, muscular punk down to a tee. It was seamless and tough, like a ball bearing. It was perfect for driving and wishing harm on the entire hippie race. I was, largely, in a musical vacuum. To this day, I don’t have cable TV, don’t know much about the alignment of snowboard companies and extreme sports to whatever music they’re pumping. There was no good radio station for hundreds of miles. When I moved to LA in ’96, I got the chance to see Pennywise a couple of times and interviewed them twice. They were very nice, but, man, their fans, by and large, were almost as big of dicks as NOFX’s fans. Meaty dudes with sexual/aggression issues and backward baseball caps punched and pulled one another’s clothes off, circling in an ever-more-sweaty bliss of dirt and sweat. It was like watching a movie where you like the soundtrack but it didn’t equate to what you’re seeing. I had such different ideas in my brain when I played their tape, window down, through the forest, on roads where I wouldn’t pass another car for at least an hour. Not one to hate a band by who they attract, I’d still pick up their releases, one after another. Partially, it was nostalgia. Partially, I really liked them. Enter From the Ashes. In the past twelve years, Pennywise has gotten more politically savvy and tighter as a unit. They’ve always been a little bit more than pro – and thank equipment manufacturers frequently. Each album is sonically a little better than the previous. And although I enjoy parts of this album, I can’t help but feel that they’re painting themselves into an ever-contracting corner. Sure, all of the elements they’ve help define in previous albums are there, but the punk rock elements in their songs sound like they’ve been in captivity for too long. Their musical beast is no longer feral. It’s been caged in and trained to a form of Pennywise-ical musical perfection. I think that’s their intention. (The DVD spends some time in showing the great pains they go through in recording an album.) But in doing so, for me, Pennywise has become more and more devoid of snarl, dirt, grit, and the unexpected explosions that I really enjoy in current bands. They want, and make, clean, proficient punk. I want dirty punk that leaves a rash and an infection. Ironically, their mostly pop songs, like “Yesterday,” with a piano interlude, become their strongest efforts for me, because it stretches them, if even a little bit. –Todd Taylor (Epitaph)


PENNYWISE:
Land of The Free: CD
These guys are a real dividing line for a lot a people. Sure, they sound a lot like classic Bad Religion. Sure, they've got some of the most abhorrent fans in the world who'll beat one another senseless before Fletcher plugs in his guitar. Sure, they helped spearhead super clean, huge punk production that many claim to be the harbinger of "real punk's" death. I can see all that. But there are two real personal reasons I like Pennywise. First off, one summer I lived in a car. It was a big car with lots of room. It had a tape deck. I had about ten tapes. One was "Unknown Road." I must've listened to it 300 times in three months. I'd often just have it in for days on auto repeat. It was much better than the radio. Pennywise is seamless, much in the same way Funeral Oration is, except Jim's voice isn't as high. Second off, for reasons I can't explain, I can write really, really well when I have these guys on the stereo. It probably has to do with their seamlessness that does a good job of drowning out the sound of the neighbors fighting or kids crying. It's a solid record, right in line with "Straight Ahead" and "Full Circle." If you've heard 'em in the last five or six years, no surprises on this one, which is both a strength and a detriment. Solid. –Todd Taylor (Epitaph)


PEOPLE:
The Cliché: CDEP
Killers-styled new wavy rock stuff. –Jimmy Alvarado (peoplerock.us)


PEOPLE’S TEMPLE, THE:
You Don’t Know (Just Where I Been): 7”EP
I feel if you have a name that references Jim Jones, you better “bring it.” I don’t think these guys necessarily set the world on fire with this record. It’s standard garage rock with surf guitars. The title track is the best of the three. It’s a little fast and hyper, but not a mess of noise. They have the sound wired, but, at the same time, this stuff lacks that certain something to warrant more than a few listens. –Matt Average (Certified PR, certifiedprrecords.com)


PEOPLE’S TEMPLE, THE:
You Don’t Know (Just Where I Been): 7” EP
Trashy ‘60s stuff from a band named after a church central to one of the most wretched mass murders/suicides of the 20th century. –Jimmy Alvarado (certifiedprrecords.com)


PEPPER:
In with the Old: CD
If you yearn for another Sublime release, here is another band that is so similar that you might not notice that Sublime is gone. –Donofthedead (Volcom)


PEPPERMINTS, THE:
Jesus Chryst: CD
I generally avoid bands that sound like they’re trying to be the Melvins, but when a band can sound sort of like the Melvins without sounding like they’re actually trying to do so, and when they’re seventy-five percent ladies to boot, I’m on board like Gord(on). Retarded record title notwithstanding (the last one was called Sweet Tooth Abortion—much better), the Peppermints’ bluntly sparkling exercise in thud power is a solid monolith of intention, and not inept, loose, noisy or shrill in any way. –Cuss Baxter (Paw Tracks)


PEPPERMINTS, THE:
Sweet Tooth Abortion: CD
Like a rusty hanger through your earhole, The Peppermints scrape up some good damage. The lady who sings on this sounds like she’s being stabbed in a B-movie all the way through it, which I think is pretty awesome. Think of the Cows without the horns, humping to the most interesting drumming of the Screamers and then corner it while rubbing Fleshies in its face and sniffing some soiled underpants. It’s where art meets fuck meets shit feedback fest. It’s a wild ride, not so good for traffic unless you’re looking for a fight, but great for clearing out a room. Made by, I suspect, people who know how to handle their drugs. Oddly endearing. Suggested. –Todd Taylor (Pandacide)


PERE UBU:
Slow Walking Daddy b/w Sad.txt: 7”
I get shit for it, but I’m largely ignorant on the subject of Pere Ubu. I know they’ve been around for many, many years, and they’re seminal in many, many ways, but I just haven’t been exposed to them much. So I’m an ignoroid. But I have here a brand new thing by them, and I didn’t even know they were still around. One song sounds kind of like the Talking Heads with a whiny singer, and the other song sounds like a whole bunch of nondistinct mellow rock with a whiny singer. I’d rather have a whole CD of it than to have to make the effort of playing a single. –Cuss Baxter (Smog Veil)


PERE UBU:
Why I Hate Women: CD
Why I Hate Pere Ubu would be a more accurate title. One assumes this was released in commemoration of the thirtieth anniversary of the band’s one good song. BEST SONG: Well, duh, “Final Solution” BEST SONG TITLE: “Two Girls (One Bar)” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I’ve never actually read that book. Is it any good? –Rev. Norb (Smog Veil)


PERE UBU:
Slow Walking Daddy b/w Sad.txt: 7"
I get shit for it, but I’m largely ignorant on the subject of Pere Ubu. I know they’ve been around for many, many years, and they’re seminal in many, many ways, but I just haven’t been exposed to them much. So I’m an ignoroid. But I have here a brand new thing by them, and I didn’t even know they were still around. One song sounds kind of like the Talking Heads with a whiny singer, and the other song sounds like a whole bunch of nondistinct mellow rock with a whiny singer. I’d rather have a whole CD of it than to have to make the effort of playing a single. –Cuss Baxter (Smog Veil)


PERFECT DAZE:
Five Year Search: CD
Think back to the radio friendly sound of The Replacements or early Soul Asylum. Guitar driven rock that is catchy as hell without being sappy or cheesy. Pretty damn good stuff (though nothing original like the liner notes allude to). Then as now, this sort of thing was a nice relief from what was happening out there on the radio waves. This disc collects all the recorded output from this English outfit from the late ‘80s. And while it does sound dated, it ages well. “Bubble gum” is the catchiest of the bunch, and sure to hook most listeners quick, but the emotion of “Death By Smiling” can not be denied. –Matt Average (Boss Tuneage)


PERFECT DAZE:
Five Year Search: CD
Think back to the radio friendly sound of The Replacements or early Soul Asylum. Guitar driven rock that is catchy as hell without being sappy or cheesy. Pretty damn good stuff (though nothing original like the liner notes allude to). Then as now, this sort of thing was a nice relief from what was happening out there on the radio waves. This disc collects all the recorded output from this English outfit from the late ‘80s. And while it does sound dated, it ages well. “Bubble gum” is the catchiest of the bunch, and sure to hook most listeners quick, but the emotion of “Death By Smiling” can not be denied. –Matt Average (Boss Tuneage)


PERIOD THREE:
Self-titled: 7"
The four tracks found here lean towards pop punk, but they aren’t too poppy or too snotty—somewhere between Lefty Loosie and Stun Gun’s “T.V. Tan” (without SG’s guitar soloing). The muddy recording almost makes it seem like the band lacks severe energy (they don’t), but it actually compliments Period Three quite nicely. It’s like the band is at the end of the rope, too tired from all the frustration and disappointment. It’s as though they’ve tried everything else to find any sort of solace, and this is their last effort to find it. The vocals never cease to be anything but grave. The music has a melody doing its damnedest to stay upbeat. These parts combine to create a dynamic that gives the songs a charm that is comforting in its ostensible despondency. En somme, it’s really catchy and really good.  –Vincent Battilana (DNH)


PERIOD THREE:
: 7"
I think the last time I saw these guys play, someone got stabbed with a broken bottle. Despite that, when I hear them, all I think of is fun and yay! (and all of the sudden my inner Ms. Tight Pants comes out, apparently). Everything about them sounds very Milwuakee, like it would fit right in with a bunch of sweaty kids in a basement. It has the feel of the happy, bounciness of Danny’s Modern Machines’ songs and some drops from the same pond of pop that the Chinese Telephones drink from. Damn good time here; I just hope they’re still together. –Megan Pants (DNH)


PERISH:
Our Sin: CD
Nu-metal of the Christian variety: Righteous and self-centered in every god damn way. –Mr. Z (Anko)


PERMANENT:
sink/swim: CD
Thrash metal/punk with a lil’ bit of emo thrown in. Not bad, but not memorable either. –Jason Donnerparty (6131)


PERMANENT / RESONANCE:
Self-titled: Split 7”
Side Permanent, simply said, I don’t like it. I couldn’t wait for the record to be over. It’s dark toned and trying a bit too hard to stay that way. I want to give them credit for having lyrics that aren’t totally retarded, but this band needs to relax a little bit. Have a few beers, maybe, and then rewrite some of this stuff. Bands like Off With Their Heads write dark lyrics, but at least they sound like they’re having fun when they’re writing them. Permanent seem like they need a wedgie or something for being so emo. Don’t misunderstand though, because the music isn’t emo, just the lyrics. The music is like a crappy late Hot Water Music record mixed with metal. It just tastes bad. Side Resonance is a pleasant surprise after listening to the Permanent side. It doesn’t quite match up. It sucks when you have an entire side of a record that you don’t like, even if it is a mere two songs. Excusing the other side, I’m into it. I like the line in the first song: “I am one of Pavlov’s dogs, can’t stop the action, but the reaction…yes, I can change the reaction.” Thumbs up from this girl, or high fives…or whatever it is that’s cool these days…except dibs, I hate dibs. –Corinne –Guest Contributor (Collapse, www.myspace.com/collapserecords)


PERMANENT BASTARDS:
Emericans: CD
There’s a sort of new school of punk (hell, maybe that’s what I’ll call it: nü-punk) that seems to be pretty present now. Music that seems to be really influenced by Against Me! and the more basic rock sound of current No Idea Records bands. Fortunately, they don’t necessarily have to suck as bad as Against Me! (And all apologies to Permanent Bastards if Against Me! is not an influence.) Passionate, at times folky, and indie singey at other times, but still very punk. It’s like a new generation thing,you might say, and I’m down with it when it’s done well, even if I won’t be listening to this kind of thing often. (The genre, anyway. I probably will come back to this band.) The lyrics on Emericans range from being overtly political to socio-political, which provides a pretty good balance. The lyrics are actually what carry the album, driving out a damaged, youthful hope. The lead singer’s voice is off-key and sort of, well, weak. Which gives the songs a sincerity when he belts out the choruses the best he can but it has none of that Leatherface/Hot Water Music-biting, if-you-sing-it-gruffly-enough-it-will-sound-like-we-mean-it trend in punk. Instead, it really pretty much has to grow on you. The rest of the band’s gang vocals help him out with choruses and some whoah-oh-ohs here and there, which works out well. This is a great punk album, the kind my music snob roommate would dub “shitty punk rock,” the kind of punk that record geeks and hipsters who only swear by the classics of The Clash and The Fall would never quite get. Which means it’s a damn good punk album for the punks. I can definitely get behind this. –Craven (Self-released)


PERMANENT DAMAGE:
Booom: LP
Lo-fi garage rock that sounds like it was recorded on a ghetto blaster placed in a cardboard box, stuffed with cotton and old rags and then wrapped tight with duct tape. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. –Jimmy Alvarado (Rockin’ Bones)


PERSUADERS:
Forced to Fuck: CD
One of the most p_r_i_m_i_t_i_v_e bands I’ve ever heard, dirty punk rock in the fuzz gutter like you wouldn’t believe. New Orleans total rejects King Louie, Jason “Panzer” Craft (who now make up Kajun SS) and Shaggy made a full-length and some 7”s in the 90s—they are all here, plus unreleased tracks. You can’t be this totally raw without some misses on the anthology. But there are incredible static classics like “Savage” and “Left for Dead” too. Hurry up and order from the label and you can get their “Live and Shattered” cd too, recorded live in Feb 1999. –Speedway Randy (Shattered)


PERSUADERS/ THE BLACKS:
Split: 7” EP
Persuaders: One lo-fi punk tune and one sludgy instrumental. The Blacks: They manage to do with one tune what The Persuaders couldn’t with two, which is come up with a remotely interesting tune. Nothing particularly special – stuttery guitar, 8-bar garage rock format, you know the drill, but it works here. –Jimmy Alvarado (Rockin’ Bones)


PERVERTS, THE:
In Yer Ear: CDEP
There are bands that I don't really care for that I wish no harm. The Perverts are one such band. They're just boring. They play bar rock with a reverby guitar and a '50s pop lean. Mostly, it sounds like these guys are doing chores. Not even the line, "I wanna fuck your mom but I don't want to be your dad," can save it. Pass. –Todd Taylor (No address)


PERVERTS, THE:
In Yer Ear: CDEP
There are bands that I don’t really care for that I wish no harm. The Perverts are one such band. They’re just boring. They play bar rock with a reverby guitar and a ‘50s pop lean. Mostly, it sounds like these guys are doing chores. Not even the line, “I wanna fuck your mom but I don’t want to be your dad,” can save it. Pass. –Todd Taylor (No Address)


PERVZ, THE:
Self-titled: 7” EP
When you hear a name like the Pervz, you tend not to expect much from ‘em, so it is one helluva shock when the needle hits the groove and you get rocked outta your boots. When you procure a copy of this hunk of wax, rest assured you’re getting four solid tunes that sonically fall smack dab in the middle of the “Western Triangle” of punk – part Northwest Dirtnap ‘77 update, part SF “‘77 by way of ‘66” trash punk update, and part ‘80s Hostage thug beach pop update. The songs are ultra-catchy and sure to drop the jaws of anyone within hearing distance. Neato die-cut cover, too.  –Jimmy Alvarado (Wood Shampoo)


PERVZ, THE:
Pieces of You: 7"
Saw this band recently and I was probably the only one impressed with this Las Vegas trio. They had the terrible option of opening to a total of six people, but they rocked harder than anyone on the bill that night. That took a lot of cajones to do. They play punk that is equal parts Dead Boys and Iggy Pop from the past, to modern day bands like the Stitches or the Briefs. When you see them live you expect you are going to hear a Green Day cover band because of how young they look. But before you blink, they kick you in the groin to bring you back to reality and rock you a new hole. –Donofthedead (Wood Shampoo)


PESD:
Politikarepoizonekurvae: LP
Truly interesting release that reminds me of Ministry and KMFDM. Featuring members from two legendary punk bands out of Poland, the guitarist from Post Regiment and the singer from Tragedia. Industrial drum beats with gloomy synths and keyboard sounds that create moody layered waves of tension. They also throw a lot of fast punk parts into the mix to bring in the aggressive factor. Vocals are delivered in a yelled fashion and sound like both artists participate in the barrage of verbiage. Lyrics that I believe are in the Polish language and translated for the dumb American for convenience. This is exciting to hear this type of sound coming from a couple of punks. It shows that instead of playing by the rules of genres, they want to also explore the possibilities of what can be made. The end product is a masterful and intriguing mixture of guitars and electronics that is nowhere close to being horrible techno dance music. This release should peak the interest of those who sometimes want something different from the norm. –Donofthedead (Prank)


PESTS, THE:
Misdirection: LP
Seventies style power pop from the Twenty-first Century. Meaning, today, the here and now. Listening to this, I get mental pictures of Sunset Blvd. from thirty years ago, girls in short shorts, feathered hair, and Sixteen magazine. “Can’t Keep Myself Straight,” which opens this, is the choice cut. Good tempo and drive. “Leaving Home” is a nice little burner with a quick bouncy rhythm. Solid listen. –Matt Average (Static Impulse, www.staticimpulserecords.com)


PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Alien Pubduction: CD
A reissue of PTTB’s most recent release here, dating from 1998, I believe. On the whole, it’s a pretty middle-of-the-road affair, not quite achieving greatness, but not quite wallowing in the netherworld of god-awfulness, either. I kept waiting for those patented guitar leads to thwack me over the noggin’, and they did make appearances here and there, but they never quite delivered the coup de grace. Let’s hope the next one gives me a right proper beating. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Alien Pubduction: CD
A reissue of PTTB’s most recent release here, dating from 1998, I believe. On the whole, it’s a pretty middle-of-the-road affair, not quite achieving greatness, but not quite wallowing in the netherworld of god-awfulness, either. I kept waiting for those patented guitar leads to thwack me over the noggin’, and they did make appearances here and there, but they never quite delivered the coup de grace. Let’s hope the next one gives me a right proper beating. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER & THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Schwein Lake Live: CD
A reissue of the band’s second live album, recorded in Munich on their 1995 tour for the Supermodels album. Lotsa classic tracks here done all nice and purty and the band sounds great. Of note are particularly good versions of “Blown Out Again” and “Spirit of Keith Moon.”
–Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Loud Blaring Punk Rock: CD
Loud Blaring Punk Rock: CDTheir third album sees PTTB taking a step backward from the complexity of “Mating Sounds of South American Frogs” and instead nicking another band’s set and adding some of their oldies, all in an apparent attempt to ride the wave of good press surrounding them at the time by keeping the releases coming. The results are for the most part good, with some classic tracks that live up to the album’s title and only a few clunkers. Although it was recorded later, the stuff here is more akin to Banned from the Pubs than The Jinx, so if you’re looking for their more poppy stuff, you’re better off picking up the next in the series of reissues, Soberphobia. For those of you who don’t give a toss about dynamics and hooks and just want some good, old-fashioned punk rock, you couldn’t ask for more –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Loud Blaring Punk Rock: CD
Their third album sees PTTB taking a step backward from the complexity of “Mating Sounds of South American Frogs” and instead nicking another band’s set and adding some of their oldies, all in an apparent attempt to ride the wave of good press surrounding them at the time by keeping the releases coming. The results are for the most part good, with some classic tracks that live up to the album’s title and only a few clunkers. Although it was recorded later, the stuff here is more akin to Banned from the Pubs than The Jinx, so if you’re looking for their more poppy stuff, you’re better off picking up the next in the series of reissues, Soberphobia. For those of you who don’t give a toss about dynamics and hooks and just want some good, old-fashioned punk rock, you couldn’t ask for more. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
The Mating Sounds of South American Frogs: CD
Strange how some albums can bring back a flood of memories and moods in flashes, much like smells sometimes do. This, like Husker Du’s New Day Rising (hell, who am I kidding? Change that to all of Husker’s releases), reminds me of long ago summers. Flashes of long won (and lost) fights, lost loves, my younger brother putting this on for the first time in my aunt’s basement in Spokane and feeling cheated ’cause it wasn’t as “hard” as Banned form the Pubs and then having it turn into one of the most played albums in the collection throughout the '80s, driving around in a big-ass car covered from roof to tires with assorted graffiti just begging to get pulled over by a pig looking for someone to fuck with, and long-ago gigs in long forgotten backyards are all tied to the songs contained on this, the band’s second album. Like Husker Du, this album is up to its eyeballs in hooks and catchy guitar bits (maybe not as overdriven, densely packed and played as Bob Mould’s famous noodling, but there nonetheless), yet manages to maintain more than enough edge to leave no doubt in the listener’s mind that this is a punk rock record made by a decidedly punk band. Lyrically, this ain’t the Clash or anything, but Peter does get his point across succinctly and the music is so damn good that it doesn’t really matter in the long run. My only gripe is that the album version of “Blown Out Again” has been deleted and the single version included twice. Aside from that, no complaints from this end of the world. Easily one of the best punk records ever released. Consider this mandatory listening, kiddies. –Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Soberphobia: CD

I remember not liking this album much back when it first came out. My biggest gripe back then was that the intensity that fueled Mating Sounds of South American Frogs was largely absent, leaving some lackluster pop songs with a tinge of a punk edge. While I think that assessment might’ve been a little harsh, I still don’t think, fifteen years later, I was that far off the mark. It’s very true that there’s a decided lack of “oomph” to the proceedings and some of the tracks here are obviously filler, but there are some good songs to be found here as well, most notably “Keys to the City” and “Spirit of Keith Moon,” either of which almost make this worth the green and the inclusion of assorted B-sides and live tracks, however, further sweeten the deal considerably.

–Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES:
Supermodels: CD

More straightforward in approach than Soberphobia, this has more balls while still managing to keep their trademark repetitive guitar leads and poppy hooks intact. While not quite as crucial as their earlier material, there’s some mighty fine work to be found here, especially “Let’s Do Lunch,” which I’d love to blast full bore out the window of the building in downtown Los Angeles where I work. Good listening.

