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King George in Decline
The Misadventures of an Aging Prep-School Cheerleader
By Chris Pepus
The outgoing president has little to lose, but that’s not true for the rest of us.
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Drunken Activism in a Military Town
By Todd Price
By Guest Contributor
In hindsight, I realize this is doing nothing to change anyone’s opinions. But the truth be known, I don’t care and don’t expect anyone to change their political affiliations, it just makes me feel better.

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Brian Childers, R.I.P.
By Michael W. Dean
By Guest Contributor
He has many friends all over the world who miss his enormous spirit, hearty laughter and remarkable mind.

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Commercials Suck More
By Nighthawk
By Guest Contributor
If there was a way to make animals talk to you, I would do whatever it was that needed to be done to get there.

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Dancing About Architecture
Column #6
By Bryan Static
I felt alienated, but there was this sense of joy having something special that no one else had, even if I wasn’t entirely sure what made it so unique.

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Punklightenment #4
Savor The Moment
By Marcus Solomon
You just get so high from the intensity of everything coming together into one big ball of FUCK YEAH!

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Top 10s of 2007
From our assorted cast of beardos, weirdos, and dillholes.
By Staff
Watching a cop come pick up a sexual dysfunction RX in a pharmacy. In his uniform. With his name badge on. Talk about your getting off with a warning…
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The Great Journalism Swindle…Using “Journalism” Loosely, of Course
By Constantine Koutsoutis
By Guest Contributor
Embrace the spin and use it to let people know just what you think about something.

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Art Fuentes X-Mas 2007
Featuring the cast of Shizzville.
By art
erp...

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Top 5s From Issue #41
What? We have opinions.
By Staff
Top 5 Songs I Wish Greg Cartwright Had Written for Me...
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Budget Rock VI - Day One, at the Stork Club, October 25th
By J. Federico
By Guest Contributor
The gorilla shared with us what I considered to be a true gem: "The next three days of Budget Rock are cancelled ‘cause you’re all going to be in the hospital from getting your balls rocked off by us."

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Fest 6
She remembers it so you don't have to.
By Denise
For the first time, I have all of my memories intact.We made it through as planned, with no injuries, no blackouts, and no new skeletons to tuck away.

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Zombie Music Reviews
MP Johnson's 16th Column
By MP Johnson
As a zombie, I essentially have one important decision to make on a daily basis: Whose brains am I going to eat?

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Work
Originally in Trust
By Todd Taylor
I knew, pretty much exactly, what I hated: brain-deadening work, being constantly underpaid, feeling my spirit getting crushed into dust. The usual. It’s called work and not a party for a reason.

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Top 5s From Issue #40
An open air market of ideas and staunch opinioneering.
By Staff
Top 5 pickup lines at 2007 San Diego Comic Con...
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Punklightenment #3
Life Is the Pits
By Marcus Solomon
In any event, everyone gets born, and everyone dies.

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Doesn't It Get Cold out Here?
Bryan Static's Fifth Column
By Guest Contributor
I saw the world as a dull, hopeless ball where humanity should have as much fun as they can before they die a horrible death.

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Warped Tour 2007 in lovely Carson, CA
By Lindsay Hutchens
By Guest Contributor
It’s comforting and awakening at the same time: to find people who get you, only to see they’re rocking your same one-and-only look.

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Uncertain Originality Awaits, aka “New Things Is Scary”
Constantine Koutsoutis’ Second Column
By Guest Contributor
Go on, nibble on the edges of your vegan bacon security blanket if you want.

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You’re So Vein
D. Strange's Fifth Column
By Guest Contributor
Imagine about five prehistoric worms from the Amazon implanted just below the surface of your skin.

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Six Shows, Three Days
MP Johnson’s Fifteenth Column
By MP Johnson
What the fuck kind of half-assed marriage proposal did I just witness? There was no ring, for one thing. Not even some makeshift stand in for a ring, like a froot loop.
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The Cheapest Way to Send 1, 2, or 3 7” Records in the Mail
A DIY Guide
By Todd Taylor
The new postal regulations are wacky and they’re expensive. Here’s a quick guide to save you some money on sending vinyl in the mail.

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Jimmy Alvarado and Designated Dale Moonlighting
Jimmy vs. The Boss! Dale vs. The Beach Boys!
By Staff
Razorcake subscriber and very nice dude, Mark Marchman, asked a couple of our contributors what they thought about some “classic” records.
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Punklightenment: Stray Humans
Marcus Solomon's Second Column
By Guest Contributor
Hell, if you can take a moment to pick someone off the floor in the slam pit, you can also take a moment to lift the spirits of someone who is on the street.

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Issue #39 Top 5s
Jerry Falwell's death is on there!
By Staff
Uh... we spaced on posting #38's top 5s on time so here's 39's early.
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