Sure, we have biases. We’re not robots.

Best Things from 2011 I Just Got around to...

They don’t offer hope at all. They are hope.

Concentrating on navigating, remaining aware of surrounding hazards, jockeying for speed, and trying not to die all at once.

Isn’t it just plain common sense not to let anyone blindfold you and put things in your mouth?

She has a great way of twisting themes together in ways that are artistic, light handed, and vivid.

Free breakfast tacos every Wednesday morning at my new job.

I’m going to start off by contradicting myself.

"Being all coffee’d up in Al Scorch’s living room and hearing “Troubled Heart” by the Future Virgins for the first time."

I’ve been told that true friends are not the people who eventually bail you out of jail. True friends are the idiots stuck in there with you.

Here is a skyscraper on fire, and the firemen show up with two bottles of seltzer.

It didn’t take long to think that listening to Western Problems every day for the next ten days would be a good idea.

I was one of those who supported Barack Obama for president, and he’s been in office long enough for us to judge his record.

Governments cut spending to make up for lost revenues. That weakens the economy, diminishes revenues, and prompts more spending cuts.

We older ones are crumbling with age to the same soundtrack of our salad days while those who still have time on their side absorb our energy through osmosis.

When the Timbers score, the lumberjack mascot Timber Joey cuts slices from a log located in front of the Timbers Army and presents them to the goal scorers after the game. No joke.

He evidently believes that poverty and illiteracy are personal choices, on a par with overeating.

Let’s look at something else. It’s called a calendar. If you were to go to all these fests, you’d almost have to be rich or live with your parents or something, because who can get off work this much?

To get the answers, we’ll need to consult the work of experts who have actually been right in the past.

You’ll be the death of him, you know,” she said scanning the room. “Whether it’s alcohol poisoning or hepatitis, it’ll be your fault.”

Gruff melodies, catchy choruses, and a united front to crush all norms!

Five Tunes I Recommend You Play Full Blast at Work Between the Hours Of 3-4 p.m.

That’s really what the Snakepit comic represents: Life.

We all get what we deserve.

As a bunch of forward-thinking, touring musicians we used the band fund to buy whiskey.