–Jimmy Alvarado (Captain Oi)


PETER J. WOODS:
Creation Death Machine: CD
Hums. Distant snippets of noise. Quiet feedback low in the mix, way in the back, very calm. And then these GIGANTIC WHITEHOT BLASTS OF FUCKING FEEDBACK when you’re least expecting it. Then some guy muttering and yelling, his voice heavily distorted. Nothing else, just this guy yelling. Then presumably the same guy yelling terrible poetry about “remaining cold” with the sound of a record skipping in the background. And we’re hardly into track two, folks. It’s admittedly spooky and atmospheric at times, but those huge bursts of feedback—so much louder than the rest of the material– just make Creation Death Machine more irritating than anything else. By the time it got to the point where the guy was just making loogey-hawking sounds over and over again, I turned it off. –Keith Rosson (Maxcorp)


PETER STUBB:
Selected Cuts Vol. 1: LP
Imagine making a casserole from equal parts G.G. Allin, a sidewalk performer with an acoustic guitar, and the underbelly of backwoods Georgia. Mix well and serve it up half-baked and you’ll essentially have this record. Primarily a discography of previous cassette releases (or so it seems), parts of this record are really entertaining and parts are really sort of crappy. But I liked it enough that I’d listen to it again—the closest, I believe, that I can come to an accurate comparison would be that this is kind of like Beck meets Antiseen. –The Lord Kveldulfr (Family Night)


PETIT VODO:
A Little Big Pig with a Pink Lonely Heart: CD
I went back and forth with this ‘un, one moment praising its inspired brilliance, and the next railing against the self-indulgent crap that it is. What’s it sound like? Imagine the Butthole Surfers as a French one-man band with an overt swamp blues influence. What’s the ultimate verdict? It has its moments. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.chez.comlollipoprecords)


PETROLEUM BY-PRODUCT:
Superficial/Artificial: LP
Petroleum By-Product is a synth-driven punk band. Their album Superficial/Artificial is surprisingly solid—influenced by all the right people: Nervous Gender, Screamers, Wall Of Voodoo, etc. There’s playfulness with Petroleum By-Product; a sort of B-52’s take on the vapidness of daily life in consumer culture. It’s reinforced vocally by girl group-style call and response in the vein of Fred Schneider/Wilson and Pierson, recalling the halcyon days of planned obsolescence (see the late ‘50s/early ‘60s). It should go without saying that you can dance to this record. The cover art is amazing, too. –Ryan Leach (Mona Mona, myspace.com/petroleumbyproduct)


PETS, THE:
Sticky Situations b/w Never Ask for Help: 7”
An ex FM-Knives guy and two other dudes step into the power pop arena and the results have flashes of the fantastic—of Cheap Trick, of The Gain, of Top Ten—but their cheerleader’s kicks aren’t as high, nor are their chops as Bruce Lee, throat-collapsing as any of the four aforementioned bands at their best. Humble suggestion: cut the lengths, cut the repetition, slightly higher voltage battery in the guitars. There’s a good seed in there. –Todd Taylor (Sweet Rot)


PETS, THE:
Let's Go: 7"
The pile of power pop bands has been growing at a rapid and disturbing rate as of late. Reissues of material by the Fast Cars and Pointed Sticks have lead scores of skinny twenty-somethings to purchase Rickenbachers and try their hands at writing hook-laden, mid-tempo songs that would make Eric Carmen proud. Some are successful, most come off looking and sounding like gigantic pussies. The Pets fall into the successful category and are at the absolute top of the power pop heap. This single, their fourth (fifth?) and best, continues their string of highest quality pop releases. Good time music that will put a smile on your face. The Pets knack for writing deceptively simple pop tunes is rivaled only by the Fevers. If songs this good and “easy” were so simple to write, how come more bands can’t do it? Party single of the summer! –Josh Benke (Douchemaster)


PEYOTES, LOS:
Cavernicola: CD
Their Myspace page says they’re from Argentina, so I’m not sure why the CD says “Garage-A-Go-Go-Tex-Mex,” but it doesn’t really change the fact that what they’re dishin’ out is loud, fuzzed ‘60s garage slop, right down to two Sonics covers. I’ve definitely heard better, but they ain’t all that bad on the whole, and I liked the fact they sound like they’re totally into what they’re doing. –Jimmy Alvarado (No Fun)


PEZZ:
With Everything We Got: CD
Take a hearty dollop of pent-up youthful aggression, add an emotional swirl of spiritual conviction, and then top it all off with a durable display of spunky and punky indie rock freneticism; there ya have the colorfully eclectic sonic stirrings of Pezz. It’s a diverse and exuberant flurry of spectacular skin-tingling sounds that caused me to fitfully bounce my head around and around while excitedly tapping my toes to the consistently up-tempo rhythms. Some of the songs are as fast, furious, and frantic as a whirling out-of-control, full-force roar of unstoppable tornadic activity; others are mellow, melancholic, and deeply profound. “Broke in Two” is raucously reminiscent of Social Distortion’s early bravado-laden output, but “Voices in the Wilderness” is a spirited burst of pure reggae splendor that'd make Bob Marley enthusiastically toss his natty dreadlocked mane from side-to-side while proudly grinning ear to ear. Indeed, this indescribably life-altering disc is as musically disparate as it gets! Pezz sure know how to thoroughly coat a man’s soul in everlasting fuzziness, by golly gosh. –Roger Moser Jr. (Soul Is Cheap)


PG-13S, THE:
Get Back: 7"
No surprises here: Is there any chance in hell that a band named the PG-13s is not gonna be pop punk? Semi-snotty vocals, a song called “Winona,” and a bass player named Ska Jeff—you make the call. Not any better or worse than most other bands of this style, but not nearly as good as, say, the Manges. This single has a download card for digital representation. Good, solid pop punk. If you dig the Riptides, Vapids, Copyrights, etc., you will want to be all over this Canadian pop punk group from Ottawa. –Mike Frame (Merman)


PG. 99:
Document 5: CD
Hardcore blended with grind, overflowing with an unrelenting tense energy. The music is thunderous, explosive, abrasive, and a million other “brutal” adjectives. Maybe you could throw a “yee-ouch” in there as well, but let’s not sink to that level. Through all the fury they manage to throw in these near serene moments that all somehow fit perfectly in the scheme of things. “Hotel Nevada1982” and “Comedy for Christ” are a couple of standouts on a pretty much flawless album. –Matt Average (Reptilian Records)


PHANTOM FAMILY HALO / MEAH!:
Split: 7"
This is some beautiful packaging. I like the pictures on both sides of the record cover, although they are very different (aside from the color) from one another. It’s a great purple color; it’s like a DumDum lollipop or (of course) a crayon. Love the insert from Sophomore Lounge Records. It’s a real photograph (I think!) of a forest with the sun breaking in a misty shine through the trees, and the color of the light is this mauve/deep pink /purple color; I think it looks nice with the pictures on the front and back covers. There is a list of releases printed out and glued to the back of the photo; it is great, very nice. I also like the band insert, with two different but cool photos on nice, thick cardstock. The record itself is this gorgeous baby blue / periwinkle color with nice artwork on the inside circle. All and all, really excellent packaging! On to the music, well the Phantom Family Halo cover of “Hurricane Fighter Plane” I totally love. I actually remember a different cover of this song, done originally by The Red Crayola in 1966, by Alien Sex Fiend, from when I was a wee lass. Needless to say, it sounds completely different than the version done here by Phantom Family Halo, a band from Kentucky. I have never heard the original, but I can hear some ‘60s in the way the singer from Phantom sings it (by the way, the info about The Red Crayola on Wikipedia is worth checking out, it says: “This is a band that was paid ten dollars to stop a performance in Berkeley. If Berkeley’s not having it, you know you’re in for rough sledding.” Ha!), and I would definitely like to hear the original. This version I really like, it’s kinda hypnotic. The singer sounds like he’s mellow and very suave, but actually also a little weird and creepy. I found it to be dangerously enticing. There are awesome guitar (or something!) effects in the middle of the song; it sounds like ravenous seagulls swooping around in the dead of night. Favorite line: “Takes me to the sky above, To the clouds of love.” Meah!, on the reverse side, I am still undecided about. At first listen, there is a little too much going on. Vocally I can hear Blood Bros., Tom Waits, Black Eyes, and some kind of rap / hip hop style. There’s a part in the first song where a child is speaking and I wasn’t into that. The second song I liked better. Easy and nonchalant at first, it later breaks into a more dance punk type of style. Again a lot of Blood Bros. in that one. I wouldn’t have minded a more consistent tempo—not that I don’t like to mix it up, it’s just that sometimes I like to get in a mood. Prominent quirky bass and scratchy guitar. I’ll listen to it more. Overall, very excited about this release. –Jennifer Federico (Sophomore Lounge, sophomoreloungerecords.com)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Random Hymns: 12" EP
Noisy white vinyl 12” five-song 45 here. It sounds like industrial music to me, but I know this band is beloved in the garage gone art world. Fans of Lost Sounds, Butthole Surfers, and noisy grindcore will find a lot to like here. –Mike Frame (Hungry Eye)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Random Hymns: CDEP
Way too fuckin’ short for my taste, but any new material from one of the best punk/death rock bands on the planet is more than appreciated. Their sound is all mohawked clowns wreaking havoc in the midst of one truly wicked fucking carnival. Mr. Dark in Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes would no doubt be cranking this up to eleven. If by some fluke you’ve managed to miss hearing anything by these guys, I suggest you rectify the situation immediately. –Jimmy Alvarado (GSL)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Random Hymns: 12" EP
Noisy white vinyl 12” five-song 45 here. It sounds like industrial music to me, but I know this band is beloved in the garage gone art world. Fans of Lost Sounds, Butthole Surfers, and noisy grindcore will find a lot to like here. –Mike Frame (Hungry Eye)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Accept the Juice / Whole Loto Love: CD + DVD
My unabashed admiration for this band’s synth-pumped, psychotic circus punk has been well documented, and my belief that punk rock is worse off with their passing is heartfelt. What these kids were doing was reveling in the same alluring creativity, unpredictability, and, yes, sense of danger that allowed those first few waves of punk to fuck up so many lives. They were a band to get genuinely excited about, and I’m gonna spend the rest of my life kicking myself in the ass for not seein’ ‘em when I had the chance. I guess they figured there were quite a few fans as dumb as I, so in addition to a disc’s worth of singles tracks, remixes, and live cuts—all of which are friggin’ choice, I might add—they’ve seen fit to include a DVD filled with live footage of the band wreaking bloody, occasionally disrobed, havoc on unsuspecting audiences. This one’s a definite must-have for any collection. –Jimmy Alvarado (Alternative Tentacles)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Applied Ignorance: CD
Wild, psychotic, goth merry-go-round calliope punk. I realize that doesn’t sound like a particularly attractive description, but I dare anyone one of you reading this to listen to this and honestly tell me that it doesn’t sound just like that. It rocks in ways not heard too often since the Screamers called it a day 20 years ago, to boot. If I had the feria, I’d buy and mail copies to every punker in the US who has ever even entertained the idea of starting a band. See, this is how original, creative and flat-out good things can get with a little imagination and a desire not to sound like everyone else. Beyond recommended. –Jimmy Alvarado (Alternative Tentacles)


PHANTOM LIMBS:
Displacement: CD
I may have said it before, but if Hell has an amusement park, these guys hafta be responsible for the merry-go-round music. Claustrophobic, gloomy, intense, and oddly catchy these boys are, infusing their tunes with just enough art to throw things outta whack but not so much that it dilutes the rock. Reminds me of all the things I love about punk and have kept me listening to it for twenty-four years. –Jimmy Alvarado (Alternative Tentacles)


PHANTOM ROCKERS:
On the Loose: CD
It’s the return of the Phantom Rockers. Twenty years of standard psycho fare and the song remains the same: schizophrenia, mutants, boogiemen, jungles, psychos and king rockers. The new line up includes musicians from Kim Lenz, Atomic Fiends and Sick City Daggers. Unfortunately, uninspiring and unremarkable. –Jessica Thiringer (Split 7)


PHANTOM ROCKERS:
20 Years and Still Kicking: CD
Sorry, folks. Errors encountered: “No Disc in Drive” at home and “Check Disc” in the car. Includes Tombstone Records standards like “Rottin’ in My Coffin,” “Demon Lover” and “Psycho Sluts.” Two previously unreleased tracks on this thirty-three track double disc spanning 1988-2006. –Jessica Thiringer (SOS)


PHANTOM TONES, THE:
Entitled Nameless: CD
Finnish rock'n'roll, dude. –Jimmy Alvarado (Hiljaiset Levyt, PO Box 211, 33201 Tampere, Finland)


PHANTOM TONES, THE :
Entitled Nameless: CD
Finnish rock'n'roll, dude. –Jimmy Alvarado (Hiljaiset Levyt)


PHANTOM.357:
Roadhouse Nightmare: CD
The guys in Phantom.357 are pretty cocky. They think they can just break the rules and release a CD in a DVD case. Well, that shit may fly in China, but not here in the United States. We like to have all our CDs in jewel cases. Roadhouse nightmare? Pfff. I’m more concerned with the organizational nightmare that would be created if bands decided willy nilly how to package their CDs. How the hell would I organize my collection if half the bands I listened to put stuff out in jewel cases and then the rest put stuff out in dirty socks and shoeboxes and whatever else they felt like stuffing their CDs into? Creativity be damned! My CD shelf is designed for certain shapes and sizes! And no, just because you put rad pulp art on the cover and fill the CD up with catchy old school punk—so old school that I thought I had accidentally popped in my DIY: The Modern World CD – doesn’t mean you don’t have to play by the rules. –MP Johnson (Self-released, myspace.com/phantom357)


PHARMACY, THE:
Two Small Armies: 7"
The kids in the pop punk outfit the Pharmacy kind of come off as sweet, like unicorns with sparkly manes and tails. What’s closer to the truth is more like undead unicorns with razor sharp teeth feeding on the flesh of the living, spewing out Devo-ish and Starvations-inspired pop noise like showers of blood. Fans of their epic live shows can now feed off of three killer new songs and an impressive new version of “Two Small Armies.” Recommended for fans of good, catchy punk and shotgunning beers with your friends in the back of parking lots. –Comrade Bree (Don’t Stop Believin’)


PHARMACY, THE:
Abominable: 7”EP
I swear I’m not a violent guy. But do you ever get the feeling when listening to a band that you could beat all of their songs up just for fun? That the songs are like cotton candy being made right in front of you with every spin of the record? The curious thing about The Pharmacy is that I want to treat their songs like a younger sibling; protect their actions a little, even though I don’t quite understand their curious ways. If you can imagine the non-sweater-vest-preachy bits to The Weakerthans mixed in with the light-but-tricky pop of XTC, or a contender for the soundtrack to The Royal Tenenbaums, you’d get a feeling of The Pharmacy. Not what I normally listen to, but they’re pleasant, and I can’t deny that my head bopped along to their songs. –Todd Taylor (Tic Tac Totally)


PHARMACY, THE:
Two Small Armies: 7"
The kids in the pop punk outfit the Pharmacy kind of come off as sweet, like unicorns with sparkly manes and tails. What’s closer to the truth is more like undead unicorns with razor sharp teeth feeding on the flesh of the living, spewing out Devo-ish and Starvations-inspired pop noise like showers of blood. Fans of their epic live shows can now feed off of three killer new songs and an impressive new version of “Two Small Armies.” Recommended for fans of good, catchy punk and shotgunning beers with your friends in the back of parking lots. –Comrade Bree (Don’t Stop Believin’)


PHARMACY, THE:
B.F.F.: CD
Spook rock with synth that would fit nicely on a bill wedged between the Starvations and the Lost Sounds, and that would be a show I wouldn’t want to miss. –Megan Pants (Don’t Stop Believin)


PHARMACY, THE:
Abominable: 7”
Indie rocked-out pop in the same form that Zolof The Rock n’ Roll Destroyer once took on. Female vocals, keyboards in the mix, and lots of sugary pop sounds. There’s no going halfway on this one. It’s either totally your thing or you’re going to hate it. –Dave Disorder (Tic Tac Totally, tictactotally.com)


PHENOMENAUTS, THE:
For All Mankind: CD
This CD comes in complicatedly folded cardboard sleeve that turns into a rocket ship. It’s pretty cool, but a major pain in the ass to fold back together afterwards. I recommend you slip the CD into a spare jewel case or something. There was also a cool die cut Phenomenauts pin that came with the CD. Musically, the Phenomenauts are best described as “space cadet rockabilly pop punk.” This could be a mess, except that the Phenomenauts actually write great, catchy, songs, continuing the excellence of their previous album Re-Entry. Having also seen them live several times, I can say that they are a genuinely mind blowing experience that shouldn’t be missed. This is the perfect music for cruising your ‘50s-era spaceship to the malt shop and flirting with cute aliens. Since the Groovie Ghoulies are no more (although Kepi is still going strong solo), I would say that the Phenomenauts are tied with Gogol Bordello for the best pure fun punk band around right now. –Adrian (Silver Sprocket)


PHENOMS, THE:
Home Brain Surgery Kit: CD-R
So many bands are afraid of The Rock. They won’t let it be just that simple. There has to be some sort of outside influence. Then there are the traditionalists, those who make no apologies for walking a well-tread path, but with their own defined steps. This is where The Phenoms come in. Straight-forward, no frills rock’n’roll. No apology, and no reason for one. It’s just plain old rock’n’roll, but they make every song their own, and they do it well, which is why they have chances to share the stage with bands ranging from Pegboy, The New Bomb Turks, and Guitar Wolf to Link Wray. –Megan Pants (Beercan)


PHOBIA/SKRUPEL:
Split: CD
Man, where do I start on this one? Okay, remember the first Terminator movie? At the very beginning—where there’s this insanely desolate, ruined, metal-scarred wasteland, with various robots patrolling the ground while weird flying machines skim across the sky? Okay. This is the record those robots would be jamming on to get pumped up before going out to seriously shrapnel some human ass. There are fifteen tracks, and I’m pretty convinced the whole album could’ve easily fit on a 7”, if that gives you a little peek into the inner workings of this record. Skrupel’s from Germany and they just get in, sever a limb or two, and jet. The song “Human Freakout” consists of the lyrical jewels, “Feeling so fashionably freaky / Is that all that matters in your worthless life / You deserve to suffer.” That’s the song right there. Phobia’s best? I’m torn between “Death To Pigs”: “Death to pigs with severed heads.” (But guys, aren’t they already dead? If their heads are severed, I mean? Or did you mean to put a comma between ‘pigs’ and ‘with’? Or do you even know?) or “Macho Man In Denile”: “Your a fucking homophobe / And that I despite / You really want to take it up the ass / And that’s alright.” Atrocious spelling/grammatical errors aside, I find it stunning that Skrupel’s English-is-probably-a-second-language lyrics are on par, if not more articulate, than Phobia’s, who are from California. Still, Phobia fares slightly better because they’ve got the “Ruuuh-ruuh-RUUUUUH!” deep-voiced dude, but they’ve also got a high-pitched guy who sings like a Fraggle getting a sans-anesthesia colonoscopy, which is always nice to hear. The whole album’s pretty much one big blast beat with a few slower parts tossed in. Yet another shining example of bands who have the balls to put emaciated corpses and nuclear explosions on their record and then don’t do jack shit, lyrically or otherwise, to back it up. But at least they’ve got tattoos, right? –Keith Rosson (Crimes Against Humanity)


PHOENIX FOUNDATION, THE:
We Need to Make Some Changes: little CDEP
Early Johnny Cougar fronting The Church over a severely muted Hot Water Music. Hearts seem in the right place, but it’s too pretty and heart-on-sleeve-y for my tastes. “Rain gives me a reason to stay inside”? Yerks. I like lyrics, and music, more crucial and less mired in excuses and paralysis. The last song is completely acoustic and skirts way too close to emo for my CD player to continue operating.  –Todd Taylor (Snuffy Smile)


PHOENIX FOUNDATION, THE:
These Days: CD
First off, this record label is called Newest Industry, which is a Hüsker Dü song. The Newest Industry logo is a spoof of the Hüsker Dü logo. So who does the Phoenix Foundation sound like? Gee, I wonder. The songs aren’t as good or nearly as diverse, but the basic ingredients are there. The songs don’t sound tired or boring at all even though they all go at about the same tempo, but for the most part, they’re another band that is right on the edge of being great. I have the same problem with Gunmoll: some of their songs are spot on, but they never quite explode all over the place. Hopefully, this isn’t the last we’ll hear from this band. –Not Josh –Guest Contributor (Newest Industry)


PHOENIX FOUNDATION,THE:
Falling: CD
I yawned fourteen times listening to this CD. It’s not that these guys are horrible; they are just uninspiring. It’s roots rock melodious punk. Their label is from Finland, so maybe this is a new thing there, but I doubt it. I did enjoy a song or two that could’ve been a Lucero riff. I didn’t break out my guitar to check, but I have a feeling they use the same chord progressions on at least half the songs. The lyrics are nothing to gaze at with wonderment either. Mix things up a little; diversity is the spice of life. –Buttertooth (Combat Rock Industry)


PHOENIX THUNDERSTONE:
Under the Covers: 7"
Side one is a Johnny Cash cover and side two is an Adam Ant cover. Both sound like they were recorded underwater. –Jimmy Alvarado (Transparent, 6759 Transparent Drive, Clarkston, MI 48346)


PHOTOBOOTH:
Da Me Tus Besos: EP
At first I thought these guys were from Europe, instead of San Francisco (ex-FM Knives, and Mothballs). There’s something about their sound that is a bit more free than how U.S. bands play it. Jangley garage pop that’s a tad raw and unrefined, and that’s where their sound has strength. The drums crash and rumble, the guitars go heryky jerky and a little chirpy, and the rhythms are catchy and even danceable. “Da Me Tus Besos” may be the A-side, but the two songs, “You,” and “3 In The Morning,” on the flip are more upbeat and driven. No complaints, really. You’re not going to lose with any of the songs on here. –Matt Average (Daggerman)


PHOTOS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
If the press one-sheet that came with this is any indication, these guys fancied themselves the U.K. answer to Blondie, which I reckon is not too far off the mark, if that’s the only reference they had available at the time. For my money, though, they sounded like the Brit counterpart to East L.A.’s The Brat, who in their prime were contemporaries of the Photos when they originally released this album. Both bands were much more streamlined, tighter, faster, and to the point in their pop, with more of the punk engine (the band’s core is the remnants of cult punk darlings Satan’s Rats) that got them going in evidence than Blondie had by that time. Although the pop can get a wee bit sticky-sweet in some places here, they’re really something when they put it in overdrive and just rock. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.cherryred.co.uk)


PI:
Plethora: CD
Ranchero punk! Or maybe Norteńo punk… possibly cumbia punk? I probably would have to ask my parents to be sure. Either way, this is awesome. Probably one of the best party albums I’ve heard in a long while. Also, this finally fulfills my longstanding wish of hearing a band do something like this, with the extra plus that it doesn’t suck. In fact, quite the opposite. Get a fast punk band, add an accordion, get them to do polkas (“Polka Time”) and some ballads (“Love Taco”) and a taste for Tex-Mex music, and you have this band. That sounds like a recipe for a novelty disaster, and in the hands of a lesser band it might be, but these guys pull it off. “Cantina” and “Campesino” are some rippers that could start off both a rowdy backyard BBQ full of either punk rockers or my extended family from New Mexico. The mix of good ol’ anarcho style Spanish and English lyrics in the mix on songs like “Suckcess” and “Maquilapolis” is a nice touch tambien. Also, the title of the album has to be a reference to Three Amigos and who didn’t like that movie? This gets thumbs up all around and my seal of approval. –Adrian (Saustex, saustexmedia.com)


PICTURE FRAME SEDUCTION:
Sex War: CD
I guess I’m not down with UK Punk ’82. I mean, I never got drunk with them, so I’m not among the ones they thank. They up the punk by writing songs about stuff like war and crap, then write about sex. In the same song. I know, I was floored, too. –Megan Pants (Cult Jam)


