Venganza sound like the CEO of British Petroleum being hit in the face with an oil-covered pelican.

Not one to offend when it comes to local customs, I dug my hands in, the sauce and meat seeping underneath my dirty fingernails. I gave him a nod and licked my fingers clean.

I probably would never have picked up a guitar if it weren’t for Eddie Van Halen. I know a thousand other yokels with mullets and meth habits in the same area code as you would say the same thing, but...well...I’m a yokel.

Shannon may very well be The Dwarves of comedians.

The man in the picture is an air guitar champion. He’s not too shabby with a real guitar in his hand.

When I go on vacation, I want there to be a show every night, I want people I know to be everywhere I go, and I want them to be drunk.

Usually you write the song from past experience, but in this case I was turning the tables; writing the fiction and then visiting the reality, figuring there’s nothing better than a little twist on the order of things.

Jamming space rock? Not for everyone. I fuckin’ love them. Whenever I’m out and loaded I think everyone sounds like Hawkwind. Which is awesome.

Deeply rooted in lessons learned and histories re-visited this band continues to travel the country playing to diverse audiences and creating authentic, bone-chilling traditional country/folk music.