In lieu of writing up a review for this zine and wasting everyone’s time saying “shitty” over and over again, I am, instead, reviewing my new Royal 1280MX Cross Cut Paper Shredder & Media Destroyer. Sporting diamond-tipped twelve-page crosscut action, this machine, this artistic force-corrector, fucking obliterated even the most abstract association I made with this magazine, and clocked in two seconds behind the time it took to read it. Remember to remove staples! –Andrew Flanagan (myspace.com/victrollarte)