PICTURE FRAME SEDUCTION:
Sex War: CD
Picture Frame Seduction are a UK punk/oi band from the ‘80s. The album Sex War contains eleven new songs and nine bonus live tracks recorded at the UK Punk All-Dayer. The music is fast and hard, with quick drum beats and bass riffs that scream savage skill. “UK 82” is a catchy song that plucks at your musical bone with a fierce bass intro that leads into a classic skinhead sing-along circle pit song. Many songs discuss politics, with a heavy focus on the war and current U.S. politics, with song titles such as “Blair Bush Project” and a lot of album art of Bush and war. At times, the lyrics are elementary and not incredibly impressive like in the song, “Spit or Swallow” with lyrics like “Who should they follow/Spit or swallow” repeated multiple times in a long song. The live portion of the CD displays the band’s ferocious playing speed and ability to start a circle pit. Fans of UK punk, especially the Exploited and GBH, will most likely embrace this CD with open arms. –Jenny Moncayo (Cult Jam)


PICTURE FRAME SEDUCTION / TRUE SOUNDS OF THE REVOLUTION:
Skateboarding Down Merlins Hill with Penny Harry: CD
This is kind of a split disc where you have the “Old Guard” and the “Young Upstarts.” In this case, both bands are from Wales. Picture Frame Seduction kicks it off. They’ve been around since the ‘80s and you can tell in their UK82 “charged hair and bullet belt” style. In 2008 it’s still sounding good. True Sounds Of The Revolution are the teenage band here, but they definitely sound more experienced that that. Though they have the same style as PFS, there is a slightly more youthful urgency to their songs. They’re more raw. Both bands here are worth checking out. –Ty Stranglehold (Cult Jam)


PIDGEON:
From Gutter with Love: CD
Discordant, disjoined noise. These songs try to have an expansive sweep, but wind up sounding like a mess of screamed and crooned vocals, mismatched instrumentation, and misguided attempts at swooning shoegaze—it’s a bit like combining the worst excesses of early 1990s indie bands with none of the melodies or artistic conceits that made any of them interesting. Rapidly shifting between styles really doesn’t make the music more dynamic or engaging—it just makes this album a stylistic, inconsistent, and incoherent mess. –Puckett (Absolutely Kosher)


PIEBALD:
All Ears, All Eyes, All the Time: CD
You know, I could say that this record makes “She’s Like the Wind” by Patrick Swayze sound like “Whole Lotta Rosie,” but I don’t think anybody who listens to this band has ever heard “Whole Lotta Rosie.” Thanks for the jewel case, though. –Josh (Side One Dummy)


PIEDMONT CHARISMA:
Piedmont Charisma: CD
Sweet merciful Christ. Here’s the recipe: combine equal parts The Faint with annoying synth-poppers from the early 1980s – clone The Thompson Twins and Soft Cell to make sure the mix is right – then blend until smooth. Drink. Approximately fifteen minutes later, you will feel a pressure in your bowels and after rushing to the toilet to relieve yourself, you will find this record floating in the bowl. Do yourself a favor and flush without retrieving it.
–Puckett (Slave)


PIG DESTROYER:
Phantom Limb: CD
The name conjures up images of a butcher slicing some bacon off a meaty hog’s ass, but in reality it’s code word for “Cop Killer.” So, somewhere Tracy Morrow, or Ice T, as he likes to be called, is happy his message wasn’t wasted. Even though he plays a cop on television... But, as ridiculous as that is, it still isn’t as ridiculous to me as grindcore. I know these guys are talented n’ shit, but goddamn, this music is for kids dressed up like wizards throwing twenty-sided dice. I could have maximum hit points and total charisma and I still wouldn’t know what the fuck this guy is saying. Probably something about cutting up his girlfriend, but I couldn’t care less. –Dave Disorder (Relapse)


PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS:
The Power of Beef: CD
Wow, there's more chugga-chugga metal in their sound here than I remember them having. If my mind is playing tricks on me and I have blocked out the fact that this is what they sounded like back in the '80s, I am flabbergasted that they never managed to break into the Sunset Strip scene all them years ago so Michael could assume his throne as the "King of L.A." –Jimmy Alvarado (Go Kart)


PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS:
The Power of Beef: CD
Wow, there’s more chugga-chugga metal in their sound here than I remember them having. If my mind is playing tricks on me and I have blocked out the fact that this is what they sounded like back in the ‘80s, I am flabbergasted that they never managed to break into the Sunset Strip scene all them years ago so Michael could assume his throne as the “King of L.A.” –Jimmy Alvarado (Go Kart)


PIGS:
Illuminati House Party: LP
Heavy stuff here. But it’s not all doom and thud. This is a good mix of straight-up rock, with songs like “Population Control” and “Hard Lovin’ Van,” and then they give you stuff like “The Call,” which is in the realm of Sabbath and Sleep. But the crčme de la crčme is the Sabbath-inspired riff godhead “Lurch,” which is so undeniably good it requires a couple more listens before moving on to the next song. Then you get the epic “Taser Trilogy,” which is, as the title suggests, a three-part instrumental jam. At points this stuff reminds me of mid- to late-’80s SST output: jam heavy and out of left field. Would love to see these guys live. This record comes packaged in a foldout, two-color screen printed cover, along with a CD-R of the album to listen to in the car. Fuck yeah! –Matt Average (Sugar Mountain, sugarmountain@gmail.com)


PIGS ON ICE / POSSIBLE FATHERS:
Split: Cassette
Let’s say you happened to be having a BBQ, and your house backed up to a hospital filled with mental patients. What if those patients somehow escaped and climbed over your fence because your burgers smelled real good? This is what you would put on your boom box by the grill. I think they would really enjoy both band’s efforts. –Sean Koepenick (Multiverse)


PIGS, THE:
Oink!: CD
…when i first saw that this was on a label called “Disturbing Music,” i immediately assumed that that meant “Disturbing Records”—house organ of Chicago’s The Cunts (occasionally “The C*nts”) for like the last twenty years or so—and that the Pigs were some manner of post-Cunt or perhaps merely Cunt-affiliated project, which had me contemplating their competent yet unincisive Oingo Boingo/Skafish-isms in an entirely different manner than i was forced to contemplate them in once i found out Disturbing Records and Disturbing Music are two wholly unrelated entities. In this case, i can only ask the listener to compare Oingo Boingo’s Only a Lad to the wholly unoriginal by comparison (yet still, musically, in the same ballpark) Stand Back, then ask thyself if thee thinketh that Geoff Westen of The Pigs will ever be writing the score for Batman movies like Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo. One thinketh not. Decent record though. BEST SONG: “Saturday Night,” because it doesn’t sound like Oingo Boingo OR Skafish, it sounds like the Kings! The Kings are Here, binch! BEST SONG TITLE: “Saturday Night,” because it sounds like the Bay City Rollers! The Bay City Rollers are Here, binch! FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Danny Elfman sucks, and don’t those keyboards at the beginning of “Saturday Night” sound frighteningly like those of REO Speedwagon’s “Ridin’ The Storm Out”??? –Rev. Norb (Disturbing Music)


PILLOW OF WRONGNESS:
Music from Little Pink: CD
Adequate, yet uneventful poppy rock music. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.pillowofwrongness.com)


PILLOW OF WRONGNESS:
Music from Little Pink: CD
Adequate, yet uneventful poppy rock music. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.pillowofwrongness.com)


PILLOWFIGHTS, THE:
Demo: CD-R
Pop punk that’s of a more modern style than mid-‘90s rehashes. Overall, it sounded like the self-titled Lifetime record with Unlovables-style vocals. This demo also has a bunch of different stuff, ranging from songs that were recorded in a decent studio to some off a cell phone. I like it. And I haven’t seen for myself, but I hear they actually have pillow fights at their shows. If so, that rules. –Joe Evans III (Self-released)


PILLOWFIGHTS, THE:
Round 1: CD
I declare this album to be pop punk perfection. It’s ten tracks and most of the songs are about a minute (the longest is a minute and twenty-three seconds and the shortest is a robust thirty-three seconds). This band definitely subscribes to the Minutemen’s “jam econo” philosophy. This isn’t blast beat-driven powerviolence either, but fully fleshed out and great pop punk that just doesn’t see the need for stuff like bridges or repeating a chorus if it can get the job done the first time. With the male/female vocals, this is like a distilled concentration of the best moments of bands like Lemuria and Tsunami Bomb. The song “True Story” has one of my favorite lyrics as of late: “And on the first night, we hung out in the park/ it was like reading Huxley for the first time.” Something about the sentiment of that line really sticks with me. Not a second in the roughly ten minute runtime of this album is wasted, as every song has a memorable lyric, or riff, or little melodic moment. –Adrian (Silver Sprocket, avi@springmanrecords.com)


PILLOWFIGHTS, THE:
Round 1: CD
This album feels like some young people did it, so I’m sure they’ll still be putting out more records. With that said, The Pillow Fights touch on all the typical run-of-the-mall themes and sing about them like we just walked out of the food court after spotting our crush there: “Don’t think I didn’t see you eye me, because I saw you stumble over, with your head over your shoulder looking back.” Those are the lyrics to their song “Touche Marianne Touche,” which would undoubtedly be clever to me if I were in high school. That’s the problem. All the juvenile lyrics throughout the album don’t translate well on a universal sense, but more in a demographic sense. We’ve all had crushes (and now I feel sixteen again after typing that line) but it’s been a long time since some of us thought of our crushes in the way they’re presented here. Musically, you can compare the singer to Discount but a more out-of-tune hybrid with New Found Glory riffage, and you’d have a succinct surmise of The Pillow Fights. –N.L. Dewart (Silver Sprocket Bicycle Club, silversprocket.net)


PILLOWFIGHTS, THE:
Round 1: CD
Pop punk with male/female vocal harmonies that are pretty good at times. It’s a decent record. I liked it. But I’ve heard it before. If you put this in my CD changer with the Beautys, I might not always be able to tell the difference. Grade: B. –The Lord Kveldulfr (Silver Sprocket)


PILOT SCOTT TRACY:
Any City: CD
Sporadic new wave punk—what you’ve come to expect from the Causey Way outfit (some of the members who make up this new band). Elements of mellow electro, new wave, punk and straight-up pop flavor this disc, and in a good way. “Big Fun” (showcasing quality post-punk) and “Master Jack” (pure pop goodness) are the best tracks by far. Songs like “Daisies” and “Babies” sound less like the Causey Way and more like Le Tigre or Ladytron. All in all, this is a great disc for past cult members of the Causey Way and indie/electro post-punk fans. –Mr. Z (Alternative Tentacles)


PILOT SCOTT TRACY:
Any City: CD
The Causey Way (Razorcake #1) cult disbanded. But the musical platelets remained in their blood. In that blood, The Cars splashed through and slithering keyboards hydroplaned. In that blood, early ‘60s pop commingled with sparse, non-sucky indie rock. In that blood, guitars blare and Scott sings in his high-register voice, and sexy, sultry interludes remain. PST are less new wave and more just a band whose approach is akin to latter-day Man… or AstroMan? I’m willing to go the distance—far from the original flight pattern—because there’s always an unexpected reward if you buckle yourself in and take the turbulence. “Angel of Death” balls up every word in this review, lights them on fire, and uses them as a beacon for a safe landing. Recommended listening. –Todd Taylor (Alternative Tentacles)


PILOT SCOTT TRACY:
self-titled: CD-R demo
Emerging from the robes of The Causey Way (see Razorcake #1 for full interview), with front man and collaborating main co-songwriters, Scott and Tracy, there are traces of the old project transmogrified into something more slinking, sultry, and openly playful. The only thing I don't like is the name of the band. It comes across as way too emo for my tastes (like the name Pilot to Gunner). Yet, don't let that be too distracting. If you like new wave in the vein of Servotron, with music more suitable for slipping your hand under a special someone's underthings, instead of killing humans (Servotron's call to arms), while openly inviting the use of a synthesizer, you can't go wrong. Both Scott (ex-Causey himself) and Tracy have sexy android, almost hypnotic trances of voices and it doesn't hurt things one iota that they cover ground from intergalactic surf, to the state controlling your monkey brain, to what could be readings from children's books with equal grace, hummable vibration, and authority. Excellent, hard-to-categorize but fun-to-listen-to music. –Todd Taylor (Pilot Scott Tracy)


PIMPS, THE:
Wicca Chicka: EP
A most enjoyable single from a most promising band. Tight lyrics, sloppy music - just the right garage punk rock blend. This single is for you if your name is Steve, Mike, Dave, Tom, or Chris (that alone should be about 3,000 guys in our readership.) –Namella J. Kim (Rapid Pulse)


PINBACK:
Blue Screen Life: CD
Wimpy college pap... er, pop. To the shitcan with thee! –Jimmy Alvarado (Ace Fu)


PINDRIVERS, THE:
Headbanger Gangsta Youth Vol. IV: 7"
Mid-fi, jump and shag, poor punks huffing blues from Italy. Their swagger’s what’s convincing. Hips be a-shakin’. These guys would fit in perfectly in a Budget Rock Showcase, opening for Oblivians (who they cover), Mummies (who they channel), and the Rip Offs (who the dude on their cover looks like). Sprinkle on the dirty-yet-sharp rust flakes of modern banner holders, like Vee Dee and the River City Tanlines, and it’s definitely a strong showing from a band who used to be called the Pin Pals. Limited to 300. –Todd Taylor (Goodbye Boozy)


PINE HILL HAINTS:
Jack of Diamonds: 7”EP
It makes absolute sense that DIY punks—the ones born and raised on traditional country—after the initial fast, angry spurt, and facing a world that’s neither improving nor a head that feels right screaming the songs of youth, turn back to their roots. Most punks know abandonment. And, culturally, the world of Hank Williams Sr., Merle Haggard, and Johnny Cash, has been left solely as a fallow graveyard in favor for country that sounds like it’s selling toothpaste for Wal Mart. Not only do the Haints capture the ghosts of old greats, they’ve placed those ghosts in their hearts and at your feet. So, even if you don’t know that The Haints screen-print their own records, book their own tours, and help out a bunch of people, this 7” still stands up by itself as a testament: that old shack of traditional country is being candlelit once again by society’s discards who’re playing songs that give me chills. –Todd Taylor (Arkam)


PINE HILL HAINTS, THE:
Ghost Dance: CD

Let’s not forget the context. With this recent influx of bands that, when described, “folk” and “punk” come up in the same sentence, the Haints have been hard at work and play for years. It’s this seasoned, large-brush approach that illustrates how big a force the Haints have become musically and how broad-scoped Ghost Dance really is. It’s like walking into your favorite roadside restaurant during a long drive. Generous portions. Diverse, but down home menu. Expertly spiced, simple food. Well-worn linoleum, but sparkling clean. Wonderful, personal service, no forced grins or minimum amounts of flare enforced. Ghost Dance is, thankfully, long. Twenty songs gives them time to set the stage, fill your head, and take you to their home, which is as much a time as a place. It’s a collection of original pieces, a Riverboat Gamblers cover, and traditionals revisited. And then it struck me, something that’s been staring me in the face for some time. The Haints are to the South what the Pogues are to Ireland. Not only do they have a deep respect of what came before—and their musicianship is as impeccable as it is diverse (mandolin, washtub bass, banjos, and bodhran)—but they tap into that originating spirit so much, they can’t help themselves from reshuffling the deck and lighting small fires under themselves so they don’t get asphyxiated by the past. This record’s like watching a fire all night. Crackles and blazes giving away to smoldering and smoking, and the next morning, its memory is still being carried around in your clothes. Fantastic.

–Todd Taylor (K)


PINE HILL HAINTS, THE:
Self-titled: 7”EP
Crystalline conviction: that’s what’s so striking about The Pine Hill Haints. These four songs are full of restraint—almost sounding like a singer/songwriter collection, with vocals and banjo up front most of the time on the A-side—but it’s not dalliance or affectation. When you hear folk songs played so stridently, they’re as simple and straightforward as a rocking chair. No new-fangled, bing-bong, shit-wizardry. Yeah, the songs designs are pretty simple and follow understandable arcs, but that doesn’t take away from the fun and comfort they provide. Plus, true craftsmanship gets further revealed with each simple push, time and time again. Some fires burn slow without a lot of distracting flames, yet are able to heat up large spaces and are good for cooking… The Haints do just that. –Todd Taylor (Sunburst, www.myspace.com/sunburstlabel)


PINE HILL HAINTS, THE:
Alabama Country Ghost Music: 7"
The title says it all. Well, maybe not the ghost part, as they are lacking a saw player on this release, but this is still good, down home country music by people whose definition of country music is not Brooks & Dunn or the Dixie Chicks. Unless you are some crusty gutter punk that only listens to Crass, you'll probably like this. Caveat: The label on the record is blank and you have to look at the engraving in the runout groove to see which is the A-side. Who cares? Send 'em five bucks and tell 'em to keep up the good work. –Josh (Nation of Kids)


PINE HILL HAINTS, THE:
Self-titled: LP
With always-accelerating technology comes a sadness. It’s not a “kids these days don’t know shit” lament. It’s a true sadness that a mode of listening to music is largely considered a niche mentality, an outmoded way of enjoyment in an accelerated society. It’s a grey day, I open up the windows, feel the chilled air, put on a Haints record, let it wash over me, and let it soak in. It fills the air, fills the room. I get a cup of coffee, put my feet up, watch branches sway. I’m not shuffling through the songs. I’m not skipping tracks. I’m not looking at lighted bars representing the pulse of sound. I’m not itching for what’s next, but what’s developing in front of me. Try to push back some of the ache. Try to clear out a little bit of my brain. I’m listening to an album; trusting the talented Haints to take me on a journey. I’m on their time. I’m in their vehicle of conveyance and I don’t want to parse it down to milliseconds or favorites. I want the full thirty or forty minutes, the sequence, the sound broken only when the record’s flipped over. The Haints are a traditional band: wash tub bass, banjo, mandolin, washboard, saw, play-while-standing drums. They mix originals, covers, and traditionals, removing sentimentality and replacing it with respect and DIY energy. Here’s the thing; I listened to this record on CD several times and it sounded like tin foil around leftovers. The vinyl record sounds like food grilling on a barbecue. –Todd Taylor (K)


PINEY GIR:
Peakahokahoo: CD
Twee synth-pop which sounds like little more than incidental music for early Nintendo games. –Puckett (Greyday)


PINHEAD CIRCUS:
Self-titled: CDEP
Kick ass! I can’t get enough of these guys. I about tripped over my belly getting to the CD player when this came in the mail. They keep getting better and better every time I hear them. Great songwriting as usual. They started out fairly poppy with their earlier albums but seem to get a little angrier with each release. Seems like they are mixing their pop punk now with a small touch of hardcore. Fucking awesome. Only five songs here at a length of about nine minutes. Just enough to tease me and get me excited for more to come. –Toby Tober (Not Bad)


PINHEAD CIRCUS:
The Black Power of Romance: CD
There's something tricky about Pinhead Circus. Their songs have a way of creeping into my brain. More than once, I've been singing along with a Pinhead Circus song and someone has walked into the room and said, "What are you listening to?" and I was stumped. I'll wake up in the morning with a Pinhead Circus riff on auto-repeat in my head and I can't, for the life of me, place the song. Then, gradually, the album grows on me. It reaches high rotation and I have to be careful not to play it too often. It's strange. "The Black Power of Romance," like all their other albums, filled me with apathy at first, then wiggled itself up there with my favorite albums. I think it has something to do with the way that Pinhead Circus can put together a song that sounds like no other band, but is vaguely recognizable pieces - a riff that almost sounds like Good Riddance, a tempo change that's almost like Tiltwheel, drums filling in like Youth Brigade, and so on. Which isn't to say that they're completely referential. They're not. They're a pretty original band that write solid, catchy songs. You just have to give them a few listens to creep up on you. –Sean Carswell (BYO)


PINHEAD GUNPOWDER:
“West Side Highway,” “Anniversary Song” b/w “On the Ave.”: 7” EP
The world is a much changed place from when I was listening to Kerplunk! on cassette in 1992. Some folks became millionaires and release multi-multi platinum records (Dookie sold over ten million). Other folks kept digging under an oppressive culture to write about a different kind of gold. Yup. I understand Green Day isn’t Pinhead Gunpowder and visa versa, and a major difference, as far as I can tell, is PG’s sustained, intentional naďveté, the lack of “progression” from one thing to another. Pinhead Gunpowder hasn’t hardly changed musically at all (and they started out a little after Green Day). In the land of DIY punk, they’re the Pete Seeger to Green Day’s Bob Dylan (or the Slayer to Green Day’s Metallica, if that helps). This is their first release of new material since their split 7” with Dillinger Four eight years ago, and it’s a smoker: prototypical, tight, catchy EastBay pop punk, perfectly played by some of the folks who were instrumental in forming it in the first place. (One weird thing about this release, considering the band: photos of the band on both sides of the sleeve.) –Todd Taylor (Recess)


PINHEAD GUNPOWDER:
Compulsive Disclosure: CD
I actually jumped around when I saw this, and I can be a pretty lazy fuck. I seriously can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t love Pinhead Gunpowder. They’re still poppy, still simple, still just so catchy. It’s only nine songs, which leads me to play it a minimum of two times every listen. It’s the kind of album that your favorite song is always the one that you’re listening to for each song throughout the whole album. Perfect for mix tapes, car rides, and dancing around. –Megan Pants (Lookout)


PINHEAD GUNPOWDER:
Self-titled: 7"
Has it seriously been almost a decade since this band put anything out? Nicely done opaque 45 RPM vinyl that belts out two gemy gems from this prolific side project of Cometbus and that other dude. You know, that one guy. –Mr. Z (Recess)


PINHEAD GUNPOWDER:
Kick over the Traces: CD
What does it mean when one of your favorite bands releases a greatest hits album? Sadly, I am no expert in philosophical pop punk inquiries, so instead I’ll just say that I’ve listened to Pinhead Gunpowder in every possible context: in my bedroom in high school after enduring my mom screaming at me, on my headphones during countless late-night bike rides, in my college dorm room in the middle of ridiculous, almost-emo-ish relationship crap, in my apartment writing articles about labor history, and on the dance floor at punk rock dance parties. And, somehow, Pinhead Gunpowder always seemed like the perfect band in all of these places. Even though I’ve listened to these songs hundreds or thousands of times, it’s still hard for me to deal with how good these songs are. I drove from Minneapolis to Milwaukee last weekend and I listened to this CD for five straight hours. By the time I got to my mom’s house, I had a sore throat and my eardrums hurt. If this were a cereal, it’d be Lucky Charms, the highest honor this Razorcake reviewer can bestow. –Maddy (Recess)


PINK BLACK:
Self-titled: CD
I’m not quite sure how to classify this. I mean, is anything still allowed to be straight up indie pop anymore? If it is, then that is what Pink Black is. The music is complicated but not overpowering. It damn near forces you to move back and forth. The best part of this, though, is the vocals. Sweet and powerful, she comes across in much the same was as Allison from Discount (although the two bands are quite different). I liked this a lot, but not as much as Elise did. I have a feeling this will be a car disc for some time. –Ty Stranglehold (New Disorder)


