Keen zine with which to clean your ween, mean your gene, and ball your peen! Matt the Cat knows where it’s at and that’s that, up to bat with shat that puts meat in the seats and feet in the sheets like gum-flappin’ ‘n’ ass-slappin’ with the Manikins, Shock, the Road Apples, and Jeff Magnum of the Dead Boys ((“If you hold a guinea pig by the tail, its eyes will fall out. I’m just as surprised as you to read these words”)). Photos of girls posing on stacks of Bang and USA Records 45s! Ads for lovelier, fuller bosoms AND Uranium detectors! A cut-price ticket to a world where everybody talks like Snapper Carr, and there are two Midges for every boy! And, to top it all off, a list of the top ten songs about chicken known to man! Go the extra dollar and receive a completely illegally reproduced CD featuring the Hot Chicken 10 and much much more! It’s gotta be had, dad! –Rev. Nørb (Matt Mayhem, 112 Hollywood Ave., Oberlin, OH 44074)