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EVIL QUEENS:
Lovesong Werewolves: CD
This is the sound of a lumberjack mechanically chopping down a tree with his axe. This is the sound of a lumberjack tearing off his flannel and banging on his muscular chest. This is the sound of a lumberjack getting angry and telling off his boss. This is the sound of a lumberjack grunting and taking a dump while regretting what he did earlier in the day. This is all of these sounds at once. Wait, did I just describe grunge? Maybe I did. Maybe I didn’t.
–MP Johnson (Sunken Treasure)
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