PINK FITS:
Don’t Ask Why: CD Single
The opening chords to “Don’t Ask Why” are cribbed from the Mummies “Shake!” the vocal lead-in “aaahhh-aaahhh-aaahhh-AAAHHH!!!” from the Beatles “Twist and Shout,” and the cymbals crash roughly forty-six times per second. It’s wild garage rock from Wollongong and will send you into epileptic hysteria if you go for this kind of thing. The Pink Fits music will get yer ass off the barstool and onto the dance floor, plugging the top of your bottle of beer, shaking it recklessly, and watching the foam squirt all over every other dancer around you. Song number two on this CD single comes from none other than the aforementioned Mummies, a cover of their version of “Just One More Dance.” I could see myself falling down drunk and dancing with a hot girl to the Pink Fits at a future Budget Rock Festival. –Josh Benke (Outback R’N’R)


PINK HOLES:
Breakfast with the Holes: CD
Seventies trash punk a la the Pagans from a band apparently active during the same period. Some of this was pretty darn good and others were, well, not so interesting. If you’re some kind of completist, this’ll probably float your boat well enough. –Jimmy Alvarado (Smog Veil)


PINK LINCOLNS:
Background Check: CD
Things started off well enough with this disc and then—yugh—all of the sudden there was the theme song from the odious Friends TV show, sitting there like a finger in my chili. Thankfully, my music critic superpowers kicked in and I was able to overcome my initial revulsion and continue listening with a more receptive attitude. And it paid off, as it usually does. The PLs’ snotty deconstruction of that particular putrid butt-brownie of a song turned out to be funny and deeply satisfying, as did the rest of the CD. This is one heaping helping of the Pink Lincolns. Thirty-two tracks of previously unreleased songs, demos, alternate mixes and covers, which are all over the map, ranging from X-Ray Spex, 999, Flipper and Wire to Elton John and Flock of Seagulls. And they get extra-credit huckleberry points from me for a faithful rendition of Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs’ “Foggy Mountain Breakdown.” The incestuous blending of punk and hillbilly always produces such wonderfully deformed offspring, in my humble opinion, because they are, underneath it all, both “folk” music. As good as the covers are on this disc (and the Black Flag covers in particular are extra good), the originals are even better. I think my favorite song of them all is a scathing anti-celebrity paean called “Fuck Madonna.” Anyone who attacks celebrities and bad TV shows like a retarded pitbull—and, at the same time, manages to snot-rock it out as much as the Pink Lincolns do—wins me over everytime. –Aphid Peewit (Hazzard)


PINK LINCOLNS:
Back from the Pink Room: LP
A fancy, high production re-issue of Tampa, Florida’s Pink Lincoln’s first studio record from 1988. If you’ve never heard of them before, think Angry Samoans, Vindictives, and split releases with The Queers and Screeching Weasel in the early ‘90s. If that doesn’t help, think of a rusty knife stabbing you in the ear by a bunch of snotty malcontents whose Ramones pop sensibilities are as evident as their unresolved hostility issues. If songs were cars, the Pink Lincolns would be spray painted, on blocks, and in a weeded front yard. The stereo would work and there’d be a functioning BBQ where the gas tank used to be. Life’s pretty shitty, and it gave the Pink Lincolns a lot to sing about. A welcome reissue. –Todd Taylor (Jailhouse, www.myspace.com/pinklincolns)


PINK RAZORS:
Scene Suicide: CDEP
Oh yeah. Fuck yeah! This band is from Richmond, VA, where I grew up. This record almost makes me wish I still lived there. It totally reminds me of the glory days of Avail, but doesn't really sound too much like them. It's more like Dillinger Four or Tired of You-era Scared of Chaka. It's fucking excellent. Great lyrics: my favorite is the song "Dear Jurisprudence," about the shitty urban sprawl that's been fucking up Richmond the past few years (hey guys, you're not alone, that shit is happening everywhere). Great production and I'm really stoked to see this on Robotic Empire. It's nice when a label doesn't just stick to one kind of music ‘cause this thing is awesome and I think I might glue my CD player shut with this in it. I cannot possibly give this record a higher recommendation. Just go fucking get it now! –Ben Snakepit (Robotic Empire)


PINK RAZORS:
Waiting to Wash Up: CD
I want to like this record more than I do, and I can’t put my finger on it. It’s got that fuzzy sweater on fire charm of Dead Things, the raygun happy zapping (but they’re really sad) of Screeching Weasel, the watertight, seamless quality of Funeral Oration—pop punk’s the score and they’re navigating adeptly through a maze on wheels of prior invention—but there’s something… something not there for me. And it’s not a, “Oh, the production blows,” or “That dude’s voice sound like a twelve-year-old girl’s,” or suckin’ “high school sweetheart left me, whoah, whoah” lyrics. Maybe it’s just that it’s fifteen songs that could easily be just one with fourteen short beaks, but that’d mean I’d have to rule out the Ramones, and I’m not about to do that. So, at this point, I’m gonna say pass, but it could easily turn into a thumbs up if that one thing clicks into place. Huh. Weird. –Todd Taylor (Robotic Empire)


PINK RAZORS:
Waiting to Wash Up: CD
I want to like this record more than I do, and I can’t put my finger on it. It’s got that fuzzy sweater on fire charm of Dead Things, the raygun happy zapping (but they’re really sad) of Screeching Weasel, the watertight, seamless quality of Funeral Oration—pop punk’s the score and they’re navigating adeptly through a maze on wheels of prior invention—but there’s something… something not there for me. And it’s not a, “Oh, the production blows,” or “That dude’s voice sound like a twelve-year-old girl’s,” or suckin’ “high school sweetheart left me, whoah, whoah” lyrics. Maybe it’s just that it’s fifteen songs that could easily be just one with fourteen short beaks, but that’d mean I’d have to rule out the Ramones, and I’m not about to do that. So, at this point, I’m gonna say pass, but it could easily turn into a thumbs up if that one thing clicks into place. Huh. Weird. –Todd Taylor (Robotic Empire)


PINK RAZORS:
Self-titled: 7"
I like to make up games to play with myself. The latest is seeing if I can straighten my bedroom before this three-song record ends. Will a receipt on the floor distract me? Will the needle lift up before the last song ends? I usually get too amped up on these guys’ Dillinger 4-ish pop punk to focus on much save for pacing the apartment, speaking gibberish at the cat. The recording here is a little rougher than that on their latest full-length, which adds some much-appreciated grit to their sharp, melodic sounds. Also, they might be playing a tad slower, or maybe the 7” format allows the listener to focus on the individual tracks, but I am also detecting an element of British punk like Stiff Little Fingers here. New game: can I write an objective review of my friends’ band? CT Terry –Guest Contributor (Rorschach)


PINK RAZORS:
Leave Alive: 12”EP
Honest, emotional pop punk from this former Richmond, VA, four-piece, and now dispersed between Richmond, Bloomington, IN, and Tucson, AZ. Male and female vocals trade off between tracks. Songs sung by newest member, Erin Tobey have a familiar sound to them, familiarity without mimicry, however. The easiest point of reference is likely Discount, but there is much more going on here than just tracing over points plodded out previously by Alison and co. A rollicking instrumental, “Clouded,” is a nice touch and is followed by the very Vena Cava-esque “No Secrets.” Erin shares vocals and guitar duty with Jeff Grant. Jeff’s songs are fine, though a little more straightforward pop punk (in the DIY school of pop punk that is—think Shorebirds) and a little less dynamic, less remarkable, showing Erin to be a truly inspired addition to the band. I look forward to new releases and more incorporation of Erin’s voice in the mix. Nine tracks in total here, released on Houseplant Records, a label created by Jeff and Erin. Definitely worthy of multiple listens. Recommended for fans of Superchunk, Discount, and Vena Cava. –Jeff (Houseplant)


PINK RAZORS:
Leave Alive: CD
Fun, zippy, revved-up poppy punk, and at nine tracks the record was far too short. I think that this is one of those occasions in which a band’s name really does reflect the tunage…Pink Razors are sharp and cutting but there’s an element of frivolity and panache at the same time. Well done. –The Lord Kveldulfr (No Idea)


PINK REASON:
Throw It Away: 7”
Either a Joy Division-y mood vibe with Lou Reed slide guitars (33 speed) or a higher pitched singing moody acoustic-y guitar lots of effects on the voices (45 speed). Pretty catchy and dreamerific either way. I honestly can’t tell and Criminal IQ always has cool, freaky, unexplainable bands. By the end of their three songs I feel in the territory of the Residents. Did I mention keyboards? –Speedway Randy (Criminal IQ)


PINK REASON:
“Borrowed Time” b/w “Scared Shitless”: 7”
Music to watch bulldozers move mountains of trash to as crows peck at filled diapers. Music that’s so consumptive that it almost elicits a smell. It’s all coming from behind a veil of deep static, especially “Scared Shitless.” The static is its own instrument, modulated, put in front, simultaneously abrasive and melodic. That brings to mind The Jesus And Mary Chain and The Birthday Party in snips and snatches—but in a way that sounds like the Functional Blackouts had flipped their van in a snow bank over those other bands’ songs, and are crawling out of the wreckage. Cold, slippery, toothy, craven. –Todd Taylor (Self-released (?))


PINK SEXIES, THE:
Rock and Roll Moustache Ride: CD
Were Pere Ubu gay? Because if they weren’t, these guys are the gay them. Poppier, too. –Cuss Baxter (Wrecked ‘Em)


PINK SEXIES, THE:
Self-titled: 12"
Label says: “Pink Sexies first 7-song EP originally released in 2001, re-released on pink vinyl with one never released song from The Rock N Roll Moustache Ride sessions in 2003. Limited numbered edition of 150 wreckords.” I say, praise them for reintroducing this to the public. Feels reminiscent of old Black Randy ‘70s punk: soooo desperate, strained vocals, and popping punk hooks. It’s great. But it’s better than just fitting into an old punk sound. They feel like they came upon their anxiety naturally, blowing out frustration with the band. The post-it note says “Knoxville, TN” and that sounds like a great place to feel trapped in, needing to blast out. Cool wreckord you should check out. –Speedway Randy (Wrecked 'Em)


PINK SWORDS:
Shut Up & Take It: CD
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m no saint and that some—nay, most—of the bands I’ve been in have been, at times, quite un-PC. I am also open-minded enough to say these guys are laying down some pretty solid rock/punk here. That said, I think depicting women’s faces and genitalia as urinals is a bit much. In fact, I think it’s pretty fucked up. I’m in no way in favor of censorship and wholly believe that if the intended message they’re trying to convey is that women are equal in worth to something you piss into, then more power to them; but if that IS their intended message, I hope any women currently involved, or who have the potential to be involved with these guys, make note of this, as it is pretty obvious from the artwork on this that they have some pretty deep seated issues. I would also to venture a guess that the moniker they’ve chosen is more than just a clever name. –Jimmy Alvarado (Gearhead)


PINK SWORDS:
One Night High: CD
What do you get when you take the dirt out of trash rock? This. I don’t know if it’s in the recording, but it just comes across so clean. There could be something there, but I lose it in the sterility. This makes me think of office girls going out for a night on the town and so they trade in their suit-dress for a mini skirt and a spiked bracelet thinking that they’re so bad. However they do thank some awesome bands that you should check out if you haven’t yet: Riverboat Gamblers, The Ends, and the Motards. –Megan Pants (Mortville)


PINKEYE:
Self-titled: 7”EP
It’s Jonah and Damian of Fucked Up’s side project. What’re you expecting? An all-instrumental tribute to Godspell, featuring dueling theramin, glockenspiel, and accordion? It’s hardcore and it’s much better than worthy of your attention solely because it features members of an awesome band: gritty, ADD-laden songs, more tuned to velocity and interested in killing jocks than Fucked Up. But, shit, if it doesn’t just flat-out rip with approved-by-Slayer solos, lyrics that read like laundry list of high school fantasies (highlighted by the aptly titled “In Praise of School Shooters”), and details taking acid while playing Dungeons and Dragons. It’s much better than I thought it’d be. Canada scores again. –Todd Taylor (Slasher)


PINKOS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
Political punk that goes far beyond the empty slogans parroted by many. Instead, the Pinkos present their ideas with an informed background, and it shows in the lyrics as they read like stories and conversations. Think of the Dead Kennedys in this aspect. Musically they keep it simple with only two instruments: guitar and drums. They’re catchy, solid, and interesting, as they stay away from the usual stimulus. As you may have gathered, the Pinkos are not your typical punk band. Which works in their favor, and yours, all the more. Have a listen. –Matt Average (Empty)


PINKZ, THE:
Something About You b/w Be Mine: 7"
Fuck, this is great girl-strewn power garage pop in the firing range of Buck and early Muffs. Nice, bubblegummy thick choruses, catchy lyrics, fuzzed out guitars, and production that’s not too slick and not blown out (so it sounds human and fun without being clinical). It’s the stuff that Josie and the Pussycats wished they could have pulled off, if they had daggers hidden in their Converse and smoked a lot of weed. The Pinkz are kind of like a sweater on fire from a bunch of firecrackers. At first it’s soothing – “Yeah, I like that familiar beat,” snap-snap-snap, then they’re exciting on their own as they toss out these two incendiary little nuggets of songs that make me get up and flail around like a flaming tard. Way cool single. Me play lots. –Todd Taylor (Gearhead)


PIONEERS OF SEDUCTION, THE:
The Universe Is Setting Us Up: CD
Generic garage-y rock and roll with a good sense of pop sensibilities. Also included are distorted vocals that remind me of Cris Cordero but the music isn’t crunchy enough for my interest. Perhaps the universe is setting this band up for their suckage. Or it just might be that they’re just not that interesting to begin with. –Kurt Morris (Doom And Bloom, doomandbloomrecords.com)


PIONEERS, THE:
White Walls: CD
If you need a shot of Jesus in your punkabilly, you could do a lot worse than the Pioneers. The band plays a potent mix of the devil’s chords (think Link Wray, the Cramps, the Trashmen, you know, the usual suspects) and chases it with some craaaaaaazy lyrics about laying rubber on the way to the house of the Lord. Conceptually, it might sound about as aurally satisfying as Christian death metal, but anyone who prizes their mom and dad’s Kitty Wells and Ernest Tubb records (or Mahalia Jackson and Curtis Mayfield) understands the man upstairs has, perhaps inadvertently, inspired some pretty good music. Songs like “Me and My Lord and My Hot Rod Ford” and “Cruzin’” pay as much allegiance to fat fenders and white walls as they do the old rugged cross and that’s where most listeners will want to leave it. Preachy tracks like “Battle Cry” are strictly for the initiated. Feel like testifyin’? Drop in on the Pioneers at the Hot Rod Church for Sinners in Mission Viejo, CA where they’re the house band, performing free (‘natch) every Sunday morning. –Eric Rife (Self-released)


PIPEDOWN:
Enemies of Progress: CD
Thought provoking. I like it when a band does some research and instigates people to seek additional knowledge. Opening up the insert, I see that they have a sizeable list of websites and books that they recommend. I think too many punks don’t read. Old geezers like me who don’t go out as much tend to read more to get stimulated. The lyrics here are not too preachy but do ask people to look and question what this society has become compliant to. Me, I have a lot of anger towards this generic, conformist society we live in. I live for anger-based music that questions. This fits into my cup of tea perfectly. But followers of my writing might be saying that you don’t always listen to hardcore. That is true because my emotions go all over the place, including my musical tastes. But one thing for sure is I listen to punk rock and all its sub-genres 80% of the time. Before popping this in, I thought I was going to get another mediocre melodicore release. Boy, I was wrong. The singer reminds me of the singer from Sick of it All and the music is a blend of Good Riddance meets Sick of it All. Serious as a family death. Nothing excites me more when I can truly tell that a band is serious and not into it for the money and fame. The music and lyrics are well thought out and truly make them standout. I am impressed and this is going straight into the car for ongoing listens. If it means anything to you, this is on Anti Flag’s personal label. –Donofthedead (A-F)


PIPEDOWN:
Mental Weaponry: CD
I still have a copy of their Enemies of Progress CD that I reviewed awhile ago. Let’s see what I notice here after slapping this puppy into the player. First off, a maturity is showing in their song writing. The songs are so much stronger than their previous release. Kind of like modern day AFI meets the Refused in how they are approaching their musicianship. A lot of riffing, changes and vocal interplay while still maintaining a melody is what’s going on here. It’s hard to believe they recorded in the same studio as their previous release because the production is so much stronger here. I think this one is going into the CD changer in the car now. I like what I’m hearing. –Donofthedead (A-F)


PIRANHAS:
Self-titled: 7”
Loud, FUCKED UP punk rock with keyboards to add to the din, making the whole thing sound like Richard Hell jamming with Le Shok. If this doesn’t make your neighbors circulate a petition demanding your immediate eviction, you need to move on your own, ‘cause people like that are way too jaded to be living next to, man. This rocks. –Jimmy Alvarado (Rock’n’Roll Blitzkrieg)


PIRANHAS:
Erotic Grit Movies: CD
GodDAMN, is this one glorious mess. Imagine the Flesh Eaters having being served a serious beat-down by the unholy tag team of a coked-out Pere Ubu and meth-addled Stooges and you ain’t even close. This is music to get ugly by, music that will encourage you to tear shit up and go hog wild, music that prolonged listening to might actually result in a lengthy prison stay. Don’t believe me? Just give a listen to “Isolation” and tell me you don’t feel like kicking the neighbor’s annoying fucking cat for a 75-yard field goal.
–Jimmy Alvarado (In The Red)


PIRANHAS:
Self-titled: 7"
Loud, FUCKED UP punk rock with keyboards to add to the din, making the whole thing sound like Richard Hell jamming with Le Shok. If this doesn’t make your neighbors circulate a petition demanding your immediate eviction, you need to move on your own, ‘cause people like that are way too jaded to be living next to, man. This rocks. –Jimmy Alvarado (Rock’n’Roll Blitzkrieg)


PIRATE LOVE:
Black Vodoun Space Blues: CD
This self-described black punk band from Oslo, Norway comes correct on their debut album. Tracks range from ragged Birthday Party-influenced grooves to more surf’n’roll oriented tracks. It never falls victim to outright homage or camp; there’s an authentically dangerous vibe here. Lyrics deal with love gone murderously bad, to outright insanity. If this band was stateside, there’s no doubt that they would be huge right now. Seek this out! Evan Katz –Guest Contributor (Voodoo Rhythm)


PIRHANAS:
self-titled: CD

This, apparently, is a re-release of their first album with tracks from a single and a radio ad tacked on for good measure. The music is crazed, chaotic trash rock that causes headaches in all the right ways.

–Jimmy Alvarado (On/On Switch)


PIRX THE PILOT:
Self-titled: CD EP
As I listen to this, I think about what later Government Issue would’ve sounded like if they’d stuck to the thrash beats and stopped taking the anti-depressants. No, I didn’t think it was all that pretty a thought, either. –Jimmy Alvarado (New Disorder)


PIRX THE PILOT:
Famous in 47 States: CD
Done right, an overblown, operatic voice in punk rock can be a mark of distinction. Tilt, the Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Fleshies all have or had folks who could belt it out. Unfortunately, that’s the main hurdle I have with Pirx the Pilot. The main singer, Ernst (who also runs New Disorder Records and is a really nice guy) is so high up in the mix, sounds like a less nasal Fred Schneider of the B-52’s, and the instruments almost always watershed around his vocals. Regrettably, his voice – the instrument that most often dominates the music – is my least favorite part of the band. If Erica took the mic more, or they did more change offs, like in “Patriotism” and “Cloud Factory,” the equation might change a little bit. The music, sans male vocals, reminds me of early ‘90s college rock like Love and Rockets with dashes of the Pixies, and scrapes of late period Bauhaus (they’re arty and a little doomy, and have a fixation on Fozzie the Bear dolls) but more straightforward punk, which is nice. So, it’s personal taste, which all hinges on liking a type of voice. Comes with two home-made videos, which is admirable. –Todd Taylor (New Disorder)


PIRX THE PILOT:
Self-titled: CDEP
As I listen to this, I think about what later Government Issue would’ve sounded like if they’d stuck to the thrash beats and stopped taking the anti-depressants. No, I didn’t think it was all that pretty a thought, either. –Jimmy Alvarado (New Disorder)


PISS ANT:
Your Best Sucks: CD
From the band photo in the CD insert, the band looks like a good group of people. The band is comprised of Josi on vocals, Amy on bass, Dave on guitar, and Jeff on drums. However, right off the back, the album rubs me the wrong way. The first song, "Monkey," starts off with a Korn-like, dark, dramatic riff, and then it goes very rock'n' roll. The vocals are not bad. I enjoy Josi's voice when she is singing, as it is raw but feminine. I do not, however, enjoy her vocals on the choruses or the band's back up vocals, especially on "To Think I Thought," "Devil in My Backyard," and "Enemy." The choruses are higher pitched screaming that sounds forced and then electronically subdued. I can't get into it. I can say the latter part of the CD doesn't seem to be as formulaic as the first couple songs. –Jenny Moncayo (Malt Soda)


PISSED JEANS:
Don’t Need Smoke to Make Myself Disappear: 7”
A-side is a dose of the heavy, minimalist “Flipper after some musical lessons” sludge this label made its first million off of two decades ago, while the B-side takes on more up-tempo rock-meets-hardcore vibe. To be honest, I didn’t really expect much from this, so I’m kinda flabbergasted that it exceeded what low expectations I did have. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sub Pop)


PISSED JEANS:
Hope for Men: CD
Can I say that Pissed Jeans is one of the worst band names I’ve ever heard? Is that allowed? Their sound did nothing to win me over after that initial negative impression: thump thump thump thump scream scream scream. Yawn. –Guest Contributor (Sub Pop)


PIST, THE:
Ideas Are Bulletproof: LP
Does The Pist still hold up in a post-Fucked Up world? Coming from someone who’s spent very little time actually listening to The Pist and has absolutely no fond memories of the ‘90s hardcore scene, I’d say this record has its moments. Angry, oi-inspired, hardcore punk that tells tales of angry, hardcore punk life. “Street punks in the city / And street punks at the show / The kids are here and the kids are pissed / Yeah, the kids are ready to go.” Yeah like gang vocals? –Daryl Gussin (Havoc)


PIST, THE:
Input Equals Output Albums 1 & 2: LP
Double, but separately packaged and sold, set of material from the long gone, late, great Pist. Essentially, this is their discography of EPs, splits, comp tracks, demos, and live recordings from 1993 to 1996 (Ideas Are Bulletproof is reissued now as well). I remember seeing these guys open for Rorschach at Your Place Too in Oakland in 1993. A friend and I were totally surprised to hear a band like this at that time. When just about everyone else was delving into metal, or emo, or limp pop, these guys were playing pure punk, and their stage presence was honest, free of shallow posturing and played-out fashion. The music was well played, but it had this raw and gritty quality about it as well. They could thrash it out then play it slightly slower and never lose any momentum. These guys didn’t play punk to be cool, they played it because they meant it. I thought I had everything they put out, but seeing these two albums and all that is in here, there was quite a bit I was missing. Never knew they had a split with Malachi Krunch, which has the great song, “Mutual.” Then there were the comps I passed over back then; now it’s all here and easily accessible. This stuff holds up quite well twelve years later. Maybe it’s even better now than it was then. Like a fine wine. –Matt Average (Havoc)


PIST, THE:
Ideas Are Bulletproof: LP
Glad to see this back in print. The Pist are not to be denied! Seems like a lot of people had a hard time finding this album, at least on the West Coast, when it originally came out. The street punk influence is more prominent on here (and saluted in the song, “Street Punk”), and the songs have slowed down slightly. I always thought the mix on here sounded a little flat. They should have turned the guitars up a bit more, and maybe a little more low end to give the music more punch. But what can you do? Songs like “Energy” with its quick pace and stop-go breaks is a ripper, and you get the classic “Still Pist” on here as well. I would suggest starting with the singles collections, Input Equals Output, then get this. –Matt Average (Havoc)


PIST, THE:
Input Equals Output, Album Two: LP
Formerly best known ((to me)) for being on the early ‘90s “Punk USA” comp and thusly having their name spelled with an exclamation point in lieu of the letter “I”, The Pist were a troop of above-average mosh-pit maulers from the East Coast who were good enough to sound like they might have legitimately sprung from the Great Street Punk Uterus in 1983 or ‘84 or something, yet not transcendent enough that they cause me to wax particularly nostalgic for the musical emissions of that era. I mean, it’s not like the chord progressions, attitudes and sentiments expressed in this odds-and-ends collection are likely something you’ve never heard before; but, then again, it’s generally a given with fans and practitioners of this kinda music ((what do you even call this stuff anymore? “Hardcore?” “Street Punk?” “Punk/Hardcore?” “Moo Goo Gai Pan??”)) that whether or not you’ve heard it all before is not a particularly valued criterion ((in an embarrassing case of mistaken identity, i really thought i had heard “Creature in My Closet” before, and that it was a Freeze cover)). The longer this record played, the longer it reminded me of… well… pretty much EVERYTHING else along these lines, which is when it hit me: StreetPunkic QuadDecameter™. That’s right, i said it and i meant it: StreetPunkic QuadDecameter™!The reason bands of this ilk tend to sound similar is due to an unusual propensity for fourteen-syllable lines. STREETPUNKIC QUADDECAMETER™ I TELL YOU!!! Bear witness: “Small town lives, small town lies, you don’t fit in their small town minds”, “Shadows dance across my walls as I strain my eyes to see”, “It lurks inside of everyone though most may hide it well”, “You struggle just to make it but there are no guarantees”, “You gave your mind and body, no, you put it up for sale”, “We set our limitations, we can break them just the same”, “No idols to be worshipped, no commandments command me”—come ON, man, i cracked the code of the punk/hardcore molecule!!!Coming up next on PBS: “Iambic Pentameter: Is it Rad?” BEST SONG: “Bubblegum Bullshit,” although i love bubblegum BEST SONG TITLE: “Bubblegum Bullshit” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: This is the first record i’ve ever owned that was a single album with a side C and a side D. –Rev. Norb (Havoc)


PISTOL FOR A PAYCHECK:
At the Pinnacle: CDR
Mediocre rock band. Sometimes I really wish there was more to say about music. If this were a cereal, it’d be Total. Yawn. –Maddy (Endless Vertigo Music)


PISTOL GRIP:
Another Round: CD
So much better than their debut, The Shots from the Kalico Rose, that it’s surprising that this is the same band. The street punk is still there but the music sounds more mature. The production takes them off the streets and makes them sound more legitimate. They seem to have more hooks than a bunch of fisherman on a chartered fishing boat this time around. The music is definitely more rocking than they have been in the past, almost like they have taken the influences of Youth Brigade (since they are on the band’s label) and punk pioneers of the past to truly fine tune their sound. Now I have to make the effort to go see them live. –Donofthedead (BYO)


PISTOL GRIP:
The Shots from the Kalico Rose: CD
I had an idea what these guys were going to sound like when I saw their name listed on the line-up for the Holidays in the Sun festival. What I didn't expect was great, melodic arrangements of their brand of street punk. They show that they have chops and offer a little more than the standard formula that you hear these days from bands of this genre. Good background vocals on the "ooohhhss" on the choruses that are in key. The guitars are in sync and have a punch that sometimes get lost in recording. The bass sounds almost happy and is tied in with the drums to mix it all together. The vocalist has a strong voice and can actually sing. Nothing more annoying to me is listening to a street punk band with a singer that can't sing in key. I haven't been listening to street punk that much lately, but this is a pleasant surprise. A good listen to shake a beer at. –Donofthedead (BYO)


PISTOL WHIP:
Terminal: CD/DVD
Smog Veil unleashes some killer Erie, PA punk from 1977 and ‘78! This band is incredible, coming on like a great combination of the Dictators and Radio Birdman. There is a lot of that hard rock turning into punk sound to be found here, and that is some of my favorite stuff of all time. Fans of Nervous Eaters would find a whole lot to like here, although this band has a dash of that Australian dark sound that seems to inform so many of the Oz bands. The DVD has some footage shot on 8mm from way back when, as well. I am so glad to hear some more of this proto-punk style stuff and having studio recordings instead of crummy-sounding live recordings just make it all the better. This is simply an essential reissue for anyone who is a fan of the rockin’ punk end of the spectrum. –Mike Frame (Smog Veil)


PITCH BLACK:
self-titled: CD
I was really hoping I was going to like this. I heard something about a guy from the Nerve Agents was in this band. I heard a few tracks by the latter band and thought it wasn’t half bad. This release rubs me in the wrong way. It’s like having your underwear stuck up your ass, soaking up the sweat while you are trying to run down the street. Not horrific, just not my cup of tea. I would say that it is a mixture of the current TSOL meets a non-psychobilly Tiger Army mixed with some AFI. –Donofthedead (Revelation)


PITCH BLACK:
This Is the Modern Sound: CD
This goes in kinda sounding like (International) Noise Conspiracy and comes out kinda sounding like the Murder City Devils. I am a little wary of this record. The artwork is really "pro" and the whole thing comes across looking like a Target commercial. The music's not bad, just a little contrived. I kinda get the feeling this band wants to "make it," and that kinda makes me not like them. I don't trust 'em. –Ben Snakepit (Revelation)


PITCH BLACK:
Self-titled: CD
Horror punk coming out of the East Bay featuring ex-members of the Nerve Agents and Screw 32, which really didn’t show up in the their sound. Let me start by saying I didn’t care for this very much. I have no problem with bands going for the horror thing, but the band didn’t do it for me musically. In fact, the best part of the CD was the artwork (cool cover courtesy of their singer) and lyrical content (horror themes, duh!). Musically Pitch Black play punk borderline on hardcore at times with goth interludes here and there. The songs generally had dreary intros with melodic guitar work throughout, which was alright musically, but unfortunately there was nothing that stood out. What really killed it for me, though, were the vocals. The singer sounds like a younger, higher pitched version of Rudimentary Peni's Nick Blinko. I found his voice both distracting and annoying at times. No thanks. –Mike Dunn –Guest Contributor (Revelation)


PITCH BLACK:
self-titled: CD
I was really hoping I was going to like this. I heard something about a guy from the Nerve Agents was in this band. I heard a few tracks by the latter band and thought it wasn’t half bad. This release rubs me in the wrong way. It’s like having your underwear stuck up your ass, soaking up the sweat while you are trying to run down the street. Not horrific, just not my cup of tea. I would say that it is a mixture of the current TSOL meets a non-psychobilly Tiger Army mixed with some AFI. –Donofthedead (Revelation)


PITS, THE:
Introducing My New High: 7" EP
I used to hate the French, but I think I hate the English even more now. I take that back. I hate English people who sing in English complete with that repulsive snotty snarl that makes one think that they're not even English in the first place but a bunch of poseurs that listen to too many Sex Pistols and The Clash's "Best of..." records while fucking donkeys in the middle of a cow field in Butte, Montana. –Namella J. Kim (Rapid Pulse, PO Box 5075, Milford, CT 06460)


PITS, THE:
Introducing My New High: 7"EP
I used to hate the French, but I think I hate the English even more now. I take that back. I hate English people who sing in English complete with that repulsive snotty snarl that makes one think that they're not even English in the first place but a bunch of poseurs that listen to too many Sex Pistols and The Clash's "Best of..." records while fucking donkeys in the middle of a cow field in Butte, Montana. –Namella J. Kim (Rapid Pulse)


PITY FUCKS, THE:
Self-titled: 7” EP
Mangled drunken garage party boogie with commendably loutish keyboards that would not sound out of place on the “Busted at Oz” album ((then again i probably haven’t listened to that album in twenty-five years so don’t take my word for this)), or maybe one of those not-quite-punk fringe bar bands of the early ‘80s that had a keyboard but were kinda funny and obnoxious so you didn’t mind watching the drunken college guys try to quasi-ironically punk out to the best of their limited abilities by hopping around hanging themselves with their skinny ties on the dance floor or what-not. Or possibly what the Urinals would have sounded like had they had to play biker bars in Pennsylvania. Actually, no, not so much like that, now that i think about it. Yet, out of this drool, sputum and mayhem shoots golden beams of drunken profundity: “The last time I saw you you was lovin’ me good / But then you broke my heart like I knew you would!” That’s actually a pretty fuckin’ right-on line. Plus i like how the keyboard player appears to be playing one-handed, and seems to have obtained the full measure of his chops from that one song you learn when you’re like eight years old where you mostly just roll your fist over the three black keys. BRING THESE VASSALS TO ME! The czar wishes to cut a f’n rug! BEST SONG: “Why Right Now?” BEST SONG TITLE: “Why Right Now?” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: The record label states that this 45 RPM record is “unbreakable,” yet i could not find it in my heart to test this claim by giving the record a good sharp whack against a pinball machine, so the veracity of this assertion remains completely bound to the realm of speculation at this point. –Rev. Norb (Felony Fidelity)


PIZAZZ, THE:
Get out of My Kitchen: Cassette
How can such sweetness come out of Detroit? I’ve always had the theory that anything that could come out of Detroit would just have to have a bit of moxie, but I figured it would have to be in the raw and ugly, angry sense, not in the melodic, power pop way that The Pizazz rock. Rock you they certainly do, but they do it in a melodic, catchy, partyful, dance-around-your-room kind of way. The Pizazz are as much a slave to their influences as you are to their catchy riffs. I hear all kinds of stuff in here: The Feelies, The Replacements, Britpop, Magazine, Buzzcocks, The Kinks, early Cure and many more that I can’t put my finger on, but it’s all blended together and spit out in its own form. I must also mention the twankly (to coin a phrase) keyboards. These songs have been staying in my head every time I leave the house and whenever I’m at home the tape is playing. I don’t know what else to tell ya. –Craven (Burger)


PIZZAS, THE:
Self-titled: 7” EP
These guys have been keeping up with the Rip Off Records catalog, and it shows. Three tunes here, all in that trashy punk vein that seems to be such hot shit up there in Northern California. They ain’t too bad at it, either. –Jimmy Alvarado (Daggerman)


PIZZASAURUS REX:
Traveling Today on Yesterday’s Maps…: CD
Six piece Kansas City/ St. Louis outfit that gives us a nine song slab of refined sonic outbursts melded with gritty interludes. Yes, there’s The ‘Mats influence here. But I also detect early Buffalo Tom and even some Big Wheel. Songs that stick out like a broken rib: “Touch,” “Drown,” and “Puerto Rico.” With three guitarists, the playing is surprisingly restrained—there’s no Lynyrd Skynyrd meanderings here. They stretch out their song formats on the closing seven-minute-plus “Kick out The Bags.” I have no idea about the “Heartland” music scene at all, but I’m stoked I got this chunk of bone tossed in my direction. –Sean Koepenick (Self-released)


PK:
Casting Shadows: CDEP
Man, if it was 2003, Victory Records or Vagrant would be all over these guys. Modern melodramatic pop punk reminiscent of Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day…you name it; if the band has the word “Day” somewhere in the title, they sound like them. The average Razorcake reader isn’t gonna dig this, but I get the feeling my tolerance for this stuff is higher than most, and found it somewhat decent. Points for the TK-421 (Star Wars) reference, too. –Will Kwiatkowski (No address)


PLAGUE:
Thumper: CD
Personally knew nothing about these guys prior to listening to this, which was bit surprising to me, considering how tuned into the hardcore thing I was when they were out raising a racket, and it’s my loss. Formed out of the ashes of the Defnics (whose “51 percent” is a staple for the Killed by Death types), Plague meted out some crushing warp-speed thrash during their decade of activity. Mining the area between Negative Approach and early DRI, they managed a number of EPs and an album before calling it quits in 1992. The tracks from those releases are all here, giving a whole new crop of hardcore fans the opportunity to revel in their glory. –Jimmy Alvarado (Plague Music)


PLAIN WHITE T'S:
Stop: CD
Another band putting an apostrophe where it doesn't belong. But I could forgive that if this wasn't such unabashed Bon Jovi weenie rock. I realize that Wattie from the Exploited was a grade A chucklefuck from day one and he has actually managed to become even more of a dim-witted mean cartoon character with each passing year, but after listening to the Plain White T's I want to lock myself in the basement, roll around in the litter box and crank nothing but Exploited discs for an entire week. Oh how I long for ugly naked rock covered with warts and zits and boils and carbunckles and un-wiped butt cracks. Calling this dreck "radio-friendly" is an understatement: this disc wants to tear its clothes off, jump on top of your radio, and hump the daylights out of it. Yuck.
–Aphid Peewit (Fearless)


PLAKKAGGIO HC:
Fronte del Sacco: CD
Modern day hardcore in the vein of modern day Agnostic Front meets Sick Of It All with black metal overtones. The band hails from Italy and lay down the guitar chords with a heavy hand. Gang vocals emphasize the message. Not sure what is being sung, since the lyrics are in Italian. But from what I can tell, they do their thing well. Not sure who put this out since the font size is tiny. Looks to be a multiple label release. –Donofthedead (myspace.com/plakkaggiohc)


PLAN 9:
Manmade Monster: CD
If you can’t tell what this band is all about by the name, then the following facts should give it away: They all have devilocks, their equipment is covered with images of the crimson ghost, their base player’s name is Scary Only and, just in case you still don’t get it, they cover two Samhain tunes and three Misfits tunes on this disc. Usually, I would have disparaging comments for a band that is so obvious about their lack of originality. I’m going to stow those comments because these guys are fucking rad. The only real non-Misfits thing they add is a cool guitar solo here and there. If you’re tired of listening to the Misfits, but you still want to listen to the Misfits, you should listen to Plan 9. –MP Johnson (Nickel And Dime)


PLAN A PROJECT:
Self-titled: CD
Kind of like ska-punk without the ska. Crap. –Megan Pants (Go-Kart)


PLAN A PROJECT:
Self-titled: CD
Twelve songs of very fast, upbeat, punky Op Ivy type of music with lots of singalong gang vocals included and intelligent lyrics. Even some talk of unity is included in some of their lyrics. Okay, these guys are a lot like Op Ivy (they even cover ‘‘She’s a Bombshell” as a hidden track), but they are no ripoff. They are inspired, if you will. If this kind of music is your thing, I would definitely recommend this record. –Mike Beer –Todd Taylor (Go Kart)


PLAN B:
Picturesque: CD
It’s nice to see a bunch of God-boys singing about not getting the girl. Lord knows I wouldn’t go near the whiney little dudes. –Megan Pants (Dirty Work)


PLAN B PURSUIT:
And All I Got Was This Lousy…: CD
This band hails from the incredibly small town of Boerne, TX. This album does not do their musicianship justice. I saw them live before I bought this and they were much better than this album makes them seem. The music on this disc is pop punk in the vein of mid ‘90s NOFX mixed with some Green Day and it’s pretty tight. The problem, however, is the vocals, which seem to have been recorded when one of the singers was very, very sick, drunk, or busy singing on karaoke night. Oh, and by the way guys, you totally could have gone without the “Fucked without a Kiss” song. –Bryan Static –Guest Contributor (Eunuch)


PLAN B PURSUIT:
Under Your Hat: CD

This is a case of influences outshining a band’s own vision. The songs on “Under Your Hat” sound like rip offs of Pinhead Gunpowder and early Green Day. Don’t get me wrong—I love all that music—it’s just that this album keeps me turning to the CD player and wondering, “Is that Billy Joe Armstrong?” which makes these songs too derivative. This pop punk album does have some catchy tunes. “Twist and Fall” is worth a listen. The drums are upfront, upbeat, and pounding throughout the tracks. My gut tells me this band would put on an amazing live show. Perhaps, on stage, they would represent a little more of their own sound? (Eunuch, www.myspace.com/pbp)

–Guest Contributor (N.L. Dewart)


PLAN R:
Self-Titled: 7"
Although I’m sure it’s not their intention, Plan R kind of reminds me of Dick Army. Cheap, simple knockoffs of early Black Flag played for fun and without any real curveballs (except for the singer’s curvy balls, but that’s another story…). I don’t know if it’ll remain in heavy rotation for a long time, but I think I can safely say that it’s one of the top five or six bands that this Colin guy has ever been in. –Josh (Blind Spot)


PLANES MISTAKEN FOR STARS:
Spearheading the Sin Movement: CDEP
This is the clash of metal and emo; it’s really strange. My friend Phil said that this is a pretty different direction for them. He also says it’s kind of like early Metallica, but I don’t see it. I’m not sure how I feel about this. –Megan Pants (No Idea)


PLANESMISTAKENFORSTARS:
Fuck with Fire: CD
Part Die Kreuzen, part Sonic Youth, this has just enough emocore tinge to be annoying and just enough edge to keep it from being flung out the nearest window. While not exactly my cup o’ tea, I reckon I respect them for at least putting some balls into what they’re doin’. –Jimmy Alvarado (No Idea)


PLANESMISTAKENFORSTARS:
Fuck with Fire: CD
Part Die Kreuzen, part Sonic Youth, this has just enough emocore tinge to be annoying and just enough edge to keep it from being flung out the nearest window. While not exactly my cup o’ tea, I reckon I respect them for at least putting some balls into what they’re doin’. –Jimmy Alvarado (No Idea)


PLANESMISTAKENFORSTARS:
Up in Them Guts: CD
More just heavy than metal, more Sabbath than Maiden, more doom, cataclysm, and urgency than pussy, pills, bottles, and a cheap fix. More darkness of twilight than the light of dawn. More bruises and welts and slashes than clear skin and perfect teeth. Unkempt hair, viking style. I’d admit that I don’t listen to this type of stuff that often, but I’ve got to hand it to Planes Mistaken For Stars for creating their own non-ironic ecosystem of songs. Everything fits—from the whispery, nail-punctured screaming to the atmospheric (instead of needlessly intricate) guitaring to the booming of the drums. It all sounds so big picture and scorched earth. Much like an epic movie is effected by scenery, the entire tone—every note—of this album is spot-on and reinforces the initial drive and theme. I can’t say that it’s really my bag, but you’ve got to hand it to them for following their own vision and making a powerful record that doesn’t reek of a wispy fad or mere style. –Todd Taylor (No Idea)


PLANET FOR TEXAS, A:
Sprechen Sie Rock?: CD
This starts out mighty fine – a hopped-up Zeke/Motorhead singalong ditty about truckstop speed, with sweltering breakaparts and neat dynamics – along the lines of what The Reaction put out a couple months back. Pleasant and ferocious enough to warrant a smile. Then, song by song, the band takes bigger nibbles at a big chunk of dry bubblegum; No Use For A Name-reminiscent pop punk or like all Digger albums, except Powerbait. I understand it’s a trick to put toughness and grit into Beach Boys-derived pop punk – the Badtown Boys do exceptionally it well – but A Planet For Texas just don’t stick it. I don’t necessarily hate it, but songs like “The Day I Almost Died” – where the narrator almost ended his “kick ass life” by choking on a fry while driving – come off as too clever and cute and ruin it for me. It’s also a lame idea to have people go to your website for lyrics. That’s what the fuckin’ inside of the cover’s for. Am I wrong? –Todd Taylor (Diaphragm)


PLANET FOR TEXAS, A:
Sprechen Sie Rock?: CD
This starts out mighty fine – a hopped-up Zeke/Motorhead singalong ditty about truckstop speed, with sweltering breakaparts and neat dynamics – along the lines of what The Reaction put out a couple months back. Pleasant and ferocious enough to warrant a smile. Then, song by song, the band takes bigger nibbles at a big chunk of dry bubblegum; No Use For A Name-reminiscent pop punk or like all Digger albums, except Powerbait. I understand it's a trick to put toughness and grit into Beach Boys-derived pop punk – the Badtown Boys do exceptionally it well – but A Planet For Texas just don't stick it. I don't necessarily hate it, but songs like "The Day I Almost Died" – where the narrator almost ended his "kick ass life" by choking on a fry while driving – come off as too clever and cute and ruin it for me. It's also a lame idea to have people go to your website for lyrics. That's what the fuckin' inside of the cover's for. Am I wrong?
–Todd Taylor (Diaphragm)


PLANET SMASHERS:
Mighty: CD
EEK! EGADS!!!! HOW DID THIS SKA CRAP END UP IN MY HOUSE?!? QUICK, OPEN THE WINDOW!!!!! CHUCK THE FUCKER OUT BEFORE IT KILLS OFF THE GOLDFISH!!!!! –Jimmy Alvarado (www.stomprecords.com)


PLANO:
Brigadoon: CD
Weird soundtrack music for B-movie films that span the time of the ‘60s through the ‘80s. –Donofthedead (Mint)


PLASTER:
New World: CD
Marshall-saturated, grungy rock stuff from (according to the Day-Glo green sticker affixed to the front) members of Coffin Break, RC5, and Jet City Fix. More succinctly: think Soundgarden with huevos. Take that as you will. –Jimmy Alvarado (Flotation, no address)


PLASTIC CONSTELLATIONS, THE:
Mazatlan: CD
I realize that dissing this band is the equivalent, to some, of pissing napalm on one of Minnesota’s sacred indie cows, but this form of angular indie rock isn’t the one that does anything for me. The musical parts seem to change every half-second or so and there’s too much pointless noodling here (and frankly, the chops aren’t that technical); it’s basically the post-punk equivalent of prog rock. When combined with the vocals—which sometimes verge on rap and otherwise take their cues from all of post-core—there just isn’t much here for me to like. For fans of whatever post-core indie darling happens to be the rage right now. –Puckett (2024 Records)


PLASTIC CRIMEWAVE SOUND:
Shockwave Rider: 7"
I had some good expectations, since this outfit is fronted by the editor of Galactic Zoo Dossier. Unfortunately, this whole single is forgettable: noisy modern-day psychedelia with the vocals buried in the din. No hooks and absolutely nothing that stands out. –Matt Average (HoZac, hozacrecords.com)


PLASTIC FANTASTICS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
Sounds like about eighty percent Nine Inch Nails and twenty percent Wall of Voodoo. Those are amazing figures. Actually, i just made them up. BEST SONG: "God Damn Radio." BEST SONG TITLE: Either "God Damn Radio" or "Sorry I Killed You" FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Mastered by John Golden! Oh my God! Oh my God! –Rev. Norb (DNA Productions)


PLASTIC IDOLS:
Singles, Demos and Live: CD
The chorus of “I.U.D.,” the lead-off track on this retrospective of one of Houston’s more notable punk bands, has haunted my for years since the supremely cool Scott Pellet (head honcho over at the Big Boys’ tribute site www.soundonsound.org) put it on a comp cassette of old Texas punk rock he’d made. The problem is I know it’s lifted from another song, one that has been on the tip of my tongue for years but just refuses to make itself known. No matter, I guess. What’s important here is that this is chock full of some very nice, very quirky (and let’s be honest, it would really be quirky if it weren’t quirky, considering where these kids were from) Texas punk. Songs about the aforementioned contraceptive device, the advantages of being uncircumcised, Siamese love, and yellow stains are the order of the day, and the music is a nice example of that sweet spot in punk’s history where attitude was more important than adhering to some rigid template. Nice history lesson here, one definitely worthy of attention. –Jimmy Alvarado (hotboxreview@hotmail.com)


PLASTIC STARS:
Sheena Gets Around b/w Shut Up: 7"
In case you’re wondering whether the concept of bands with names like Plastic/Neon/Napalm Hearts/Stars/Moons/Clovers doing songs with titles like “Sheena Gets Around” has any legs, i will duly report that the answer is still apparently “yes.” Sounds kinda like 20/20, but with punkish energy and impatience, and borrowing Helen Love’s keyboard (likely due to the punkish impatience). “Sheena Gets Around” seemed like it was over by the time i had gotten back comfy on the couch, but there were boobs on the innersleeve so perhaps i wasn’t paying proper attention. BEST SONG: “Sheena Gets Around” BEST SONG TITLE: “Sheena Gets Around” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Run-off groove numbers seem to indicate that this record was manufactured at United Record Pressing, but when i hold it up to the light, it isn’t all brown and see-thru. What gives? –Rev. Norb (No Front Teeth)


PLATE-O-SHRIMP:
The Brunch of the Living Dead: CD
I liked the two fast songs here, “Boss of Me” and “D-R-U-N-K,” but the rest came off as not-particularly-exciting mid-tempo rock/punk. –Jimmy Alvarado (Plate-O-Shrimp)


PLATE-O-SHRIMP/THE UNSTUCK:
Split: 7”
Plate-o-Shrimp: Their website describes them as “high-energy punk-style/power-pop rock,” and I guess that’s accurate, based on what’s here. The one original and cover of DOA’s “Fuck You” here ain’t bad, but not quite memorable, either. The Unstuck: Punk rock, poppy in an un-bad way, catchy in a head-bobbing way. The Unstuck win this round. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.plate-o-shrimp.com)


PLATES:
The Garth Butcher: 7” EP
Plates, by way of Buffalo, NY provide us with three songs on this here 7” titled The Garth Butcher EP (in an earlier incarnation, the band apparently went by the moniker Garth Butcher, named after a retired professional hockey player), released on Feral Kid Records. Side one’s track, “Sentimental Jenny Jones Fodder Has Been Around for Fucking Ever,” has a taut, tense feel to it, observing the quiet/loud sensibilities of big fuzz forebears Dinosaur Jr and Sonic Youth, though here like a heavier bit of shoegaze, not quite as heavy as say, Tad or the Melvins but fuzzy, heavy shoegaze nonetheless. Second side takes a dip, in my opinion. “Pop Country Blowjobs” with its hollow drumming and “It’s all Billy Joel to me, motherfucker” chorus could have probably been left off of the record and no one would have missed it. Things pick up a little with the next song, “Romanian Rich,” which, despite its bleating vocals, brings to mind Poison Idea, ‘80s hardcore where the rock and roll is still evident. I’d like to hear more “Sentimental Jenny Jones…” and less punk-by-numbers, and I think Plates has it in them to do it. –Jeff (Feral Kid)


PLAYERS CLUB:
Coextinction: CD
I think that when one picks up a CD by a group that calls themselves the Players Club, it’s perfectly valid to expect rap music and not post-Helmet/Unsane sludge metal. Shit, now I gotta put my Kangol and Adidas away, cuz these guys be bringin’ the wrong noise. –Jimmy Alvarado (Arclight)


PLEASE MR. GRAVEDIGGER:
Throw a Beat: CDEP
Arty skronk rock. Songs are short, vocals are screamed; you know the drill. –Jimmy Alvarado (Pluto)


PLEASE MR. GRAVEDIGGER:
Throw a Beat: CDEP
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking get it already. You scream a lot, play angular guitar lines and throw in some choogling keyboard lines for good measure. Slow it down a little and it sounds like electro-clash to me—the Numbers, maybe? Erase Errata? I’m sure there must be some bastardized new wave of no-wave connection that I’m missing, but this just sounds like jumping on the bandwagon of a trend that’s already over and wasn’t hugely interesting to begin with. –Puckett (Pluto)


PLEASE MR. GRAVEDIGGER:
Here’s to the Life of the Party: CD
The singer of this band seems to have some sort of glandular dysfunction which causes his mouth to produce too much saliva, which in turn comes flying out of his mouth into the microphone as he screams his atonal lyrics. It’s kind of like that drunk guy you stood next to in that club the other day, who was trying to shout something in your ear, but all you got out of it was a wet ear. It’s too bad, ‘cause the rest of the band has got some really interesting stuff going on, including an occasional farfisa organ bleeding through the fuzzed-out guitars and the pounding drums and bass. I gotta think one of the other guys in this band could do the singing, they’d each get a larger cut, and they’d be a decent hardcore band. –Brian Mosher (Pluto)


PLEASURE FOREVER:
Alter: CD
If Tom Waits were thirty years younger and had a hard-on for college rock, I bet his band would sound just like this. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sub Pop)


PLEASURE FOREVER:
Self-titled: CD
Pleasure Forever offer for their debut full length a first-hand listen to a world steeped in lives gone wrong and scenes of sinister occult. Like Nick Cave’s often violently demented lyrics, the songs on this record are equal parts urban tragedy and circus sideshow morality play. Instrumentally they offer a simple piano, guitar, and drum three piece, but with each player’s wide range of quietly atmospheric jazz to grinding rock, Pleasure Forever manages to defy categorization. I think within that quality lies their greatest power over the listener. Often on this record they musically turn on a dime. They hold the listener suspended over the railing with one thick forearm, only to pull them back onto solid footing with a smirk. I left this record feeling a fondness for their bitterly dark mood and the almost vaudevillian originality of their sound. –Guest Contributor (GSL)


PLEASURE FOREVER:
Self-titled: CD
Andrew Rothbard. Josh Hughes. David Clifford. Two-thirds of this San Francisco-based trio initially impacted independent music as The VSS in 1995. With one full-length ("Nervous Circuits") and a handful of singles, split albums, etc., The VSS were part of an early wave of keyboard-heavy art rock. Theirs was music for kids who liked Joy Division and Gang of Four, but never really went goth. After an abrupt split in 1997, The VSS reformed as Slaves, an equally dark experience in rock music. Which bring us to Pleasure Forever, the trio's most recent moniker, and its self-titled, Sub Pop debut. From the heavy swirl of keyboards that mark "Goodnight," Pleasure Forever opens like some Baz Luhrmann fantasy of 1920's Berlin invaded by the Birthday Party with Ray Manzarak on keyboards. As the album progresses, Pleasure Forever's post-punk cabaret swells to fierce proportions, marked by the industrial-tinged chant of "rise, rise, rise" on "Meet Me in Eternity," before moving towards a more guitar-driven path. With the album's eight minute, forty-two second climax, "Magnus Opus," Pleasure Forever channels the spirits of rock music's darkest spirits from Black Sabbath to Bauhaus without ever really sounding like anyone other than Pleasure Forever. –Liz O. (Sub Pop)


PLEASURE KILLS, THE:
Self-titled: 7”
I guess retro-power pop is the flavor du jour. These kids are quite proficient at it, which is a definite plus, with either tune here conceivably being a minor hit back when power pop wasn’t retro. –Jimmy Alvarado (Polypore)


PLEBE, LA:
Hasta La Muerta: CD
La Plebe is a band I would normally fall over myself liking, but that just ain’t the case. While their lyrics aren’t too bad and touch upon things more relevant than “Beer beer I like beer,” and they’re quite good on their instruments, the post-Rancid feel of the tunes relegates their efforts back into the gray din of generic modern “street punk” bands, and the inclusion of horns gives it all a Voodoo Glow Skulls sheen that just ain’t helping matters much. Is subject matter more important than music? Dunno, but I do know that no matter what, I probably won’t remember this at all within three days, and that’s a real bummer. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.redscare.net)


PLEBE, LA:
Exploited People and Conquista 21: CDEP
Hardcore punk from la Misión, with a wholly unnecessary horn section. While I can totally relate to some of the sentiments expressed here (being a Chicano raised in abject poverty in East Los, I find myself nodding in agreement when they speak of barrio and lower class hardships), I have a hard time swallowing lines like “don’t call me addict ‘cause the drugs help me heal.” I’ve seen too many good people, including myself, fall for those lies and end up embodying the stereotypes that others have created to pigeonhole us (Chicanos and punks alike). Which is not to say that I’m some fuckin’ teetotaler who walks a straight line or anything, but there’s a fine line between having a beer or a toke with the boys and using alcohol and drugs to drown out life’s pain. My suggestion is to take a little time and read Rudolfo Acuńa’s Occupied America and learn why you are in the position you’re in instead of focusing too much time on “healing.” –Jimmy Alvarado (www.laplebe.com)


PLEBE, LA:
Conquista 21: CD
Think Voodoo minus the ska and with a much better grasp of the Spanish language. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.laplebe.com)


PLEXI 3:
Timebox: 7”
Peppy, happy guy/girl vocals but not girly, not emo: pretty straight rockin’. It’s pop punk that’s radio friendly, and it feels fun, but this record is kind of reserved, no explosions. I like my pop faster and more harmonic, but really interested in what the band does next. –Speedway Randy (Full Breach Kicks)


PLEXI 3:
Tides of Change: LP

Plexi 3 play garagey power pop with female vocals and some girl group dramatics. Power pop requires a fine balance of, well, power and pop. The main problem with this album is that it needs more of both. It’s just not quite catchy enough to make up for how little it rocks. I’d like to see this band live. I bet they’re more energetic on stage, and they probably play in places with shitty PAs that mute the grating vocals. This sounds like the work of a band that is not quite ready to do a full-length, so I’m giving Plexi 3 a vote of confidence. The songs that the drummer wrote are fucking catchy, and they covered the Everly Brothers. Let’s hope that they stick around long enough to capitalize on the potential shown.

–CT Terry (Bachelor)


PLEXI 3:
Tides of Change : CD
This twelve-song album feels like a flailing morph between Matthew Sweet and the old Denver band Dressy Bessy. It sounds like the music lessons paid off and these guys and gal, as they figured out how to writes songs. But all the fuzzed guitar tones and psychedelic album art isn’t going to make the music any good. I’m assuming Plexi 3 is trying to ride the indie wave of The New Pornographers flag with co-ed vocals and layered instrumentation, but they fall short on delivering the punch. –N.L. Dewart (Certified PR)


PLIMSOULS, THE:
One Night in America: CD
Judas Priest. The gods are truly smiling on power pop fans. To augment the woefully inadequate availability of Plimsouls' product (only Everywhere at Once is readily available), this brand new live CD has hit the shelf. Recorded in 1981, probably in Cleveland, this is guitar rock at its finest. Yes, we have the Zeros, the Romantics, and many others-but The Plimsouls live is a godsend. This record features Plimsouls favorites like "I'll Get Lucky," "How Long Will It Take," and of course "A Million Miles Away." Plus some cool covers of bands like the Outsiders, the Kinks, and the Easybeats. The Easybeats, for Christ's sake! Throw Angus Young's brother a bone- times are tough. Great sound. Another release is planned for next year. But buy this record and then buy one for a Xmas present for a pal. You'll get something better than a lump of coal this time around. The return of the Plimsouls is good news for the music world. Real rock that has stood the test of time. -Sean Koepenick –Guest Contributor (Oglio)


PLOT TO BLOW UP THE EIFFEL TOWER:
If You Cut Us We Bleed: CDEP
Skronk rock, strangely reminiscent of a less jazzy Saccharine Trust in a pisser of a mood. Can’t decide whether I thought it was the bee’s knees or not, but it did make the past seven minutes of my life a little more interesting. –Jimmy Alvarado (HCNL)


PLOT TO BLOW UP THE EIFFEL TOWER, THE:
INRI: CDEP
This San Diego four-piece has been at it for a while, offending people everywhere. This EP contains three songs, INRI, a remix, and a cover of “Boys Keep Swinging” by David Bowie and Brian Eno. I prefer the dark tones of INRI over the cover but this is worth collecting if its in the bargain bin. TPTBUTET has a lot of hype these days, and I think they partially live up to it. Their music is for fans of disjointed, angular post rock. They want to know, “Have you heard about the filthy king nailed up to his cross of desire and sin?” –Buttertooth (Art Fag: www.artfag.us)


PLUGZ, THE:
Move b/w Mindless Contentment, Let Go: 7"
Hell yeah. The band that often got mistaken for being from East LA because they were Mexican and played LA all the time (they were from Hollywood), The Plugz were part of the very first wave of Southern California punk rock – full of desperation, sharp pain, and great songwriting. Fuck, it’s just such good music that’s the obvious bridge between straight-ahead, no bullshit Chuck Berry rock’n’roll and where early Los Lobos launched from, soaked in the same type of infectious swagger and rockabilly dance that The Gears and The Zeros would embrace and tackle in tandem to The Plugz. So, when Xene says X were the first and only band in the world to operate in a void by plugging the patchchords of punk, rockabilly, and poetry together, you may hold this seven inch aloft and say, “Nay. History is here, in these grooves, pressed in 1978. Although you may control the museums, this piece of vinyl contradicts thee.” This is another “fanclub release” (with the matrix number scratched off from the acetate, no less), but I don’t think this 7” has been available for years and years besides on eBay, so it’s well worth the hunt. Hell yeah. –Todd Taylor (it’s a bootleg, smartypants)


PLURALS, THE:
Whatevers Forever: CD
Well this grabbed me right off the start. Fast-paced, kinda punky indie rock with a male vocalist with an almost cartoony kind of voice and a female vocalist with the sweetest layered tones this side of vintage Kim Deal. That first song really smacks you around a bit. In a good way. I guess the part that sucks about that is that the rest of the disc is left trying to pick up the pieces. Sometimes it’s beautiful pop, sometimes off kilter pseudo hardcore. The band starts to lose the identity that is very clearly defined by that opening track. Having said that, I really like a lot of the songs on here, but, as a whole, it’s not flowing together. I’d give them another listen for sure. –Ty Stranglehold (Good Time Gang, myspace.com/goodtimegangrecordings)


PLUS ONES, THE:
It’s a Calling: CD
Goddamn the Plus Ones. I hate most pop music these days, but the same thing happens every time I hear one of their friggin’ releases: just as I’m about to dismiss it as the pile of pop pap it is, they throw in that one song that just puts a wrench into the whole thing and I gotta go back to square one and reevaluate the whole damned release again. This release is no different. The song in question is “Serve in Heaven/Rule in Hell,” a nearly flawless piece of Teenage Fanclub-esque punked-out pop with a seriously infectious hook. Before that song made its appearance, I was pretty icked out by the whole affair. Now I’ve gone back and, lo and behold, I’m hearing all kindsa weird shit buried under those guitars, including echoes of the Who, the Jam and, of all things, the friggin’ Vapors. Now I gotta keep this damned thing ’cause I found I actually like more than three quarters of the songs on it. I hate when that happens. Goddamn the Plus Ones. Who the hell are they to make a pop album that doesn’t blow sheep? Cheeky bastards. –Jimmy Alvarado (Asian Man)


PLUS ONES/TRAVOLTAS:
Split: CDEP
Plus Ones: The songs aren’t as immediately catchy as their first disc, but are pleasant enough as pop goes. The third song, “You’ve Been Had,” was by far the best. Travoltas: Yet another post-Queers pop punk band to fill up space on the music racks. They’re good at what they do, but there’s already literally millions of others already strip mining this plot on the punk rock landscape. Give it a rest, already. –Jimmy Alvarado (Asian Man)


PNEMONIAS, THE:
Self-Titled: 7"
Very Ramonesy, but done really well. The thing that confuses me is that, although they appear to be in their late twenties, they’re singing about being rejected at the high school dance. Maybe they do things differently in France, or maybe they need to let something go. –Megan Pants (High School Reject)


PNEUMONIAS, THE:
Self-titled: 7” EP
Thuddy garage punk, very Loli and the Chones/Rip Off Records. Songs are approximately twice the length they need to be, but this’ll do the trick in a pinch. –Jimmy Alvarado (High School Refuse)


PNEUMONIAS, THE:
Automatic Pistol: 7"EP
If you were wondering whether there are any French bands that strike a garagey midpoint between Les Hatepinks and the Four Slicks, there are, and these are they. I would jump around some, but my boss called and told me i have to work early tomorrow, so when this record is done i’m just going to go to bed. Maybe i’ll jump around some tomorrow. BEST SONG: “Computer Girl,” because no native English speaker could pronounce “computer” that way, even if they tried, which i did. BEST SONG TITLE: “Automatic Pistol.” Actually, that’s really stupid. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I had pneumonia when i was four. –Rev. Norb (Frantic City)


POCKET ROCKETS, THE:
Discrete and Powerful: CD-R
This is straightforward grunge-style barroom rock that’s musically similar to Thelonious Monster, Dinosaur Jr., Meat Puppets, and early Soul Asylum. Although the vocals are just a tad too slurred, whiny, and annoying for my inebriated tastes, the tight instrumental interplay is perfectly created with the utmost of talent and finesse. And even though a couple of the well-versed songs on here suffer from watered-down sluggishness, this is still a fairly unique aural offering that will assuredly receive a decent amount of attentive affection from my ears. The Pocket Rockets just might be on their way to a higher plateau of sonic splendor in the very near future, so be on the look-out, folks. –Roger Moser, Jr. –Guest Contributor (Independent)


POGO, THE:
Police Story: 7"
I think, logically, this is what my old band would have sounded like if they kept me on vocals. Hell, even the pictures remind me of my stupid freshman haircut. My only conclusion is that this band is from an alternate universe where I still like street punk. I didn’t realize street punk was getting into quantum physics. Just to be clear, if a street punk band were to start singing about science, it would be metric buttloads better than this 7”. –Bryan Static (Loud Punk)


POINT JUNCTURE WA:
Heart to Elk: CD
How this came to Razorcake, I’m not sure. This sounds very coffee shop to me. I mean that it’s something that one of your local baristas would probably enjoy, but it’s not anything that would scare off the morning rush who are there only to get their coffee (or whatever) on the way to the office. It’s kinda drone-y and ambient indie rock while not forgetting to have some aim at pop. Nothing on here gets out of control, but nothing gets too accessible, either. –Vincent Battilana (Self-released)


POINTBLANK:
Self-titled: CDEP
You know what I love? I’ll tell you what I love. I love good thrash music. I usually can’t take too much of it (whoever invented discographies has the musical stamina of a god), but an EP or 7” is usually the perfect dose. Pointblank is good. They play fast hardcore that would fit on 625 or Havoc, and they sound pretty original. They still definitely keep that punk tip, too...minimal metal here. Fast, hard, stressed vocals, basic progressions, etc. Keeps up with the greats, fo’ sure. –Will Kwiatkowski (myspace.com/bloodshotmind)


POINTED STICKS:
Waiting for the Real Thing: CD
If you have any love for sweet-toothed new wave punk from the original wave, the Pointed Sticks are a go. I put them in that awkward-fitting triumvirate of The Vapors and The Human League: bands perhaps known for one or two songs (like “Turning Japanese”), but much more solid and talented than that. The good news: this here is a collection which includes many unreleased and super-duper-hard-to-find songs. Awesome. These Canadian obscurities from the late ‘70s/early ‘80s hold up. You get peeks into the rawer beginnings and also the polished bone snap (with sweet candy marrow) of songs that spanned their short career. The so-so news: a good clump of these songs were just recently re-released on the Perfect Youth album. The archivist and pure music lover in me would like two totally separated experiences where you’d get to pick which collection of songs fit a mood better. In the end, that’s a small quibble that gets shadowed by this simple fact: man, what a great, fun band to listen to. –Todd Taylor (Sudden Death)


POINTED STICKS:
Perfect Youth: CD
Don’t let the name fool you into thinking this is a hardcore band. This is the 25th anniversary re-issue of some of the best Canadian pop with punk sensibilities (spiky pop) ever released. I put this up on a pedestal with The Go-Go’s Beauty and the Beat, The Vapors New Clear Day, and Elvis Costello’s My Aim Is True. Non-sappy, exciting, timeless (well, two and half decades with no sign of obvious wear) pop that, if you’re in the mood to sing along to instead of shaking your fist to, you can’t go wrong with. Great for dates, also great as “ambassador music,” music you can introduce to people who “don’t really like punk,” so they’ll soften up a little bit before you turn up the heat. Geek notes: Dimwit, drummer of the Subhumans, joined them pretty early on and the songs off of their 7” are the bonus tracks. –Todd Taylor (Sudden Death)


POINTED STICKS:
Perfect Youth: CD
This album is a re-release of the only album by Vancouver sensations the Pointed Sticks, which was originally released twenty-five years ago. Pointed Sticks formed in 1979 and they broke up in 1981, leaving a highly influential mark on the Canadian punk scene. This album is impeccable. To my embarrassment, this is the first time I have heard it. I hang my head in shame for not already being familiar with this album. But I am sure happy I can enjoy it now. The vocals sound like they are stuck in Nick Jones’ throat. They are a high pitched, semi-whine, clogged nose kind of a sound, as he belts out great lyrics to pop/rock/punk songs with a subtle keyboard to compliment him. The vocals are intoxicating and they automatically catch your ear for their unique sound. “Marching Song,” “Perfect Youth,” “True Love,” “Way You Do,” and “Out of Luck” are fantastic. –Jenny Moncayo (Sudden Death)


POINTING FINGER:
Best Bruises Collection: CD
Bland, faceless youth crew hardcore stuff from either Brazil or Portugal, judging from the members’ names. –Jimmy Alvarado (Third Party)


POINTING FINGER:
Best Bruises Collection: CD
Bland, faceless youth crew hardcore stuff from either Brazil or Portugal, judging from the members’ names. –Jimmy Alvarado (Third Party)


POINTS, THE:
Self-titled: CD
Yer basic thud punk here from a three-piece with a keyboardist where a bassist usually goes. –Jimmy Alvarado (Mud Memory)


POISON ARROWS, THE:
Straight into the Drift: CDEP
This features an ex-member of Don Caballero, but that does little to save this one: devoid of any type of excitement whatsoever, and meandering to the point of oblivion. Oh shit, guess my indie card will be revoked post haste. –Sean Koepenick (File 13)


POISON CONTROL:
The Violent Years: 7” EP
Four servings of punchy, mid-tempo hardcore. I kept expecting them to shift into overdrive at any second, but they never did, which made it all the better. Keep ’em guessing, you know? Good stuff. –Jimmy Alvarado (Deranged)


POISON CONTROL:
The Violent Years: 7”
Guttural, fierce hardcore always has its place, but doesn’t always leave its mark. The first three songs of this 7”, for example, are great hardcore songs, but don’t really have any chance of staying in rotation of my listening. That’s why it’s all about the transition from the third to fourth—and final—song of this record. Halfway through the B-side, the music does a 180 and turns from an all-out attack of fist-pumping punk to a genuine introspective of someone who suffers from social anxiety, while maintaining the energy and fury of the first three songs but raising the intensity to an almost frightening level. One of the top 5 B-sides of 2007, and definitely one of the most intense songs as well. If you were at the Fest this year, that dude who sang those SSD songs with Witches With Dicks is the lead singer of this band. –Daryl Gussin (Deranged)


POISON IDEA:
Feel the Darkness: LP
This is a reissue of Poison Idea’s classic 1990 album. If you’re a fan of the band, you know you need this album. If you don’t know Poison Idea, Feel the Darkness is a good introduction. It shows the band at their best—blending straight ahead rock’n’roll elements (like being able to play their instruments amazingly well and texturing songs with guitar parts that flirt with the idea of a solo without once wanking off) and punk rock (in the gruff vocals and raw honesty of the lyrics). On a first listen, Feel the Darkness gives you a lucid insight into where bands like Turbonegro and the New Bomb Turks got so many good ideas. On repeated listens, you’ll just think, man, I need to own more stuff by Poison Idea. –Sean Carswell (Farewell)


POISON IVVY, THE:
Out for a Kill: CD
The fourth LP from this Swiss trio with an across-the-ages sound similar to the U.K.’s Four Letter Word, GBH, and Guitar Gangsters. Well-coordinated, bottom-heavy rhythm section, metal guitar, and raspy, shouted choral vocals move at a decent clip. Catchy and sing-along at times; repetitive at others. Early in their fifteen-plus year career, they oddly added a second V in ivy. –Jessica Thiringer (Colibri/Crazy Love, colibri-records.ch, crazyloverecords.de)


POLAR BEAR CLUB:
Sometimes Things Just Disappear: CD
This record has a different kind of icing for everyone, but I can’t help feeling like they forgot the cake.Sometimes Things Just Disappear is gruff, yet brooding, atmospheric, yet aggressive, lyrically pointed, yet blurry, and that’s gonna work for some people. To me, it just feels safe. Drenched in the early twenties spirit of wanting the post and the punk, I don’t think they’ve mastered either. In the end, I’m really left wondering where the hooks are. Maybe they come out more with repeated listens, but it’s not gonna get that far. –Nick Toerner  –Guest Contributor (Red Leader)


POLAR GOLDIE CATS:
Floral Phantasms: CD
I know that often when people don’t like the sound of something they liken that something to the torturing of a cat. But literally, literally people, the first track on this CD seems to be a recording of a cat being tortured. Or at least a cat being annoyed really, really badly. I may be, you know, unhip, but I don’t know why anyone would want to start their CD off that way. Is it like those college courses where the professor is a gigantic asshole for the first month of the course so that all of the weaker students drop out and let the proverbial cream rise to the top? Because it totally alienated me right from the start. The rest of the CD contains seven tracks of uninspired instrumental music. Kind of like the soundtrack to a movie that a pretentious ex-boyfriend of mine would have dragged me to. Yuck. –Jennifer Whiteford (Up)


POLECAT BOOGIE REVIVAL:
Self-titled: CD
Some of that ol’ Confederacy of Scum-style Southern punk on a label outta Wyoming. Features ex-members of Hellstomper and the tunes are in the same vein. Cover art looks a whole lot like some of those Mans Ruin releases the COS bands had, particularly the Antiseen reissue. At this point, you know if this is your cuppa or whether you are walking on by. –Mike Frame (zodiackillerrecords.com)


POLES, THE:
As Above, So Below: CD EP
Boring, modern rock that didn’t even interest me enough to make want to listen to the whole thing twice. –Donofthedead (Doubleplusgood)


POLES, THE:
As Above, So Below: CDEP
Boring, modern rock that didn’t even interest me enough to make want to listen to the whole thing twice. –Donofthedead (Doubleplusgood)


POLICE & THIEVES:
Amor y Guerra: CD
Some D.C. residents vibe heavy on their Revolution Summer predecessors, right down to the Ian-esque vocals. Though not as sonically diverse as some of those mid-‘80s bands could be, the results here could easily be put in that space between, say, Second Wind and Embrace and no one would cry foul. –Jimmy Alvarado (Youngblood)


POLIDICKS:
Salt Lake City: CD
The lyrics convey their point quite nicely, but the music is kinda faceless metal-tinged hardcore and the vocals are completely unintelligible. –Jimmy Alvarado (Wounded Paw)


POLIDICKS:
No Peace? No Chance: CD
The problem I’ve always had with the crusty, political punk bands is that although I like the lyrics and the idea of what they’re doing, it often comes across as screechy and squelchy. Polidicks manage to avoid that trap for the most part. Hard, fast and loud is the order for the day and they serve it up in a palatable fashion. Add in the clever samples and movie clips and we’ve got us a winner. Wait, is does slide into that screech from time to time, but not enough to ruin the record. Good stuff. –Ty Stranglehold (Wounded Paw)


POLLUTION:
Nasty DNA: Tape
Pollution play blasted-speaker hardcore that will appeal to hoodie-clad dorm room moshers and crusties who name their dogs after brands of cheap beer. The songs maintain a nice tunefulness, even as the music grinds down to a headbanging crawl. At times, Pollution reminds me of faster Melvins material, or Born Against at their dirgiest. This is a full-length cassette and it’s totally kick ass. –CT Terry (C6)


POLYGON:
Self-titled: CD-R
This very light, four-song pop demo EP doesn’t distinguish itself in any way. It’s mildly fun and fluffy, like a Lifetime TV movie about an abusive relationship. The vocals are held back and whisper-soft. I think they’re going for a dreamy quality, but I just fell asleep. Is this a nightmare? –Art Ettinger (Chronic Death, myspace.com/polygonzz)


POLYGON:
Demo: CD-R EP
Before this disc was sent to me, I downloaded the tracks because it features three of the five guys who made up the now recently departed Sleepwall. Those three guys got another guy and formed this here band, Polygon. I didn’t expect Polygon to be Sleepwall, but Sleepwall does work as a decent and seemingly appropriate reference point for discussing Polygon. Polygon, not unlike Sleepwall, also likes their ‘90s. Polygon doesn’t have all the punk inclinations of Sleepwall, but does have the affinity for good indie/alternative stuff from decades past. This doesn’t hit as hard as Sleepwall did, and part of that is due to the vocals. That doesn’t mean that it’s not good. The music is something that Sleepwall could have progressed to, but the singing is uniquely Polygon. His vocals are younger sounding and softer, which give Polygon a more playful and light-hearted tone. Polygon’s definitely worth keeping an eye out for. –Vincent Battilana (myspace.com/polygonzz)


POLYSICS:
Neu: CD
The American release of Polysics’ second album, originally released three years ago and only now being domestically released thanks to the kindness and diligence of Asian Man, and oh what a record it is. The Devo influence is still firmly in place, but the tunes seem less melodic and infused with more intensity, making them just plain rock out harder than their previous long player, Hey Bob! My Friend. More succinctly, this is the equivalent of having Boojie Boy rape your eardrum with an old Casio keyboard. Hunt down either of album, play it loud and play it often, ‘cause Polysics rule. –Jimmy Alvarado (Asian Man)


POLYSICS:
Hey! Bob! My Friend!: CD
Close your eyes. Now picture Servotron as a three-piece Japanese group who develop this weird kink in their music after one too many Melt Banana listening sessions. Thank God that I didn't go with my initial gut instinct and pass this one up, 'cause this is gonna get a lot of airplay in my house, boyo. Frighteningly good. –Jimmy Alvarado (Asian Man)


PONIES:
Self-titled: CD
(Make note, this isn’t The Ponys.) Spazzy DIY rock in the musical-notes-instead-of-rocks cement mixer of The Okmoniks, ADD/C, The Lipstick Pickups, Los Federales, and The Leeches, augmented by altitude sickness (they’re from Flagstaff) and screams into your left ear. At times, it’s endearing. At other times, it’s like getting a tamale and you unwrap the husk to find another husk. It’s annoying, but you can work through that, too, unpeel it again, and it’s nice and warm and soft inside with just a little bit of chicken knuckle you’ll have to spit out into a napkin. I’ve got the feeling they’re on to something, and haven’t quite figured out how their Optimus Prime should be assembled for maximum ass kicking, but am willing to double check how their creative underwear fill up for the next release. –Todd Taylor (DogPony)


PONIES, THE:
Self-Titled: 7"
Dunno if it’s all that desert heat or the fact that they live so close to a big hole in the ground, but Arizona cranks out some mighty interesting bands. Noisy, silly, and weird in all the right ways, these kids are. –Jimmy Alvarado (Knifechase)


PONY BOY:
Sexual Assault Rifle: LP
First of all, the title of the record is just brilliant. Something I wish I would have thought of first. Secondly, the album artwork, all of it, is particularly striking. A silk-screened cover, very colorful, with a cardinal perched atop a rifle with a grey kitty looking on. The labels on the record are of a giraffe with boobs and a hornet with an erection. Furries are stoked. And it comes with an insert of what might be a crucified Magnum P.I. Musically, the first thing that comes to mind is Pink Razors, which might make sense since they are both from Bloomington. It’s not that it sounds exactly like Pink Razors, because it certainly doesn’t, but it sounds as if they both live in the shared space of a Venn diagram that includes modern DIY punk, ‘80s college rock, and ‘90s indie rock. They live in a world of pop punk but are acutely aware of more challenging sounds and styles, incorporating complex timings and arrangements with bits of pop sensibilities a la Tanner, or a slightly tamed Triclops! There’s a lot of stuff going on here; effects are employed quite nicely with what sounds like perhaps Theremin, moog, or tape looping. But with precious little information provided, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of said devices. As well, this is one of the few times I receive a record and wish I had a lyric sheet to go with it so I can sing along without having to guess and make up my own lyrics. It is early in the year, but I think so far I have my favorite new record of the year. Sexual Assault Rifle has me a Pony Boy fan. –Jeff Proctor (Let’s Pretend)


PONYS:
Self-titled: 7"
This is the second band (Kill Me Tomorrow was the other) in as many months that takes elements of early Cure – the swaying rhythms, more than a couple of guitar lines, and mopey wry-smile vocals – and turn them on their ear for a satisfying, updated effect. The entire affair, instead of being plugged into the gray clouds, feels less theatric (it’s not glam mope) than the Cure. It’s not frenetic but it’s not super polished and the slower parts build a nice atmosphere that’s dense and you get the feeling that a ton of original thought went into these songs, much like The Starvations newest record. –Todd Taylor (Contaminated)


PONYS, THE:
Celebration Castle: CD
Indie pop from a group that has apparently learned well from those old post-punk pop albums from the ‘80s, ’cause that’s where it sounds like they’re taking their cues. Not a rehash here, but there’s just enough Echo, Cure, and Furs in the mix to ring familiar. Surprisingly good stuff and outside of the box enough to sound fresh and inventive. I like it lots. –Jimmy Alvarado (In the Red)


PONYS, THE:
So Sentimental: 7"
The Ponys are one of those bands that seem to tap into the vibe that goes across punk rock and indie hipster scenes, the way Hot Snakes, Le Shok, The Peechees, Black Lips, and others have. They don’t sound the same necessarily, yet all seem to have a pulse that brings everyone in, slipping equally into dirty punk hearts as much as emo soft centers. I swear it’s a drug vibe. Or maybe it’s that moody feeling of being lost, lost, lost that speaks to so many adult-sized teenagers. The Ponys play quick music but it’s not fast, and they play messy with a purpose. Harmonic vocals create solid anthems you can sink into. I haven’t heard their Matador release these days, but bless Alicja’s Contaminated Records for reissuing this older single. –Speedway Randy (Contaminated)


PONYS, THE:
“Wicked City” b/w “Little Friends”: 7”
Simple, thick-guitared punk with a bit of Richard Hell in the vocals; could easily have come out of New York in the late ‘70s. It would have been a little too poppy to have hit the Killed by Death lists, but people would still be listening to it now. Solid. –Cuss Baxter (Big Neck)


PONYS, THE:
Laced with Romance: CD
Man, people love this record. I keep hearing how “fierce” and “rock” they are. I don’t know, I hear a lot of the Cure and think it’s okay. –Megan Pants (In The Red)


PONYTAIL:
Kamehameha: CD
When you’re dubbed as an art school quartet and your name is Ponytail, there’s a good chance you will measure high on the suckability scale. This is the musical equivalent of someone taking a dolphin, stuffing it in a tank two sizes too small for its proportions, and then beating the aquatic mammal to a slow death with a crash cymbal. –Dave Disorder (Creative Capitalism)


POP TARDS:
Hot Cum on a Cold Child: CD
From the little sticker on the front: “The Saint Louis six-piece craft an in-your-face approach that reconciles noise with pop once and for all. ThinkBeach Boys meets Stockhausen with shimmery, soaring vocals.” Well, if Stockhausen wrote meandering noise pieces (and I guess some would argue much of his stuff was just that) for an ensemble comprised of barely proficient fourth graders, I can see the connection. The Beach Boys, however, are nowhere in evidence as far as I am able to determine. Based on the shock tactic title and phallic parental advisory sticker, methinks the whole thing is a bit of a piss-take. Hope the Lou Bega and Soundgarden fans they recommend it to on the aforementioned sticker actually pick up a copy, ‘cause that would indeed be funny. –Jimmy Alvarado (Waste, no address)


POPDEFECT:
R.I.P.: CD
A surfy/thrashy/pop band for twenty debaucherous years, PopDefect takes its final bows with a little pathos, a little bathos and a dash of self-depreciating humor on this full-length album. This release contains new recordings of "Drunken Sailor," "Vena's Revenge," and "Rock in My Hand" that aren't too different from the previously available versions, but it's nice to have them all in one place on what might be the band's finest collection of songs ever. The CD's final cut, "Dirge Overkill," is a song lamenting the last beer at a party that has long run its course as the band finds itself "far from the greatest show on earth" and serves as a moving coda to the band's lengthy career. The keg may have run dry but the memories will last a lunch time. –Bob Cantu (Heart Murmur, PO Box 50602, LA, CA 90050)


POPDEFECT:
R.I.P.: CD
A surfy/thrashy/pop band for twenty debaucherous years, PopDefect takes its final bows with a little pathos, a little bathos and a dash of self‑depreciating humor on this full‑length album. This release contains new recordings of "Drunken Sailor," "Vena's Revenge," and "Rock in My Hand" that aren't too different from the previously available versions, but it's nice to have them all in one place on what might be the band's finest collection of songs ever. The CD's final cut, "Dirge Overkill," is a song lamenting the last beer at a party that has long run its course as the band finds itself "far from the greatest show on earth" and serves as a moving coda to the band's lengthy career. The keg may have run dry but the memories will last a lunch time. –Guest Contributor (Heart Murmur)


POPE, THE:
Live Aids Free Tibet: 7”
I put this record on all excited because of the Aztec-inspired artwork. I thought, “Ooh, neato, Aztecs!” The music started playing and my second thought was, “Ick, make it stop!” It’s fast, loud, obnoxious, with lack of any kind of organization or rhythm. The song “Aztec Pride” just pisses me off because it’s five minutes long! Five minutes of complete bullshit. Are you kidding me with this? I got totally bitchfucked with this one. Not my idea of good stuff. I’m throwing this crap into the TijuanaRiver where it belongs. –Corinne –Guest Contributor (Yosada)


POPE, THE:
The Jazzman Cometh: CD and Book
Noise rock that sounds like Unsane in a bad mood. Playing this loud might actually work well as a defoliant as well. –Jimmy Alvarado (Wantage USA)


POPE, THE:
Sports: CD
Sports is an obnoxious noise record that is surprisingly accessible at times. The album title and some of the song titles, such as “I Want a New Sport” and “The Power of Sports,” pay tribute to none other than Huey Louis. An over-usage of computer and synthesizer sounds overpower the sometimes-interesting frantic guitar work. It’s supposed to be a mess, and it’s a mess that gets old fast. –Art Ettinger (Wäntage USA)


POPITILOPITILUS:
Huh?: 7"
Popitilopitilus couldn’t have picked a more fitting title for this 7”. The music is all over the place, from early ‘80s SoCal punk to ‘90s anarcho-screamcore to blatant Dead Kennedys rip off. The lyrics appear to have been written while on a whacked out magic mushroom trip. Anyone who sings about telling a girl not to ride a bike while wearing a mini skirt has got to be high. If I didn’t know better, I’d say it was a big, dumb joke or an ill-fated attempt at pulling a scam. –Josh Benke (Stank House)


POPITILOPITILUS:
Self-titled: 7” EP
Oddball hardcore that swings all over the map—hyper-thrash one second, Cowsy noise rock the next—then on to tunes about terror gnomes and having lasers for eyes. –Jimmy Alvarado (Stank House)


POPPETS:
Pre-Party: 7” EP
Sometimes the whole lo-fi approach actually detracts rather than adds to a band’s efforts, as is the case here. It sounds like they’ve taken what was originally a decent recording and intentionally dropped out the high and low ends to give it that lo-fi sound, but what they’ve actually managed to do is zap all the punch out of the tunes. As it stands, the songs aren’t bad in a simplistic punk/pop Loli And The Chones-lite kinda way, but I’m sure this would’ve been a stunner with some power behind it. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.bachelorrecords.com)


POPPETS:
Live Pĺ Utmarken: Cassette
Who thought cassettes would come back? In the last few years, the sturdy format that was once the standard for demos is returning with a vengeance in DIY circles. Burger Records is at the forefront of the tape revival movement and they specialize not only in making cassettes, but also in making cassettes of bands that sound especially rocking on that medium. Poppets is a great, sloppy Swedish pop outfit. This live set sounds extra vital on cassette. I want to hear more of Poppets and their danceable brilliance. This isn’t some shitty homegrown packaging, but a real, factory-produced tape. Hand-numbered and limited to just 250 copies, this cassette is a blast from the format on down. –Art Ettinger (Burger, burgerrecords.webs.com)


POPSTERS, THE:
All Of You: CD
I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out why a band would call themselves The Popsters? Sure they play some of the best pop-punk stuff I’ve heard in ages, but why so literal? It started to dawn on me when I listened to the lyrics a little closer. Odd wording and backwards grammar. A check of the liner notes revealed my suspicions. Italians singing in English. There you have it. I cannot and will not fault these guys for their ridiculous band name because there has to be a translation error. Yeah, that’s it….Anyway, let’s talk about the music. If you can bear any more Canadian references from me, I think they sound a lot like Doughboys and Bum. Two of the best pop bands we Canucks ever had to offer. Yep, The Popst…I can’t even type it again...these guys are that good. Throw a Mass Giorgini mix on it and there you have it. The Tom Petty cover is pretty good too. –Ty Stranglehold (Incessant Drip)


POPSTERS, THE:
All of You: CD
Mid-tempo melodicore/pop punk from Italy that you would never believe is not an American band. I would have been all over this in the pop punk wave of the late ‘90s. But as too much of any one thing gets old, I really have to say that this band is average. Even the cover of Tom Petty’s “American Girl” is played straight up with nothing added. Was hoping for so much more since it was coming from outside the states and released here. –Donofthedead (Incessant Drip)


POPSTERS, THE:
The Scene: 7” 45
The band’s one-sheet (“one-sheets are retarded and we don’t like them, but you know, whatever…”) inexplicably classifies the band as “Ramones-descended pop punk,” but the guitar rhythms and song structures are almost completely a-Ramonal, leading me to wonder if the dude who wrote the one-sheet (or, for that matter, the band) has even heard the Ramones in the first place. I mean, the only band i can think of from that entire era that The Popsters might reasonably lay claim to being “descended” from would be the Professionals, and even that reference is more circumstantial than anything. Contains a cover of Tom Petty’s “American Girl” that serves the noble enough purpose of putting a version of that song into the record collections of people like me who always kinda liked that song, but didn’t like it enough to actually go out and buy a Tom Petty record (though the song stops short of being even vaguely exceptional owing to the fact that the drummer stops keeping time once he starts playing fills), and ends with a hookless, five-minute patience tester that one would tend to file under “What Exactly WERE You Thinking?” were one a meticulous bookkeeper. In summation, i like their name, but i think their records should be pinker. BEST SONG: “American Girl” BEST SONG TITLE: Wow, still “American Girl” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I honestly cannot figure out if the band is from Carbondale, Illinois or Italy. –Rev. Norb (It’s Alive)


POPSTERS, THE:
Two Minutes b/w Runaway: 7"
Yet another classic pop punk slab o’ wax from the infamous Kazakhstanian pop punk guru! No… not Borat… that’s an English comedian making an ass out of himself…I’m talking about the infamous Adam Alive from California! Side A of this 7” showcases the Popster’s songwriting ability: great guitar solos and sing-along lyrics to die for. Side B is a cover of Dee Dee Ramone’s song “Runaway,” and it’s done well. The recording quality and musicianship win on this 7”. I know it’s only two songs, but get it if you dig this kind of stuff. The pre-burned super slick CD-R of the 7” is another bonus, and your mp3 players and car stereos and CD Walkmen will be feeling as important as that record player. Everyone wins! –Mr. Z (It’s Alive)


POPSTERS, THE:
Our Bites Bring You Back: CD
Pop punk from Italy that is all too familiar. Reminds me of some of The Ergs songs but without the love and girl themes. I think there is also something in there reminiscent of The Queers, too. I can’t quite place my finger on it, but this band is worth checking out. –Corinne (Cheapskate)


POPULAR SHAPES:
Bikini Style: CD
Loosely, very loosely, the Popular Shapes are in the same camp as The Lost Sounds, the A-Frames, and Le Shock (RIP). Hyper-angular, almost robotic voiced, whelped guitars, Wire-loving, Gang of Four-idolizing, Stick Men With Rayguns-admiring punk for animated mannequins. There’s nothing wrong with them, and I find myself really enjoying parts of songs, but like a spice that slips off the side of your tongue instead of blooming right in the middle, I can’t hold my arms up in the touchdown position when listening to the Popular Shapes. What’s weirder is that, on repeated listens, I’m both liking it more and liking it less. Huh. If you don’t squint at adventure and don’t need straight-ahead melodies holding your hand all the way through a song, I say give ‘em a chance. I’ll sit here and see if it grows on me. –Todd Taylor (On/On Switch)


POPULAR SHAPES:
Bikini Style: CD
I love The Fall. I love Wire. And I love The Popular Shapes. When I see The Popular Shapes live, I scream with delight and they have motivated me to leave the house more times than I would want to count. I secretly question the taste of my friends who don’t like them. Bikini Style captures the live excitement and adds to it, creating a record that might even make some non-fans into converts. I know that people will say it’s No Wave or Art Rock, and The Popular Shapes might take from those genres, but the results are like tossing it into a concrete mixer and getting pure magic. Highly recommended. –Josh (On/On Switch)


POPULAR SHAPES / THE INTELLIGENCE:
Split: 7"
The Popular Shapes: These guys are starting to grow on me and I think the lower dosage of only two songs serves as a bit of an inoculation to their full-length. You know how the Tasmanian Devil, when he’s moving really quickly, his body is just swirls with the occasional limb poking out? That’s what the Popular Shapes sound like to me. They seem to spin songs so quickly and in such a tight circle that it’s sometimes hard to hear what’s really going on. I can easily imagine them great live – if they’re the whirlwind counterpart to these two cuts – sharing the stage with The Tyrades. The Intelligence: Very Dieter-rock and Teutonic-sounding. Fronted by an android-voiced dude and framed by iceberg-y and cold knife guitars, metronomic drumming, and jutting angularity, it’s a wee bit too arty and a wee not as rocking for my tastes. “Cold Calling” reminds me of the song on the Repo Man soundtrack, the one that kept on repeating “Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole,” just not as catchy –Todd Taylor (Dirtnap)


POPULAR SHAPES, THE/INTELLIGENCE, THE: :
Split: 7"
The Popular Shapes sound kind of like the Minutemen, and when I say that they sound like the Minutemen, I mean that they sound like the parts of the songs that were really disjointed. The main difference between the Minutemen and the Popular Shapes is that no matter how noisy and abrasive the Minutemen got, all you had to do was wait a few seconds for everything to mesh together and they would rule your school. The Intelligence played in the background while I ate pizza. –Josh (Dirtnap)


POPULAR SHAPES/INTELLIGENCE:
Split: 7"
Seattle slaps us once again with a double whammy. The Popular Shapes spin you on a tilt-a-whirl of pretty indescribable sound. Honestly, I can’t really put my finger in it. It really is like a carnival ride. The guitar and melody of their two songs leave you dizzy and wanting cotton candy. If you have enough balance to flip the record over, The Intelligence will soothe your sixties sweet tooth. All in all, it’s a pretty sweet ride. –Petite Paquet (Dirtnap)


POPULATION REDUCTION:
At the Throats of Man Forever: CD
I am guilty of buying stuff for my personal collection and not making an effort to review it in this here mag. I saw PR back in early December of last year. They’re a two man grind, death, metal, punk margarita blender that truly impressed me. Straight-up guitar and drums with dueling vocals was a hoot. Also included in the mix was their great sense of humor. I was sold. I bought the tour 7” and the CD and for some reason (I think I ran out of money) I didn’t buy a shirt. Got to try and support the touring bands! Well, anyway. This is some damn good stuff if you like your cookie monster and rectum ripped screaming vocals. Drums that blast away with double bass drums with cymbals and drum heads pounded with power and precision. I witnessed it first hand and he was barefoot too. The guitars have the requisite chunk and heavy riffage. Nothing soft here. This is coming from two guys who were super nice and friendly when I met them and they morphed into this madness once on stage. –Donofthedead (Tankcrimes)


POPULATION REDUCTION:
At the Throats of Man Forever: CD
I am guilty of buying stuff for my personal collection and not making an effort to review it in this here mag. I saw PR back in early December of last year. They’re a two man grind, death, metal, punk margarita blender that truly impressed me. Straight-up guitar and drums with dueling vocals was a hoot. Also included in the mix was their great sense of humor. I was sold. I bought the tour 7” and the CD and for some reason (I think I ran out of money) I didn’t buy a shirt. Got to try and support the touring bands! Well, anyway. This is some damn good stuff if you like your cookie monster and rectum ripped screaming vocals. Drums that blast away with double bass drums with cymbals and drum heads pounded with power and precision. I witnessed it first hand and he was barefoot too. The guitars have the requisite chunk and heavy riffage. Nothing soft here. This is coming from two guys who were super nice and friendly when I met them and they morphed into this madness once on stage. –Donofthedead (Tankcrimes)


POPULATION REDUCTION:
At the Throats of Man Forever: 7"
The music on here is ruling. Great riffs and drumming, with excellent production. Unfortunately, the vocals are just too low and guttural for my taste. Fans of early Napalm Death and other early death metal/grind will love this! First three hundred are on green/black splatter vinyl for the scum. If you love those low vocals, this is gonna be about as good as you will find. –Mike Frame (Tankcrimes)


POPULATION REDUCTION:
Each Birth a New Disaster: LP
If you haven’t heard the magic of this guitar and drums duo in person or on recording and you are a fan of metal, grind, death and such, you are missing out. This is the band’s first full-length, showcasing their brand of death metal, grindcore, and thrash attack which continues on the greatness of their At the Throats of Man Forever EP that came out a year or two back. Heavy riffs, blast beats, and everything in between are thrown out at you. There is no lack of heaviness and speed from these two men from the Bay area. The music will make you bang your head, mosh, slam, and, for stoner types, maybe smoke one. It makes you feel like they are taking you for a ride; first going slow, then fast, and finally even faster, about to crash but still in control. Interested yet? But on top of all that, they have humor. Make fun of the Amish? Old people? SUV owners? Black metal fans? All of the above. They don’t seem to narrow themselves to what topics they cover in their lyrics. Overall, this LP has shown me how much I really do like this band. After seeing them live and hearing them recorded before, they surely raised the bar on this one. –Donofthedead (Tankcrimes)


POPZILLAS, THE:
The Incredible Adventures of Pandora Pop: CD
This is really unique and interesting. As far as I can tell from the translated-from-German one sheet, this is a German band playing a concept album that I think is supposed to be a soundtrack to a Japanese manga story. It doesn’t make any sense, but I like it. It’s really pro-produced sounding pop with ethereal female vocals. It’s nice, I could listen to this a few times for sure, I just don’t really understand what they’re trying to do. –Ben Snakepit (Wolverine)


PORCELAIN GOD:
Home Taping Is Killing Music: CD
Super-homemade CD of “anti-hardcore psychedelic punk” recorded in 1982, that sounds like some kind of sub-Beefheart twenty-somethings with a $25 budget for instruments and recording. Historically valuable, perhaps, but not in a Killed By Death way. And entertaining, but not in a 72-minute way. –Cuss Baxter (Slutfish)


PORCH GHOULS:
Self-titled: 10” EP
Down’n’dirty, lowest of the fi, dirt-dragged gospel swamp boogie blues. They’ve got their arms around quaalude sorrow and amphetamine burns, meaning they’ve sizzled through the highs and embrace the lows (or at least sound like it. They may be upright citizens). It’s also the first band I’ve ever heard that plays the suitcase; a 50’s dealie with a hole for a mic and a foot pedal and a tambourine attached. This slab is mostly covers and who they pay homage to is telling: Hound Dog Taylor, Willie Dixon, Little Richard, and R.L. Burnside. Listen to this long enough, and I feel my teeth start loosening and I keep reaching for an unmarked mason jar to swallow my fears and troubles away. The Porch Ghouls are in the same base camp as The Oblivions and the Gibson Brothers; lost souls drowning for your salvation. Good stuff. –Todd Taylor (Orange)


PORCH GHOULS:
Self-titled : 10" EP
Down’n’dirty, lowest of the fi, dirt-dragged gospel swamp boogie blues. They’ve got their arms around quaalude sorrow and amphetamine burns, meaning they’ve sizzled through the highs and embrace the lows (or at least sound like it. They may be upright citizens). It’s also the first band I’ve ever heard that plays the suitcase; a 50’s dealie with a hole for a mic and a foot pedal and a tambourine attached. This slab is mostly covers and who they pay homage to is telling: Hound Dog Taylor, Willie Dixon, Little Richard, and R.L. Burnside. Listen to this long enough, and I feel my teeth start loosening and I keep reaching for an unmarked mason jar to swallow my fears and troubles away. The Porch Ghouls are in the same base camp as The Oblivions and the Gibson Brothers; lost souls drowning for your salvation. Good stuff. –Todd Taylor (Orange)


PORCH MOB:
Can of Worms: CD
I thought I liked this until I realized it just kept putting me to sleep. I needed the sleep though. –Megan Pants (Self-released)


PORCH MOB:
Can of Worms: CD
I thought I liked this until I realized it just kept putting me to sleep. I needed the sleep though. –Megan Pants (Can of Worms, no address)


PORNSTORE JANITOR:
Porn Again: CD
Really good musical melding of the Dwarves and early Poison Idea, but their weak attempts and shock value are unnecessary and boring. Damn good thing they were smart enough not to include a lyric sheet. –Jimmy Alvarado (Scooch Pooch)


POSER DISPOSER:
You Don't Count: CDEP
Fast, thrashy Canadian hardcore with metal flourishes around the geetars and the burpy vocals kept at a tolerant level. –Jimmy Alvarado (www.100percentwild.com)


POSITIVE NOISE:
2008 Hardcore Punk: Cassette
From the state that gave us Negative Approach, Michigan punks Positive Noise compiled all of their up-to-date released output onto one convenient blue cassette. Musically, they’re as fierce as they come. Straight-up hardcore with nods to Youth Of Today and R.A.M.B.O. As far as the lyrical content is concerned, so much of it is nothing you haven’t already heard before: cries for social, political, and communal activism with concern for the betterment of punks and humanity as a whole. Though, after reading their mission statement and liner notes, I couldn’t help but feel being preached to. I eat meat but I don’t necessarily feel that it makes me less of a person. If the band’s members can get past their hang ups about other people’s personal choices I wouldn’t doubt that it would be fun seeing them live, and possibly moshing alongside them. –Juan Espinosa (Otherwise Dead)


POSSESSED BY PAUL JAMES:
Cold and Blind: CD
Some pretty damn good Texas blues and folk stuff on the Swiss label of Lightning Beat Man. Not as blown-out as most of the Voodoo Rhythm output and, in my opinion, this is a good thing. Some bluesy stuff and a real folk feel on some tunes; there is some really pretty stuff in places on this disc. At times, there are even a few tunes that wouldn’t be out of place on one of the Roky Erickson acoustic records. That is about the highest praise I can give. Just a great collection of tunes sung with heart and soul. Check this great songwriter out. –Mike Frame (Voodoo Rhythm)


POSSIBLE FATHERS:
New Dad in Town: Cassette
This is great! Garage punk that was recorded (I think) on a boombox. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and there are some good fucking songs. Sloppy and dirty and all the things that made mud fun when you were a kid. – –Bryan Static (Super Sick Tape, no address)


POSSIBLE SUSPECT:
So Sick of Your Dependency: CD
You’d almost swear that Chi Pig of SNFU is singing here, but instead it’s a guy named Mark from the Netherlands. The first song is decent; not a bad listen at all. By the time I got halfway through the album, I realized that it’s quite possible that they only recorded one bass and drum track and just play each song on guitar over it. It’s repetitive, yup repetitive. I say repetitive. Hey! Hey! Hey! –Megan Pants (Mad Butcher)


POST STARDOM DEPRESSION:
Ordinary Miracles: CD
Bands like this make me feel like the owl on those old Tootsie Pop ads. How many tracks ‘til it goes in the trade-in pile? Ah one, ah two, ah didn’t make it that far. –Megan Pants (The Control Group)


POST, THE:
In the Event of Tomorrow: CD
All I could think of is, “Am I listening to the Cure or is this the Birthday Party?” I don’t know. –Donofthedead (Jalisco)


POST-HASTE:
Untitled: CD
One of those bands that sound interesting enough to pay attention when you hear ‘em on the radio but not interesting enough to find out who they are. –Jimmy Alvarado (Ionik)


POTBOILER:
Izzy Alcantara: 7"
Hey, did you know Izzy Alcantara is a baseball player in the Red Sox minor league organization who kicked a catcher in the face karate style and then charged the pitchers mound? He was suspended for six games for starting the brawl. I Googled him, so I’m a pervert. I like to Google people. Didn’t find much on Potboiler though, not the band anyway. So I had to actually listen to the record, which totally was an effort on my part. So here’s my convoluted reviewer explanation. “Pop punk that reminds me of defunct North Eastern bands like Mid Carson July, El Secondhand, and Weston. There’s also a hint of Fay Wray in there for the dudes in the South.” I could say, “Mix ‘em all up in a pot, boil it, and you get Potboiler.” But that would just be stupid. But, if you think about it, music reviews are stupid. –Dave Disorder (Salinas)


POTENTIAL CASKETS:
Nunns & Heroin: 7”
Folk punk doesn’t get any more awesome than this seriously addictive two-piece band from the Midwest. They sound like an angrier Ghost Mice or This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb, the latter of which influenced the hilarious title of their previously released demo, This Bike Is a Crack Pipe. Four angry songs are included on this instant classic 7”, including the anthematic “You Fucking Left Me” and “Sinners Unite.” This is easily one of the best acoustic punk records ever. It’s that fucking good. –Art Ettinger (sXe Cat, www.myspace.com/sxecatrecords)


POTENTIAL JOHNS:
“Can I Really Not Go with You” b/w “Past Due”: 7”
I’ve been a big fan of counting small blessings lately; carrying around things that are precious to me. Most of those precious things can’t be held in my hands. They’re tucked inside. Friendships. Lines from books. Chords from songs. Lyrics. Memories of live shows. These are the inoculations against overwhelming darkness and cynicism. Jeff Burke—the one man behind all of the Potential Johns in the studio, and one quarter of The Marked Men—we’re fortunate to have him on our side of music. It does no one any good to say that he’s a genius, a savior, or a voice of a generation. (Geniuses usually go batshit crazy, saviors get crucified, and voices of a generation have a way of becoming douchebags selling upper class consumables.) But Jeff, undeniably, has a talent of writing and playing songs that are intricate yet simple, punk yet genre-less, personal yet inclusive. Listening to this single spin, and you can almost hear another universe of music opening up. And that’s fuckin’ dazzling. –Todd Taylor (Dirtnap)


POTENTIAL JOHNS, THE:
Self-titled: 7"
Here’s the secret. Jeff Burke—many of you may be familiar with him being a vocalist and guitarist in the Marked Men—is a prodigy, a shy, unassuming, and humble guy. And, over the years (these songs are from ‘96 and ‘03), he’s gone into the studio (his own, I believe) and made recordings of his music. He plays every instrument, tracks them, mixes them as an exercise, keeps the tapes, and had no desire to ever release them until Justin of the Chinese Telephones convinced him otherwise. If I didn’t tell you any of that and played the 7”, you’d say, “Todd, fuck you. It’s some Marked Men I haven’t heard yet.” And, in a way, you’d be right because this is one of the many secret backbones to one of the best bands going right now. I suggest you hunt this little guy down. Might as well get the Potential Johns / Chinese Telephones split LP when you’re at it. Just trying to be helpful. –Todd Taylor (Sandwich Man)


POTENTIAL JOHNS, THE / CHINESE TELEPHONES:
Split: LP
Potential Johns: So imagine that one member of The Marked Men—we’ll name him “Jeff”—had an entire studio to himself that was in a back yard. “Jeff” had a lot of time at his disposal. Months. Maybe years. “Jeff” is a musical prodigy. He can play every instrument a normal punk band would play and he sings. “Jeff” records all the bits, tracks them together, and makes recordings for himself. Due to humility, he does it purely for the joy of music. But, those recordings quietly leak out, one visiting band at a time. Unlike a self-indulgent misunderstood “genius,” “Jeff’s” songs are awesome, accessible, complex, but in no way pretentious. Like a slightly different universe Marked Men: if ‘60s AM radio existed in the 2000s, overlaid with the garage grit of The Dirtbombs, you’d have the headspace, but you still wouldn’t be prepared for how good these songs really are. Five songs of complete bliss. Chinese Telephones: Here’s the deal: heroes suck. This is why. All of your musical “heroes” have to have failed somewhere. It’s in human nature to be imperfect (the monkey vs. robot wars. Go monkeys.). And that’s rad because if you get inside of your “heroes’” heads, really deep inside, you can finish what they couldn’t. If you don’t deify them, you realize that they can fail, even musically. They’re human. You’re human. You can pick up the thread they missed and stitch into your own creativity. I have no idea if the Chinese Telephones have any “heroes,” but I do know that they’ve come out of their comfortable pop punk cocoon (formed by the exoskeleton of Screeching Weasel and Midwest pop punk), and are starting to spread their wings. (I know that sounds fruity, but their songs aren’t.) Man, they’re getting great. –Todd Taylor (Cheeky Git)


POTSHOT:
Dance to the Potshot Record: CD
This is their fifth full length? Where have I been? Not that I have been the biggest fan of ska lately, but this band from Tokyo plays some fun stuff that reminded me of Screeching Weasel, Beatnik Termites, and a little bit of the Queers if you added some horns. Catchy choruses of bad Engrish mixed with some solid fun. It really brings me back to the ‘90s when I really loved this kind of stuff. I really could dance to this record, but not in public. That would be embarrassing! –Donofthedead (Asian Man)


POTSHOT:
Dance to the Potshot Record: CD
I found this in my review box with a note saying, “Megan, Japanese ska-punk,” which pretty much wraps it up. I’m not the biggest fan of ska-punk, ska-pop, ska-core, ska-whatever. I like my ska traditional with very few exceptions. That said, this is okay. The vocals are on the nasal side and none of it makes me want to dance to this record. –Megan Pants (Asian Man)


POWERBALL:
Opposing Furies: CD
Hardcore punk with occasional rock flourishes. Not good, not bad, not particularly memorable. –Jimmy Alvarado (Rat Town)


POWERCHORDS, THE:
More than Me: 7”
The title tune is pure strain power pop, rife with the requisite hooks and occasionally jangly guitars. The flip, “Chemical Girl,” is a bit more punky with shades of early Dickies buried in there. Nice little single. –Jimmy Alvarado (Bachelor)


POWERCUP:
Renovate at All Cost: CD
I think that it must be clear to Todd that I like shtick bands. Hell, I play in a few of them. He had to know that I would most likely appreciate this more than the average reviewer. Well, here’s the rub; I like a good shtick, but not at the sacrifice of having to listen to bad tunes. First, the shtick: Powercup is all about building and home renovation. The songs titles alone had me laughing out loud. “Bob Vila,” “Ballad of the Saw Dust,” “Tim Allan,” Renov8 2 Sk8”... You get the idea. I was looking forward to the hilarious lyrics in the liner notes, but instead I got fuzzed-out crusty, grindy stuff with screechy and growly vocals that I can’t understand. Boooo! Well, I’ll give you the cover of “Bob the Builder” is pretty fuckin’ funny... If you’re a fan of the genre and need a laugh, this will work. –Ty Stranglehold (aphmusic.com)


POWERSOLO:
It’s Raceday and Your Pussy Is GUT!!!: CD
Swampy, stripped down, and distorted Danish release. Clearly influenced by SCOTS, Supersuckers, Andre Williams, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Flatlanders, garage, Appalachian folk, and honky tonk. There’s even a corrido! Surprisingly good, indeed. However, is “gut” missing an umlaut or am I missing something? –Jessica Thiringer (Crunchy Frog, www.crunchy.dk)


PRACTICE:
More Practice: 7”
This seven inch starts off with a Chip Hanna-style marching drum beat. It’s almost enough to make you think you’re listening to an old US Bombs record. Then the guitars kick in and you’re in for something completely different. I hear touches of the second Clash album, of Dillinger Four basslines, of punk rock that’s poppy without being Ramones influenced pop punk, of so many influences, really, that it makes the songs very original. Like the first Practice seven inch on Snuffy Smile, More Practice has three amazing songs that make me want ten more. –Sean Carswell (Snuffy Smile)


PRACTICE:
Fight Back: 7"
My feelings on Japanese punk rock summed up in two words? Woo hoo. Snuffy Smile Records, in particular, is practically flawless, and this is no exception. Practice is along the lines as the Tim Version, with the tunefully chaotic melodies and the tighter-than-fish-pussy instrumental interlock. The vocals sound a lot like their Japanese forebears Screaming Fat Rat, and it may in fact be the same guy. If you can find this record, or any Snuffy Smile release, buy it on sight. –Josh (Snuffy Smile)


PRACTICE/ SMALLTOWN:
Split: 7"
What a perfect idea for a split—to combine a Japanese band with a Swedish one who’re both approaching music in similar ways. Practice wear the Clash influence a bit more obviously, but it doesn’t matter. They come across neither as an extended Clash medley nor do they sound like they’re just rearranging the ashes of long-ago written songs. It’s fun, great stuff. Fourteen songs down, from a slew of 7”s and splits, Smalltown has done no wrong. They make water-tight unpretentious, instantly likeable yet stronger on repeated listens songs. “Fifteen” is an ode to turning off the TV and going for a walk and “Jimmy” is a cover of the neo-mod band, The Purple Hearts. Great stuff that fans of prime Jam and Stiff Little Fingers would sit up and pay immediate attention to. What’s odd about Smalltown is that they don’t come off as a revival band. They’ve studied the past and sheared off the best parts, but have their fingers on a map that’s leading them into places few bands have ever found. I’m not sure how they do it. That’s why I’m all ears. –Todd Taylor (Snuffy Smile)


PRAMBATH, THE:
I Will Walk My Way: 7"
This power pop quartet rock it Japanese. It’s a combo of X-style riffs and male and female harmonizing, early early Go-Go’s and Puffi Ami Yumi. The female vocals, a signature of Japanese punk, are sugary, hyper, and as potent as a shot of espresso. “Cold Shadow” switches to male vocals and opens with chords resembling the pop persona of the Beatles –Kristen K (myspace.com/sonicjettrecords)


PRAYERS FOR ATHEISTS:
Self-titled: CD
Rap-metal-hardcore with decent political lyrics, played well for people who, ahem,like that sort of thing. Oh, but wait! The website says, “With years of anti-war organizing and a storied career laden with protest arrests, Jared Paul has become somewhat of a modern folk hero within the underground American counter-culture.” And if you order it from the website, you get a signed copy. –Craven (Strange Famous)


PRE-TEENS, THE:
Mess: 7”
When I saw that Cheetah’s Records put this out, I was hoping for something as good as the American Steel stuff they’ve put out. Sadly, not the case. The Pre-teens are pretty boring pop punk, with girl vocals. (Isn’t it annoying how I havta mention this, since there are so few girls in punk bands, and therefore “male vocals” is assumed unless I say otherwise? But I digress with my riot grrrl sentiments!) Not horrible by any means, but lacking something to distinguish it from every other pop punk record out there. If this were a cereal, it’d be regular Corn Flakes. –Maddy (Cheetah’s)


PREACHER GONE TO TEXAS:
Self-titled: CD
Oh, goody, my two favorite music genres (tough-guy neo-metal and emo) mooshed together all nice and purty. Listening to this has given me a whole new reason to pop off and whack myself. Thanks. –Jimmy Alvarado (Sinister)


PREACHER GONE TO TEXAS:
self-titled: CD
Oh, goody, my two favorite music genres (tough-guy neo-metal and emo) mooshed together all nice and purty. Listening to this has given me a whole new reason to pop off and whack myself. Thanks.  –Jimmy Alvarado (Sinister)


PREACHERS KIDS, THE:
Is This Love?: 7"
Oxford, Mississippi’s Preachers Kids play an uncomplicated, boozed-up style of garage rawk on this 7” slab that toes the borderline of bar band-dom, but stays just this side of crossing into that barren, fallow territory. “Is This Love?” starts off with a riff that Aerobitch could have